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"Just pull out why don't you,what a shame your father didn't... 
Ooft 
Total confidence killer: but probs 100% deserved 
One of my very own insults lol"
Bet you're a 'hard' woman to please...so to speak   |
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"Just pull out why don't you,what a shame your father didn't...
Ooft
Total confidence killer: but probs 100% deserved
One of my very own insults lol
Bet you're a 'hard' woman to please...so to speak "
 ... that insult came out of my mouth one day as we were driving on a motorway and someone pulled out on us lol |
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"Pity your mum didn't swallow
Ooh... I really like that
 me too
Once you make a statement like that though, it really must be a case of saying...
"Now. Off you fuck. OK?'
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I used it to my ex once... And off he fucked lol |
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"Pity your mum didn't swallow
Ooh... I really like that
me too
Once you make a statement like that though, it really must be a case of saying...
"Now. Off you fuck. OK?'
I used it to my ex once... And off he fucked lol"
Funnily enough, morning after a one night stand many years ago, I said something along the lines of:
"You really are a very, very pretty girl; but you're a fucking bubblehead."
And off I fucked 
Not proud - and I was very, very hungover;-) |
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"Your dad had a wank into a crack in the wall and the sun hatched ye 
Pure. Glesga. Patter.
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I'm not even from there I'm originally from Dublin but moved to Glasgow nine years ago |
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"Your dad had a wank into a crack in the wall and the sun hatched ye
Pure. Glesga. Patter.
I'm not even from there I'm originally from Dublin but moved to Glasgow nine years ago "
Same difference mucker!
Irish and Scots do share a dark, sharp sense of humour at times  |
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