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By *eliWoman 42 weeks ago
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Saying they look younger than they are and no one ever guesses their real age.
That they're an 18 year old trapped in the body of a 40+ year old.
Saying you're only as old as the person you're feeling/fucking. |
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"Saying they look younger than they are and no one ever guesses their real age.
That they're an 18 year old trapped in the body of a 40+ year old.
Saying you're only as old as the person you're feeling/fucking."
"Saying they look younger than they are, and no one ever guesses their real age..."
Sad but true  
A wee bit irrelevant when ya know they've passed 70  |
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"Saying they look younger than they are and no one ever guesses their real age.
That they're an 18 year old trapped in the body of a 40+ year old.
Saying you're only as old as the person you're feeling/fucking."
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"Nice to see pensioner bashing is still as popular on this forum as ever. Whatever happened to Old gits lives matter!"
I'm perusing for hints and tips so I know what is expected when I get very very old |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"Saying they look younger than they are and no one ever guesses their real age.
That they're an 18 year old trapped in the body of a 40+ year old.
Saying you're only as old as the person you're feeling/fucking."
Damn Meli. You woke up and chose violence |
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"Saying they look younger than they are and no one ever guesses their real age.
That they're an 18 year old trapped in the body of a 40+ year old.
Saying you're only as old as the person you're feeling/fucking."
Love it. Never understood the only as old as the person your fucking. Do you take an average or do you act like a vampire and suck the youth of the person your fucking? Like some kind of succubus? |
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By *eliWoman 42 weeks ago
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"Saying they look younger than they are and no one ever guesses their real age.
That they're an 18 year old trapped in the body of a 40+ year old.
Saying you're only as old as the person you're feeling/fucking.
Damn Meli. You woke up and chose violence "
I have no idea what you mean Joe.  |
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"I can’t answer this because I *am* old."
"No you are NOT!!!"
We’re all old to someone …
Tell you when I did feel old. When I’d been chatting with someone for a while and things got sexy and I went to pick her up for a night out … and it turned out she still lived at home with her Mum. That made me feel old. |
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"I can’t answer this because I *am* old.No you are NOT!!!
We’re all old to someone …
Tell you when I did feel old. When I’d been chatting with someone for a while and things got sexy and I went to pick her up for a night out … and it turned out she still lived at home with her Mum. That made me feel old."
More the fact we’re the same age 
I’ve had my share of “Norman Bates Dates” |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"Saying they look younger than they are and no one ever guesses their real age.
That they're an 18 year old trapped in the body of a 40+ year old.
Saying you're only as old as the person you're feeling/fucking.
Damn Meli. You woke up and chose violence
I have no idea what you mean Joe. "
That second one really reasonates with me. They talk about how young they feel while bemoaning how immature young people are |
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By *929Man 42 weeks ago
bedlington |
Developing that distinct odour of old people stink that they all seem to get once a certain age, my mother is in her mid 70s and she just got it this year it’s quite bad I can be lying on the cooch and I’ll hear the door open then the old people stink wafts in and I know it’s her before she even sets foot in the house |
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"Supping tea out of saucers...why? surely it can't be that difficult to drink a hot drink?"
My grandad used to do that. The drops of tea used to stick to his moustache .
Honestly though until you've dipped tea from a saucer you haven't tasted heaven  |
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"Evening everyone
OAP discount. Yet "
Yes you can! At Iceland on a Tuesday so long as you have a 65plus lady friend that you can borrow her OAP discount card to swipe. You should have seen the check out operator's face last Tuesday in Iceland as I managed to convince her that I was 66. |
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By *orny PTMan 42 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"Researching ancestry.
I have no idea why people find this so interesting or relevant.
Not bashing, just don't get it.  "
I do, I never met either of my two Grandads, one was Scottish and the other was Irish and my surname isn't from their country. |
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"Researching ancestry.
I have no idea why people find this so interesting or relevant.
Not bashing, just don't get it. "
Oooooooooo I feel seen
I've found researching my ancestry to be REALLY interesting. Maybe more interesting than Mr KCs family history cos his are all northern British peasants for as long as we could find. Mine is a bit more varied. |
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By *odevilWoman 42 weeks ago
exeter |
"Researching ancestry.
I have no idea why people find this so interesting or relevant.
Not bashing, just don't get it.
Oooooooooo I feel seen
I've found researching my ancestry to be REALLY interesting. Maybe more interesting than Mr KCs family history cos his are all northern British peasants for as long as we could find. Mine is a bit more varied."
And to HornyPT:-
I'm really glad you enjoy it I just don't see what you get out of it?
I feel like if someone told me my ancestors were global explorers or something equally exotic (or even the opposite), I'd still just feel like 'ok cool. What's that got to do with me?'
Each to their own though
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"Parma violets
Oi.
I'm not old.
Seconded! Parma Violets are GOATed  "
Thruppledoded.
Hoarding. I'm borderline old, but the way people hoard more as they age does my fucking head in.
It's shit and tat - get rid of it. |
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"Werthers Originals.
I was saying to myself the first person to say this I will poke their eyes out!!!
How very dare you!!!
Looks like we have a Werthers fan here!
Alert!
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 oh - i must be old then i like werthers - and mint imperials, oh and strawberry bonbons... oh and lollipops .... oh and well just sweets - |
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By *ascaIMan 42 weeks ago
Cheshire Liverpool Manchester |
"Werthers Originals.
I was saying to myself the first person to say this I will poke their eyes out!!!
How very dare you!!!
Looks like we have a Werthers fan here!
Alert!
oh - i must be old then i like werthers - and mint imperials, oh and strawberry bonbons... oh and lollipops .... oh and well just sweets - "
I’ll back you on the others but mint imperials are like chalk when you bite into them they’re awful. Not that I’ve eaten chalk but I imagine that’s what it’s like |
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By *eliWoman 42 weeks ago
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"Music by artists like the cure 
No Pickle. No. Don't do this.
Did. I. Lie. Though. "
It's like you're "did I stutter"ing at me. Love it.
Anyway, leave The Cure out of the retirement home please. Thank you. |
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By *arkus1812Man 42 weeks ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
What do we love that you don't get?
Tattersal Shirts
Hand knitted woollen tie
Harris T Jackets
Corduroy Trousers
Doc Martins shoes
Ideally we should be driving Morris Minor cars |
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"What do we love that you don't get?
Tattersal Shirts
Hand knitted woollen tie
Harris T Jackets
Corduroy Trousers
Doc Martins shoes
Ideally we should be driving Morris Minor cars "
Tarkus, I'm wearing Docs right now and do most days |
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Younger people are so interesting! Every time I have a conversation with one they tell me things as if it's the first time I've heard of it...... It's particularly amusing when they think a sex act never existed in the past ...... it's all new ... all of the world is new... I guess it is for some.
This oldie likes.....
1. Non ageists and non stereotypers
2. All veg
3. Big knickers
4. Parma Violets
5. Homes that are not cheap shoddy corporation grey velour and silver
6. Tea from a tea pot
7. People who don't use their phone in the cinema
8. People who judge others on an individual basis.
9. Fruit Cake / Walnut Cake / Coffee Cake
10. Youth!
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"Younger people are so interesting! Every time I have a conversation with one they tell me things as if it's the first time I've heard of it...... It's particularly amusing when they think a sex act never existed in the past ...... it's all new ... all of the world is new... I guess it is for some.
This oldie likes.....
1. Non ageists and non stereotypers
2. All veg
3. Big knickers
4. Parma Violets
5. Homes that are not cheap shoddy corporation grey velour and silver
6. Tea from a tea pot
7. People who don't use their phone in the cinema
8. People who judge others on an individual basis.
9. Fruit Cake / Walnut Cake / Coffee Cake
10. Youth!
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Granny, what's your stance on Doc Marten boots? |
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"Younger people are so interesting! Every time I have a conversation with one they tell me things as if it's the first time I've heard of it...... It's particularly amusing when they think a sex act never existed in the past ...... it's all new ... all of the world is new... I guess it is for some.
This oldie likes.....
1. Non ageists and non stereotypers
2. All veg
3. Big knickers
4. Parma Violets
5. Homes that are not cheap shoddy corporation grey velour and silver
6. Tea from a tea pot
7. People who don't use their phone in the cinema
8. People who judge others on an individual basis.
9. Fruit Cake / Walnut Cake / Coffee Cake
10. Youth!
Granny, what's your stance on Doc Marten boots? "
Best thing ever. I never had a pair but all my girls went to school in them. I envy women of my age with the panache to carry them off. I stand in D. Martin shops and lust after the floral ones.... they do vegan ones now but ..... I can't carry the weight on my legs.... nor do I have the style to go with them. I LOVE them .... The very cut and every fine stich ... a great product. A classic |
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"Younger people are so interesting! Every time I have a conversation with one they tell me things as if it's the first time I've heard of it...... It's particularly amusing when they think a sex act never existed in the past ...... it's all new ... all of the world is new... I guess it is for some.
This oldie likes.....
1. Non ageists and non stereotypers
2. All veg
3. Big knickers
4. Parma Violets
5. Homes that are not cheap shoddy corporation grey velour and silver
6. Tea from a tea pot
7. People who don't use their phone in the cinema
8. People who judge others on an individual basis.
9. Fruit Cake / Walnut Cake / Coffee Cake
10. Youth!
Granny, what's your stance on Doc Marten boots?
Best thing ever. I never had a pair but all my girls went to school in them. I envy women of my age with the panache to carry them off. I stand in D. Martin shops and lust after the floral ones.... they do vegan ones now but ..... I can't carry the weight on my legs.... nor do I have the style to go with them. I LOVE them .... The very cut and every fine stich ... a great product. A classic"
This is music to my ears. Re: the boot weight, you don't notice it when seated. Have you tried a wheelchair?!
I've been wearing mine for work most days this winter, my feet are toasty warm! |
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They don't even look happy when they come out
Mrs C 
Get that shite away from me. 