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At Cornell University in America they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunnelling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem. Now - fack orff. |
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I once had a guy constantly messaging wanting me to cheat and go fuck him.
He said "come on, you know I'd love to fuck you"
I replied "Come on, you know I'd love never to see you in my life and hit the block button so you can't contact me again"
Blocked him. Felt so satisfied with my reply even though its not exactly whitty or humorous
C xoxox |
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By *irthandgirthMan 36 weeks ago
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"My favourite is 'this sounds like a you problem, not a me problem'
My husband uses this phrase all the time, so annoying!!! "
I used it a lot in previous jobs when I knew I was leaving. I also signed off my emails with ZFG*
*(Zero Fucks Given).
Nobody ever questioned it. |
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"At Cornell University in America they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunnelling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem. Now - fack orff."
Rolls off the tongue, Felix.
(It's great though!) |
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"When they ask “why the hell you’re single?” I usually respond “probably because I’m fat, ugly, broken and mentally unstable”.
I never hear from them again. "
 
Wish I had the inbox to make a retort like that  |
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"When they ask “why the hell you’re single?” I usually respond “probably because I’m fat, ugly, broken and mentally unstable”.
I never hear from them again.
Wish I had the inbox to make a retort like that "
In my case it actually the truth so me being unapologetically honest saves anyone’s time before they got to find out in person.
Win win. |
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"When they ask “why the hell you’re single?” I usually respond “probably because I’m fat, ugly, broken and mentally unstable”.
I never hear from them again.
Wish I had the inbox to make a retort like that
In my case it actually the truth so me being unapologetically honest saves anyone’s time before they got to find out in person.
Win win. "
Fair points if true ...
But you maybe underselling yourself x |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"At Cornell University in America they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunnelling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem. Now - fack orff."
Frasier Crane, over here  it's a great quote though |
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