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is very much like laying a carpet. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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I think it’s sometimes like ordering a coffee.
You’re in a queue with a few men in front of you, by the time she gets to you, she’s a little bit bored of doing it , so she just shouts your name as she now just want to go home and you get something not worth the wait. 
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"I think it’s sometimes like ordering a coffee.
You’re in a queue with a few men in front of you, by the time she gets to you, she’s a little bit bored of doing it , so she just shouts your name as she now just want to go home and you get something not worth the wait.
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What about the frothy milk?  |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"I think it’s sometimes like ordering a coffee.
You’re in a queue with a few men in front of you, by the time she gets to you, she’s a little bit bored of doing it , so she just shouts your name as she now just want to go home and you get something not worth the wait.
What about the frothy milk? "
Haha. … and why did my loyalty card not get stamped? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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Buying jewellery for a beautiful woman is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. First you check the size of her ring to make sure it will fit. Then you end up giving her a pearl necklace |
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