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By *irthandgirthMan 28 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip? "
Meadowhell?
I would rather staple my scrotum to a table and pour a lime juice and salt solution directly into my eyeballs while trampling lego barefoot than go there again. |
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"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip?
Meadowhell?
I would rather staple my scrotum to a table and pour a lime juice and salt solution directly into my eyeballs while trampling lego barefoot than go there again."
Lego? The only reason to stop off at Meadowhall is to have a browse in the Lego shop. |
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"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip?
Meadowhell?
I would rather staple my scrotum to a table and pour a lime juice and salt solution directly into my eyeballs while trampling lego barefoot than go there again."
Now, I knew you had some kinks, but that one surprises even me! |
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"I'm not sure that calling it too girth for anal is the best advertising method.
Have you considered changing the focus?
Huge cavernous butthole wanted for pleasantly girthy penis, perhaps?"
What is the anal equivalent to the wizard's sleeve?  |
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"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip?
Meadowhell?
I would rather staple my scrotum to a table and pour a lime juice and salt solution directly into my eyeballs while trampling lego barefoot than go there again."
Ah, so you’re a fan?  |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip?
Meadowhell?
I would rather staple my scrotum to a table and pour a lime juice and salt solution directly into my eyeballs while trampling lego barefoot than go there again."
If your inbox doesn’t blow up I’ll be disappointed in fab. |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"You think you've got it bad? Mine's too orangey for crows.
Stop playng with yourself and eating Wotsists at the same time then!"
Oops! Caught red (or orange) handed, its one for the unusual kinks thread. |
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"I'm not sure that calling it too girth for anal is the best advertising method.
Have you considered changing the focus?
Huge cavernous butthole wanted for pleasantly girthy penis, perhaps?
What is the anal equivalent to the wizard's sleeve? "
The Channel Bummel |
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By *ewcatWoman 28 weeks ago
Berkshire |
"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip?
Meadowhell?
I would rather staple my scrotum to a table and pour a lime juice and salt solution directly into my eyeballs while trampling lego barefoot than go there again."
I have medical stapler. I can assist you with this. |
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"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip?
Meadowhell?
I would rather staple my scrotum to a table and pour a lime juice and salt solution directly into my eyeballs while trampling lego barefoot than go there again.
I have medical stapler. I can assist you with this. "
Oh gawd no.  |
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"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip?
Meadowhell?
I would rather staple my scrotum to a table and pour a lime juice and salt solution directly into my eyeballs while trampling lego barefoot than go there again.
I have medical stapler. I can assist you with this. "
Keep going. I'm almost there... |
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By *ewcatWoman 28 weeks ago
Berkshire |
"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip?
Meadowhell?
I would rather staple my scrotum to a table and pour a lime juice and salt solution directly into my eyeballs while trampling lego barefoot than go there again.
I have medical stapler. I can assist you with this.
Keep going. I'm almost there..."
I have stapler, lime and salt. I’m short Lego, you got any? |
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"Take it where, to Meadowhall for a shopping trip?
Meadowhell?
I would rather staple my scrotum to a table and pour a lime juice and salt solution directly into my eyeballs while trampling lego barefoot than go there again.
I have medical stapler. I can assist you with this.
Keep going. I'm almost there...
I have stapler, lime and salt. I’m short Lego, you got any? "
Ahhh gosh darn it, I don't! I guess that means we can't do it anymore. I. am. devastated!  |
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"I have an operating table at home Let's do it
This only raises more questions than gives answers.
Forensic science is my passion. So what? "
No judgment here 
Glad theGF is in bed or this could go wildly more off tangent as that's one of her interests.
Makes me feel faint |
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"I'm not sure that calling it too girth for anal is the best advertising method.
Have you considered changing the focus?
Huge cavernous butthole wanted for pleasantly girthy penis, perhaps?
What is the anal equivalent to the wizard's sleeve?
The Channel Bummel"
 brilliant |
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"I have an operating table at home Let's do it
This only raises more questions than gives answers.
Forensic science is my passion. So what?
No judgment here
Glad theGF is in bed or this could go wildly more off tangent as that's one of her interests.
Makes me feel faint "
Are you not into thrill-seeking hobbies? Shame. Stapling a scrotum sounds fun  |
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By *bi HaiveMan 28 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I have an operating table at home Let's do it
This only raises more questions than gives answers.
Forensic science is my passion. So what? "
I have an operating table too.
Mine goes 'buuuuzzzzzzz' whenever I fuck up removing the spare rib.... |
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"I have an operating table at home Let's do it
This only raises more questions than gives answers.
Forensic science is my passion. So what?
No judgment here
Glad theGF is in bed or this could go wildly more off tangent as that's one of her interests.
Makes me feel faint
Are you not into thrill-seeking hobbies? Shame. Stapling a scrotum sounds fun "
Shes a 6 foot 1 red headbits a danger sport already let alone like last sat when she did a half bottle of Jamesons and throw me around for her own gratification.. ir was wonderful!
Alas.. i've had enough stiche,staples, grafts and external fixators toblast me out ty  |
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"I have an operating table at home Let's do it
This only raises more questions than gives answers.
Forensic science is my passion. So what?
No judgment here
Glad theGF is in bed or this could go wildly more off tangent as that's one of her interests.
Makes me feel faint
Are you not into thrill-seeking hobbies? Shame. Stapling a scrotum sounds fun
Shes a 6 foot 1 red headbits a danger sport already let alone like last sat when she did a half bottle of Jamesons and throw me around for her own gratification.. ir was wonderful!
Alas.. i've had enough stiche,staples, grafts and external fixators toblast me out ty "
Now you are talking! |
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Alas.. i've had enough stiche,staples, grafts and external fixators toblast me out ty
Now you are talking! "
Doity girls.. you jsut wanna see mwns scars and surgery marks .
Same as when she was telling me about some necrotic wound she'd and i near as threw up. |
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"I have an operating table at home Let's do it
This only raises more questions than gives answers.
Forensic science is my passion. So what? "
Murdering people and cutting up the bodies is just the side hustle |
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"I have an operating table at home Let's do it
This only raises more questions than gives answers.
Forensic science is my passion. So what?
Murdering people and cutting up the bodies is just the side hustle "
But she’s still a nice woman.  |
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"You think you've got it bad? Mine's too orangey for crows.
Its just for me and my dawg 
I’ll be your dog (starts the rhythmic barking)"
Don't, I've got flashbacks of my nan making it for me. Either to weak to taste or so strong dinner 3 hours later tasted of oranbes. I have never brushed my teeth so hard in my life.
Now nowt.. there will be no rhythmic barking here! There is a danger that will bring the thread full circle back to anal and I'm not sure we can fit it all in |
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"I have an operating table at home Let's do it
This only raises more questions than gives answers.
Forensic science is my passion. So what?
Murdering people and cutting up the bodies is just the side hustle
But she’s still a nice woman. "
Just a detail |
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By *ythenMan 28 weeks ago
North Co. Dublin |
"I'm not sure that calling it too girth for anal is the best advertising method.
Have you considered changing the focus?
Huge cavernous butthole wanted for pleasantly girthy penis, perhaps?"
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"I reckon that I've got the perfect sized cock for anal
I'm pretty good at helping people that are constipated
I'm pretty handy with a plunger ?? does that count? "
Depends if they prefer plunging over anal |
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"I reckon that I've got the perfect sized cock for anal
I'm pretty good at helping people that are constipated
I'm pretty handy with a plunger ?? does that count?
Depends if they prefer plunging over anal "
I would 100% prefer someone using a plunger on my bum over anal |
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"I reckon that I've got the perfect sized cock for anal
I'm pretty good at helping people that are constipated
I'm pretty handy with a plunger ?? does that count?
Depends if they prefer plunging over anal
I would 100% prefer someone using a plunger on my bum over anal "
Let us know how that exspiriance goes |
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"I reckon that I've got the perfect sized cock for anal
I'm pretty good at helping people that are constipated
I'm pretty handy with a plunger ?? does that count?
Depends if they prefer plunging over anal
I would 100% prefer someone using a plunger on my bum over anal "
Even the wrong end?  |
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"I reckon that I've got the perfect sized cock for anal
I'm pretty good at helping people that are constipated
I'm pretty handy with a plunger ?? does that count?
Depends if they prefer plunging over anal
I would 100% prefer someone using a plunger on my bum over anal
Even the wrong end? "
Which is the wrong end? |
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"I reckon that I've got the perfect sized cock for anal
I'm pretty good at helping people that are constipated
I'm pretty handy with a plunger ?? does that count?
Depends if they prefer plunging over anal
I would 100% prefer someone using a plunger on my bum over anal
Even the wrong end?
Which is the wrong end? "
What if it plunges out a blockage |
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"I reckon that I've got the perfect sized cock for anal
I'm pretty good at helping people that are constipated
I'm pretty handy with a plunger ?? does that count?
Depends if they prefer plunging over anal
I would 100% prefer someone using a plunger on my bum over anal
Even the wrong end?
Which is the wrong end?
What if it plunges out a blockage "
What if I shove in the big end, and it goes all the way in, but doesn't wanna come back out |
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"I reckon that I've got the perfect sized cock for anal
I'm pretty good at helping people that are constipated
I'm pretty handy with a plunger ?? does that count?
Depends if they prefer plunging over anal
I would 100% prefer someone using a plunger on my bum over anal
Even the wrong end?
Which is the wrong end?
What if it plunges out a blockage
What if I shove in the big end, and it goes all the way in, but doesn't wanna come back out "
Having said that, I'd like to unblock midnight's pipes 
Anytime you have a blockage love call me  |
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No way you’re too girthy for a ladies bum as thats where the babies come out isn’t it!!?**
And i doubt your cock is the same size as a full baby!!
** I am referring obviously to the shits round here in this specific instance |
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