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Swinging Gravestone

By *xposedInTheSun OP Couple 47 weeks ago

Cambridgeshire

What would you like on your swinging gravestone?

I considered the old Julius Caesar quote ("He came, He scored, He spunked us"), but I'm verging towards the more uplifting "Happiness is Boob Shaped".

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By *bi HaiveMan 47 weeks ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

I'm planning on being composted....but if I had to have a gravestone it would probably read "It was never this stiff when I was alive FFS....!!"

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By *heonixrising500Man 47 weeks ago

Barnsley

The parties over

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By *amie HantsWoman 47 weeks ago

Atlantis

Jamie Hants

She could not breathe through her ears

May she rest in peace

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By *oxesMan 47 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

"What would you like on your swinging gravestone?

I considered the old Julius Caesar quote ("He came, He scored, He spunked us"), but I'm verging towards the more uplifting "Happiness is Boob Shaped"."

There is a gravestone on the old Roman road I think it's Apian way leading into Rome. By an ex s l a v e who on being freed gave himself the Latin name Fervidus Clamydiaii.

Which translates as Mr Hot Sex.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Glow finally got laid (to rest)

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 47 weeks ago

Essex

She pulled her final & fatal Misty. May she rest in pieces.

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By *assy69Man 47 weeks ago

West Sussex and Wales

Boobs, proof I really could think of two things at the same time