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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Have you tried counting sheep? I'm about to try that.
No, I don’t trust them
What about Shaun the Sheep tho?"
I know a Shaun who is not to be trusted.
Add that to a sheep and its a recipe for disaster.
I’ll just count your pubic hairs instead |
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By *aizyWoman 45 weeks ago
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"Have you tried counting sheep? I'm about to try that.
No, I don’t trust them
What about Shaun the Sheep tho?
I know a Shaun who is not to be trusted.
Add that to a sheep and its a recipe for disaster.
I’ll just count your pubic hairs instead"
Did you go through my bins and steal the wax strips I chucked in there??  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Have you tried counting sheep? I'm about to try that.
No, I don’t trust them
What about Shaun the Sheep tho?
I know a Shaun who is not to be trusted.
Add that to a sheep and its a recipe for disaster.
I’ll just count your pubic hairs instead
Did you go through my bins and steal the wax strips I chucked in there?? "
They were stuck to the top of the lid so I’m now rocking a killer monobrow  |
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By *aizyWoman 45 weeks ago
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"Have you tried counting sheep? I'm about to try that.
No, I don’t trust them
What about Shaun the Sheep tho?
I know a Shaun who is not to be trusted.
Add that to a sheep and its a recipe for disaster.
I’ll just count your pubic hairs instead
Did you go through my bins and steal the wax strips I chucked in there??
They were stuck to the top of the lid so I’m now rocking a killer monobrow "
You can totally pull that look off! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Have you tried counting sheep? I'm about to try that.
No, I don’t trust them
What about Shaun the Sheep tho?
I know a Shaun who is not to be trusted.
Add that to a sheep and its a recipe for disaster.
I’ll just count your pubic hairs instead
Did you go through my bins and steal the wax strips I chucked in there??
They were stuck to the top of the lid so I’m now rocking a killer monobrow
You can totally pull that look off! "
You better keep pulling those hairs off then |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Have you tried counting sheep? I'm about to try that.
No, I don’t trust them
What about Shaun the Sheep tho?
Nope. He is the OG Baaaaaaa(d) boy
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