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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My teenage daughter is at that age where certain words like chopper,cock,knob seem very very funny and is driving me mad...Any other good words would be appreciated...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I got called sick the other day by a teenager, and said jokingly that's not nice, and they said, it means your cool...................
random, in my youth words meant what they meant in the dictionary lol!!  |
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A friend of my parents from years ago used to work occasionally in a high security prison.
She taught home economics and craft etc.
One night, while teaching a class of sex offenders, after giving them the general run down on how to cut, prepare and stitch together the teddy bears they were supposed to be making she then asked "Right, if that all makes sense you can start. But before you do does anyone need felt?"
The realisation of what she had said in the circumstance filled her with dread then after a few seconds of silence the class burst out laughing with one guy piping up that "no thanks, thats what got us here in the first instance!"
Not really an innuendo but an amusing little anecdote that tickles me (s'cuse the pun!)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A friend of my parents from years ago used to work occasionally in a high security prison.
She taught home economics and craft etc.
One night, while teaching a class of sex offenders, after giving them the general run down on how to cut, prepare and stitch together the teddy bears they were supposed to be making she then asked "Right, if that all makes sense you can start. But before you do does anyone need felt?"
The realisation of what she had said in the circumstance filled her with dread then after a few seconds of silence the class burst out laughing with one guy piping up that "no thanks, thats what got us here in the first instance!"
Not really an innuendo but an amusing little anecdote that tickles me (s'cuse the pun!)
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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You need to use a firm hand and take the chicken by the throat and choke it a little till its dead enough for your pussy to have a nibble. As for your other pets, well I would suggest refraining from spanking your monkey right now. |
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