"Is yours shaped like a cat then?!
Evie
No but you know how cats tails go when they're excited to see you..."
Your penis start waving around like a metronome and knocks everything on the coffee table onto the floor?  |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"So you have penis AND pussy to offer in one person?
Are you in love with someone now?! That breaks my heart! But also happy for you I guess...   "
Thanks Brucey |
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By *ruceyy OP Man 36 weeks ago
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"Is yours shaped like a cat then?!
Evie
No but you know how cats tails go when they're excited to see you...
Your penis start waving around like a metronome and knocks everything on the coffee table onto the floor? "
Look once it's ready to go who knows what's gonna happen |
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"Is yours shaped like a cat then?!
Evie
No but you know how cats tails go when they're excited to see you...
Your penis start waving around like a metronome and knocks everything on the coffee table onto the floor? "
Hahahaha i just spat out my tea!
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"Is yours shaped like a cat then?!
Evie
No but you know how cats tails go when they're excited to see you...
Your penis start waving around like a metronome and knocks everything on the coffee table onto the floor?
Hahahaha i just spat out my tea!
S"
Tea at this time of night.. your profile was right, very weird!
It's that or jumps up on your shoulder and starts licking you. Though admittedly our cats are.... eccentric.
Such a talented cock is franly wasted on here. Properly beats the dildo being shot 15 feet out of a vagina in club of Las Ramblas a lifetime ago. He should be coining it somewhere here nit setting up an Onlyfans for the poor cat!
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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I prefer dogs.
And HUGE sex toys.
But not at the same time. That's weird. I couldn't even be near a dog if I am intimate with someone. That's why I prefer hotels.
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By *aizyWoman 36 weeks ago
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"Cats always seem inclined to shove their bum holes in my face compared to other humans in the same room, is it a sign of affection or domination? "
I'd go with domination with cats, if the other humans in the room start doing it to you, you've probably got more chance of it being from affection!  |
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"Cats always seem inclined to shove their bum holes in my face compared to other humans in the same room, is it a sign of affection or domination?
I'd go with domination with cats, if the other humans in the room start doing it to you, you've probably got more chance of it being from affection! "
It's affection generally. I like you/fuss me etc |
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By *a LunaWoman 36 weeks ago
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I don’t think you can go wrong with a fella with a cat.
Cats are live wires. They’ll scratch your eyes out if you put the wrong tin of cat food out for them.
Any man that can take that on makes me go “awwww”.
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