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"I plan to name our children Isabella, Frederik and Vivian.
You safe sex condom saboteur  "
True story: wasn't my ex, but a member of his family, told me the first time I met them what I'd be naming my children because of their family tradition.
I'd been seeing this guy a few months, and to have his family member up in my uterus was quite something |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago
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"Hang on, I just need to say goodbye to my previous meet"
....But we we're getting on so well. I want to hear the end of that story about you in the nude and the two shire horses... |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Sorry I was running a little late I was just finishing up the FB hope you don’t mind seconds didn’t have time to wash
I sure she taste good anyway as I don’t mind licking her out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago
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"Make yourself at home whilst I'll just stick The Exorcist III on. You'll love it
Isn't that the romantic film of the series?
I believe so, OP"
You'll be knee deep then  |
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"I plan to name our children Isabella, Frederik and Vivian.
You safe sex condom saboteur
True story: wasn't my ex, but a member of his family, told me the first time I met them what I'd be naming my children because of their family tradition.
I'd been seeing this guy a few months, and to have his family member up in my uterus was quite something "
I would have folded on the spot.
How did you handle it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago
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"Sorry I was running a little late I was just finishing up the FB hope you don’t mind seconds didn’t have time to wash
I sure she taste good anyway as I don’t mind licking her out "
If she agreed to meet you, I'm sure she wouldn't be offended. |
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"I plan to name our children Isabella, Frederik and Vivian.
You safe sex condom saboteur
True story: wasn't my ex, but a member of his family, told me the first time I met them what I'd be naming my children because of their family tradition.
I'd been seeing this guy a few months, and to have his family member up in my uterus was quite something
I would have folded on the spot.
How did you handle it? "
I said very little and said quite a lot of wtaf to my ex later on.
Then spent years being told not to be so mean about that particular member of the family... Until people met that person and confirmed how barmy they were  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago
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Before I buy you a drink, can I have a quick squizz of your pussy. I like a particular shape of labia and not spending anything until I'm satified you have it? |
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"I plan to name our children Isabella, Frederik and Vivian.
You safe sex condom saboteur
True story: wasn't my ex, but a member of his family, told me the first time I met them what I'd be naming my children because of their family tradition.
I'd been seeing this guy a few months, and to have his family member up in my uterus was quite something
I would have folded on the spot.
How did you handle it?
I said very little and said quite a lot of wtaf to my ex later on.
Then spent years being told not to be so mean about that particular member of the family... Until people met that person and confirmed how barmy they were "
Wow - that's so wild. |
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"What are the chances of a bj in the men's toilet?
No class at all. Everyone knows the baby change room has the most space
And those baby changers can take more weight than you'd expect "
Voice of experience there |
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"What are the chances of a bj in the men's toilet?
No class at all. Everyone knows the baby change room has the most space
So long as you don't use the disabled loo! 
Of course not.
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I'm sorry, but if she's hot, she^ can just piss her pants |
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"What are the chances of a bj in the men's toilet?
No class at all. Everyone knows the baby change room has the most space
So long as you don't use the disabled loo!
Of course not.
I'm sorry, but if she's hot, she^ can just piss her pants"
But my cushion doesn't like getting wet  |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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I need the toilet.. Escaped through toilet window.
Got to corner of road and nearly walked into lampost.. Sent text off to hospital just banged my head need to leave now
Got my tit caught in zip cannot make it |
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By *MCMan 36 weeks ago
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"Does your vagina look like a punched lasagna in person or is it just the pictures? 
Just the pictures 
I’m hoping your dick pic was just a poor angle "
Which one out of the 412 pictures you requested?  |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Does your vagina look like a punched lasagna in person or is it just the pictures?
Just the pictures
I’m hoping your dick pic was just a poor angle
Which one out of the 412 pictures you requested? "
Well considering I only received one I don’t have much to go on  also you promised, I never asked |
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