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By *rispyDuck OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

If I slide my hands up your top what will I find?

Wrong answers only lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Central

Crumbs

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By *amieXLMan 37 weeks ago

chester

Grapes x

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 37 weeks ago

North West

The Lost Gardens of Heligan.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 37 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Two balloons filled with angel delight.

J

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Schrödinger’s cat.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 37 weeks ago

North West

*Sad trombone*

^^^That sound

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By *edeWoman 37 weeks ago

the abyss

Pancakes

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton


"Schrödinger’s cat."

But is it there??

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By *estarossa.Woman 37 weeks ago

Flagrante

A chinese finger puzzle

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By *ickshawedCouple 37 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Batman and Robin. It's a bit of a tight fit

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By *hubs101Man 37 weeks ago

West Midlands

3 day old kippers

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Batman and Robin. It's a bit of a tight fit"

I love the idea that’s what you’ve named your boobs.

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By *lynJMan 37 weeks ago

Morden


"Schrödinger’s cat.

But is it there??"

Yes

.

.

.

.

.

And no.

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By *rispyDuck OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Mouse traps lol

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By *ickshawedCouple 37 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Batman and Robin. It's a bit of a tight fit

I love the idea that’s what you’ve named your boobs."

I bet you can't wait to meet The Joker

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I bet you can't wait to meet The Joker "

I *can* promise you a laugh if you let me get that close.

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By *RWoodyCouple 37 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

A hairy chest.

J x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Ten Chinese finger traps, ready and waiting.

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By *sWyldWoman 37 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Snacks

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By *rispyDuck OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"Snacks "

Delish

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By *rill PhilMan 37 weeks ago

Crediton

Hopefully you'll find my mind.

I lost that a long time ago!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Central


"3 day old kippers"

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton

My marbles... I lost them quite some time ago lol

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"If I slide my hands up your top what will I find?

Wrong answers only lol "

Hopefully my car keys

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 37 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Kate Middleton

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By *orny IrishMan 37 weeks ago

Rural Wiltshire

A pair of DD boobs.

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By *orny IrishMan 37 weeks ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Kate Middleton "

Can I pop along and have a look there.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 37 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Lord Lucan

Mr

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 37 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"Kate Middleton

Can I pop along and have a look there. "

I’ve got a 100% genuine, not edited photo somewhere …

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By *orny IrishMan 37 weeks ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Kate Middleton

Can I pop along and have a look there.

I’ve got a 100% genuine, not edited photo somewhere … "

You will have to send it to me in dm.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

B cup peaks

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By *quirrel!Man 37 weeks ago

Nearby

Mr 3rd nipple, or nubbin as it’s affectionately known!

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By *ussy whisperer1000Man 37 weeks ago

redditch


"Batman and Robin. It's a bit of a tight fit

I love the idea that’s what you’ve named your boobs.

I bet you can't wait to meet The Joker "

. I have the wrigerler lol

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By *bi HaiveMan 37 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Lord Lucan and Shergar

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By *anManCoolMan 37 weeks ago

Camborne

Strawberry Trifle

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 37 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Blackbeards treasure

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By *ddkkk91Man 37 weeks ago

fife

Hair

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By *entBarryUKMan 37 weeks ago

Ashford

Waffle Crumbs

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By *elix SightedMan 37 weeks ago

Cloud 8

An eye wash station

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By *bi HaiveMan 37 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Blackbeards treasure "

A wooden spoon?

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman 37 weeks ago

south coast IOW

Two old fashion bike horns.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 37 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Blackbeards treasure

A wooden spoon?

"

Bugger off!

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"Two old fashion bike horns. "

Honk honk

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By *rispyDuck OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"Two old fashion bike horns. "

I laughed way too much at this 1 hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

My nubbin

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By *rispyDuck OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

The Great Pyramid of Giza next to an old tent lol

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By *aizyWoman 37 weeks ago

west midlands

A didgeridoo

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 37 weeks ago

Home

A hurly

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By *ascaIMan 37 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

My St Christopher

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 37 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"A didgeridoo"

Can you tell what it is yet!?

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By *aizyWoman 37 weeks ago

west midlands


"A didgeridoo

Can you tell what it is yet!? "

Yeah, I didn't think that one through did I?!?

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By *ife NinjaMan 37 weeks ago

Dunfermline

A honed body

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By *ddie1966Man 37 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Another top. To be sure , to be sure......

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 37 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Half a kebab, two man tent and a mig Welder

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By *exySenseiCouple 37 weeks ago


"If I slide my hands up your top what will I find?

Wrong answers only lol "

Unless you had my permission, you'd find I punch hard from the left.

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By *ddie1966Man 37 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

A third nipple..

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By *ddie1966Man 37 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"Half a kebab, two man tent and a mig Welder "

I'll take the Mig Welder.

Keep the tent. Already got one in my trousers

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 37 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

It's your lucky day, might have to rummage a bit to find it, and hands off me kebab, I'm saving that for later

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By *hoirCouple 37 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Crumbs "

That's a wrong answer?

P

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By *hoirCouple 37 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"If I slide my hands up your top what will I find?

Wrong answers only lol "

Coffee stains

P

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By *rystalsswingCouple 37 weeks ago

Galway


"If I slide my hands up your top what will I find?

Wrong answers only lol "

A bloody nose

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By *iscean_dreamMan 37 weeks ago

Llanelli

2 pints of larger and a packet of crisps

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton


"2 pints of larger and a packet of crisps "

Lol

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By *ddie1966Man 37 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"It's your lucky day, might have to rummage a bit to find it, and hands off me kebab, I'm saving that for later "

I'll pop over tomorrow and we'll have a rummage together

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By *educing_EmCouple 37 weeks ago

Tipperary

Two fried eggs.... Oh wait

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By *ophie199Couple 37 weeks ago

Hyde

My massive, firm tits

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple 37 weeks ago

Bristol

Always the chance of popcorn in the cleavage

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By *rispyDuck OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"Always the chance of popcorn in the cleavage "

Tasty treats

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By *nnCeeWoman 36 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Top...hat

My magician's rabbit

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By *inkylipsWoman 36 weeks ago

Debauchery

A rat trap

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By *ax19862002Man 36 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Kate Middleton

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By *jg83Man 36 weeks ago

BURNLEY

Winning lottery ticket

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By *ameisnawtyMan 36 weeks ago

anywhere

A horny woman lol

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By *inxy777Woman 36 weeks ago

essex


"Kate Middleton "

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By *ez669Man 36 weeks ago

East Kilbride

bullseye special prize

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By *jg83Man 36 weeks ago

BURNLEY


"bullseye special prize"

Speedboat for someone that lives in Bolton haha loved that show haha

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 36 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"It's your lucky day, might have to rummage a bit to find it, and hands off me kebab, I'm saving that for later

I'll pop over tomorrow and we'll have a rummage together "

Sounds good, I'll get the kettle on, there maybe a packet of chocolate covered hob nobs lurking about up there

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By *rispyDuck OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Some of these answers hahaha

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By *melia DominaTV/TS 36 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Mouse traps and barbed wire

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 36 weeks ago

Essex

2 frozen chickens

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By *iscean_dreamMan 36 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Two fried eggs.... Oh wait "

And a sausage?

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By *bonybucksMan 36 weeks ago

High Wycombe

A rug

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By *educing_EmCouple 36 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Two fried eggs.... Oh wait

And a sausage? "

I mean sometimes there's a sausage too

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By *oomerangbobMan 36 weeks ago

stanhope

Weetabix

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By *hubs101Man 36 weeks ago

West Midlands

Probably a handful of dog hair! They're moulting like mad at the mo

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By *iscean_dreamMan 36 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Two fried eggs.... Oh wait

And a sausage?

I mean sometimes there's a sausage too "

I knew it

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man 36 weeks ago

District 13

Last weeks breakfast bits

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By *estmids71Man 36 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

A blanket blank cheque book and pen

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

The true meaning of disappointment.

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Oh you wanted wrong answers

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

A signed copy of ‘fly fishing’ by JR Hartley. K

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

The mitchell brothers heads

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By *alcon77Man 36 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

The meaning of life

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

The Holy Grail (aka Challice)

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By *alcon77Man 36 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

The jabberwocky

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

The fish that have disappeared from my pond

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago


"The true meaning of disappointment. "

Thats definitely a wrong answer.

There's certainly no disappointment up there

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago


"Mouse traps and barbed wire "

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By *avexxMan 36 weeks ago

cheshire

a pair of man tits

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

The lost city of Atlantis. I've been keeping it's whereabouts a secret for a long while shhhh!

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By *entBarryUKMan 36 weeks ago

Ashford


"Two old fashion bike horns. "

I laughed out loud at this.

Honk! Honk!

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By *orthyorkypairCouple 36 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

A piece of christmas cake I am saving for easter! lol

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By *olden RatioWoman 36 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

A couple of Yorkshire puddings (it is a Sunday, after all).

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By *rispyDuck OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

An old chess board & half eaten sausage roll

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By *ez669Man 36 weeks ago

East Kilbride

Leather corner sofa

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By *eyond PurityCouple 36 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

C’s bra as she hardly wears them…why not I thought

K

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By *orphia2003Woman 36 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Dusty bin.

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By *awsCouple 36 weeks ago

banbury

Badger

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By *essiCouple 36 weeks ago

suffolk

Melted chocolate and a birth mark..

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Thor and Loki

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman 36 weeks ago

Basingstoke

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman 36 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Tumblewee'd

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By *ad NannaWoman 36 weeks ago

East London

You'll find yourself with a slapped cheek you saucy man!

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By *rispyDuck OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Hahaha pmsl

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