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By *layfullsam OP Man 37 weeks ago

Solihull

Then others guess what you actually do

So a teacher could be

“I shout at uninterested children for 6 hours every day.”

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By *hubs101Man 37 weeks ago

West Midlands

I test suction daily

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By *agerMorganMan 37 weeks ago

Canvey Island

I bonk people for being horny at work.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I motivate naughty guys to do some work

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By *naswingdressWoman 37 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I alternate between being really vicious about other people's work, and being really kind when I'm telling people how to avoid my fucking ire.

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By *cnugatugMan 37 weeks ago

Chatham

I do other people's food shopping

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By *onameyet2Man 37 weeks ago

chorley

"I alternate between being really vicious about other people's work, and being really kind when I'm telling people how to avoid my fucking ire."

Are you a member of the IRE?

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I do wood stuff

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By *estarossa.Woman 37 weeks ago

Flagrante

I enable others to have free time

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By *nnCeeWoman 37 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I pay money for hot air

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple 37 weeks ago

carluke

Part of my job is making people hotter, another part is dismantling dangerous, dead or nuisance thing and the last bit is slabbing things

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By *onameyet2Man 37 weeks ago

chorley

"I do wood stuff"

Permanent erections?

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I deal with big hand jobs every day

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By *rchie300Man 37 weeks ago

Hamworthy

I’m a former fluffer , it’s just dried all up these days , viagra actually fucked me good ??

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By *adCherriesCouple 37 weeks ago

Cheshire/Northwest

I fuck people.

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By *entleswinger69Man 37 weeks ago

exeter

I’m full of shit!

I empty my load, but he or she can’t be over weight unfortunately

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple 37 weeks ago

Debauchery

A sexy game of Where’s Walley mixed with a jigsaw puzzle.

Hades

x

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I turn people into alcoholism

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By *naswingdressWoman 37 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I alternate between being really vicious about other people's work, and being really kind when I'm telling people how to avoid my fucking ire.

Are you a member of the IRE?"

lol no

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By *eavilMan 37 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Gorilla motivator

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By *valanche1001Man 37 weeks ago

Leeds

I sell complex systems to wealthy home owners that they think they need but don’t really understand

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By *MCMan 37 weeks ago

London/EA

"I fuck people. "

MP?

Police officer?

Government employee?

Tax officer?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple 37 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

One part of my job involves sucking stuff out of you

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

People shout and throw money at me.

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By *eyond PurityCouple 37 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I spend most of my day on Google, going down rabbit holes, trying to find out bad things on people

K

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple 37 weeks ago

Durham

I move numbers around spreadsheets to make them look better

J

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 37 weeks ago

North West

"A sexy game of Where’s Walley mixed with a jigsaw puzzle.

Hades

x"

Seriously?!

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By *hatbiatchWoman 37 weeks ago

craigavon

I stab & stuff things repeatedly

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I get paid to touch people and make them feel good

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By *LINCSLOVERMan 37 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Bean counter

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton

"I stab & stuff things repeatedly "

Taxidermist?? Lol

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By *inxy777Woman 37 weeks ago

essex

Legs and more legs!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton

"I get paid to touch people and make them feel good "

Masseuse?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton

Slapping labels on boxes

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By *hatbiatchWoman 37 weeks ago

craigavon

"I stab & stuff things repeatedly

Taxidermist?? Lol"

Fraid not though that would be kind of cool lol

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By *lleyCat1969Man 37 weeks ago

Folkestone

I persuade businesses to buy something that doesn't exist.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton

"I turn people into alcoholism"

I'm actually stumped lol

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

"I fuck people. "

Mechanic??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 37 weeks ago

North West

I order people around and save youths from themselves.

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By *TK421-Man 37 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I make tiny people for adults to play with......

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By *uietControlMan 37 weeks ago

Bath

I get paid to share my opinion

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By *tephTV67TV/TS 37 weeks ago

Cheshire

I do my best to help people who are wrongly maligned by some in the media.

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By *obajxMan 37 weeks ago

Cheshire

Officially

"Distribution and marketing of ambient grocery into the discount sector"

What I actually do

"Sell cheap shit to pound shops"

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By *ardigan SpiceWoman 37 weeks ago

Cardigan/Aberystwyth

Spend my time trying to placate people while trying to look after a bunch of kids that are actually supposed to be grown ups

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 37 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"I fuck people. "

There’s always an estate agent.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

An ear to listen and vent in with a wit to break bounderies and help a little bit under the veil of hospitality.

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By *naswingdressWoman 37 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"An ear to listen and vent in with a wit to break bounderies and help a little bit under the veil of hospitality. "

Bartender

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By *WB85Man 37 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I make stuff and sell it all around the world.

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By *C79Man 37 weeks ago

Caterham

I look things that aren't mine on the internet

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By *batMan 37 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I go on your holiday and tell you what to do. And drink wine.

Gbat

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By *naswingdressWoman 37 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I go on your holiday and tell you what to do. And drink wine.

Gbat "

Tour guide

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By *batMan 37 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"I go on your holiday and tell you what to do. And drink wine.

Gbat

Tour guide"

Close ….. ish!

Gbat

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple 37 weeks ago

Debauchery

"A sexy game of Where’s Walley mixed with a jigsaw puzzle.

Hades

x

Seriously?!

"

I think it’s sexy anyway

I’ve slightly changed holes since we last saw each other.

Hades

x

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By *imothyMMan 37 weeks ago

Barnsley

I tow people broken turds all day

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By *unInTheSun80sCouple 37 weeks ago

Costa Del Sol

I am like a digital genie in your worklife, granting your wishes with coded spells and enchantments. It's like having a tiny, helpful wizard trapped inside your device.

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By *unInTheSun80sCouple 37 weeks ago

Costa Del Sol

And for His response! He manages the expectations of narcissist on a daily. While they give orders, he looks at them in disbelief and figures a way to bring their request back into reality!

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By *sWyldWoman 37 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I keep people alive

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By *rispyDuckMan 37 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I get paid to make people do physical work, I’m a hard task master

& growl at them if they slacking. But after all the hardship & abuse they thank me for my services

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

CSI with metals.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 37 weeks ago

Essex

Hopefully I make people fall back in love with what they do, and make them better at it.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I spend all day in a Macintosh making things pretty which turn out spray painted onto massive erections all over London.

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