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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago

I'll be on synths...... But that's as far as I've got, so need some more band members please. Any hidden talants?

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By *olden PoleMan 49 weeks ago

London

I’m in for lead vocal……ayyyyyyyyeeee ooooh

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

Bass player here

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

I can play guitar and synths too! Plus I look good on stage

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 49 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Can I play the triangle? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

I’m an animal on the triangle

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By *elix SightedMan 49 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I’m the tambourine man

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 49 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I’m an animal on the triangle"

Ooh now we just need a third person

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By *obilebottomMan 49 weeks ago

All over

Castanets for me

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By *carlet SeductionWoman 49 weeks ago

Maidstone

I'll provide blow jobs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"I can play guitar and synths too! Plus I look good on stage"

You would need to dressed on stage?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 49 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I’m the tambourine man"

Hey Mr tambourine man, play a song for me

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By *irtydevil666Man 49 weeks ago

bristol

I'll be in the horn section....

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"I’m an animal on the triangle

Ooh now we just need a third person "

Tinaling, your're in

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By *avexxMan 49 weeks ago

cheshire

drums and violin

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"I'll be in the horn section...."

Oh huff! This is meant to be a clean thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"drums and violin "

At the same time?

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By *arley QuimWoman 49 weeks ago

Somewhere

Pretty good at armpit farting

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"I'll provide blow jobs."

Back stage roadies always appreciated, thank you.

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By *ocksareoffMan 49 weeks ago

Out n About

I'll be a roadie

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"Castanets for me "

Just don't shake 'em to close to audience!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"I’m in for lead vocal……ayyyyyyyyeeee ooooh "

Yeah,.....erm, Nah. But thanks for applying.

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

Can’t play musical instruments

Emmm background dancer or ever band needs a travel sex toy to use at will

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

I can play drums and guitar lmao

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By *cissor-Me-TimbersCouple 49 weeks ago

Liverpool

Uku-motherfucking-lele!

And Guitar. Bass. Violin. Little bit of drums. Good with my fingers and can bang real well

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"Can’t play musical instruments

Emmm background dancer or ever band needs a travel sex toy to use at will "

Oh.... Okay then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"Uku-motherfucking-lele!

And Guitar. Bass. Violin. Little bit of drums. Good with my fingers and can bang real well"

Useful band member to fill any gaps then.

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By *entleman JayMan 49 weeks ago

Wakefield

Expert triangle player.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"Pretty good at armpit farting "

.....In tune?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"Expert triangle player. "

Already got one. But thanks, I'll short list you if they're crap at playing it.

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By *sWyldWoman 49 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I can sing a wee bit always wanted to be in a band

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By *olfandtazCouple 49 weeks ago

Bristol

I can smash it on the guitar

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


"Can’t play musical instruments

Emmm background dancer or ever band needs a travel sex toy to use at will

Oh.... Okay then. "

Ha ha

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By *olden PoleMan 49 weeks ago

London


"I’m in for lead vocal……ayyyyyyyyeeee ooooh

Yeah,.....erm, Nah. But thanks for applying. "

Damn it!!

Shaved myself a tash now and was ready to go…..don’t stop me now!!

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By *drian52Man 49 weeks ago

Derby

I can play the spoons, very badly

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"I’m in for lead vocal……ayyyyyyyyeeee ooooh

Yeah,.....erm, Nah. But thanks for applying.

Damn it!!

Shaved myself a tash now and was ready to go…..don’t stop me now!!"

Should've led with that. Ok You're in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"I can play the spoons, very badly "

No!

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

I’m a master on the triangle

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By *rAitchMan 49 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I've got a kazoo or four, and a washboard! Skiffle on!

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By *arley QuimWoman 49 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Pretty good at armpit farting

.....In tune? "

I feel you're asking for a lot

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By *KTim61Man 49 weeks ago

Tipton

I'd play the triangle lol

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By *ags73Man 49 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

I’m great at Air guitar.

(Okay.. i’ll be a roadie)

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"Pretty good at armpit farting

.....In tune?

I feel you're asking for a lot "

No, I would just like you to fart in the right key please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"I’m great at Air guitar.

(Okay.. i’ll be a roadie) "

Infalatable guitars are thrown into the audience for the last number. If you're happy to sit back stage blowing them up.... You're in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"I'd play the triangle lol "

Thank you, but I've got enough triangle players now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"I've got a kazoo or four, and a washboard! Skiffle on!"

Erm,.... No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"I’m the tambourine man"

Only if wearing a bananna hammock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"Can’t play musical instruments

Emmm background dancer or ever band needs a travel sex toy to use at will

Oh.... Okay then.

Ha ha "

Purple Flute fluffer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"I can smash it on the guitar "

Why though?! Doesn't that hurt?

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple 49 weeks ago

The Igloo

Ape can play his face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"Ape can play his face. "

I knew this was Band was gonna to be a freakshow!

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By *alandNitaCouple 49 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"I'll be on synths...... But that's as far as I've got, so need some more band members please. Any hidden talants? "

I'm a primarily drummer, but can play guitar, bass, keys, and sing a bit too.

Cal

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 49 weeks ago

Markfield

Cow bell?

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By *iscean_dreamMan 49 weeks ago

Llanelli

I can do guitar and vocals

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By *quirrel!Man 49 weeks ago

L

I’ll shake the maracas!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"I'll be on synths...... But that's as far as I've got, so need some more band members please. Any hidden talants?

I'm a primarily drummer, but can play guitar, bass, keys, and sing a bit too.

Cal"

And dress well. Ok you can join.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 49 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Need a raspy Welsh female vocal? I’m pretty decent!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 49 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I can do guitar and vocals "

you just fell on my hotlist

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 49 weeks ago

Essex

Sax

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"Cow bell? "

No. Just flash your udders now and then as a backing dancer please.

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

You should hear my rendition of Three Blind Mice on the stylophone

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"Sax "

Not got a sax player yet. Deffo in the band madam.

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By *iscean_dreamMan 49 weeks ago

Llanelli


"I can do guitar and vocals

you just fell on my hotlist "

Only now?

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By *olden PoleMan 49 weeks ago

London


"I’m in for lead vocal……ayyyyyyyyeeee ooooh

Yeah,.....erm, Nah. But thanks for applying.

Damn it!!

Shaved myself a tash now and was ready to go…..don’t stop me now!!

Should've led with that. Ok You're in. "

Alright!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"You should hear my rendition of Three Blind Mice on the stylophone "

No!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 49 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I’m in for lead vocal……ayyyyyyyyeeee ooooh

Yeah,.....erm, Nah. But thanks for applying.

Damn it!!

Shaved myself a tash now and was ready to go…..don’t stop me now!!

Should've led with that. Ok You're in.

Alright!!! "

Let’s go!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"Need a raspy Welsh female vocal? I’m pretty decent!"

If you sound half as decent as you look. Yes. You're in the band.

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By *alandNitaCouple 49 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"I'll be on synths...... But that's as far as I've got, so need some more band members please. Any hidden talants?

I'm a primarily drummer, but can play guitar, bass, keys, and sing a bit too.

Cal

And dress well. Ok you can join. "

Cool, can you post a set-list

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 49 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Bass or drums badly. Or tambourine like a champ.

J

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 49 weeks ago

Essex


"Sax

Not got a sax player yet. Deffo in the band madam. "

Ah that was a typo

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago

Miss Yeuxbleus and Goldenpole share lead vox.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"Sax

Not got a sax player yet. Deffo in the band madam.

Ah that was a typo "

You naughty minx!

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By *olden RatioWoman 49 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

How about the pink oboe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"Bass or drums badly. Or tambourine like a champ.

J"

Let's go with you on percussion then.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 49 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Miss Yeuxbleus and Goldenpole share lead vox. "

Freddy Mercury and Bonny Tyler

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By *cnugatugMan 49 weeks ago

Chatham

I'm pretty good on lead guitar also a pro on the otomatone ( it's hard to explain looks like a sperm makes a funny noise)

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"How about the pink oboe?"

I'm sorry to inform your application to join my band has been rejected. If you can also play a yellow or green oboe. I'll happily review again.

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By *illy IdolMan 49 weeks ago

Midlands

All good bands need someone to do the lighting

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By *oodoodMan 49 weeks ago

Suffolkish

Also another guitarist here but my g string never breaks

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"All good bands need someone to do the lighting "

It's a non Smoking Band.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"Also another guitarist here but my g string never breaks "

I write all the songs in G then!

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

Me Please

I'll be a Dancer & Backing Vocals

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By *cnugatugMan 49 weeks ago

Chatham


"Also another guitarist here but my g string never breaks

I write all the songs in G then! "

so no to the otomatone then ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"Me Please

I'll be a Dancer & Backing Vocals "

Oh,.... go on then. (I'll require a quick vid of you dancing though. Ideally in the shower please)

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By *ags73Man 49 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"All good bands need someone to do the lighting

It's a non Smoking Band. "

It’s cool backstage. We need to keep the groupies happy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"I can do guitar and vocals

you just fell on my hotlist

Only now? "

Better than never. Thank me later

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"All good bands need someone to do the lighting

It's a non Smoking Band.

It’s cool backstage. We need to keep the groupies happy. "

True.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago

So what will the Band Name be??

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By *illy IdolMan 49 weeks ago

Midlands


"All good bands need someone to do the lighting

It's a non Smoking Band. "

I knew vapes would be the death of my career

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 49 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"So what will the Band Name be?? "

Simply Average and the Sex People

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By *ad NannaWoman 49 weeks ago

East London

I'll do backing vocals and bongos.

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By *ad NannaWoman 49 weeks ago

East London


"So what will the Band Name be?? "

Simply Average and Underachievers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"So what will the Band Name be??

Simply Average and the Sex People"

Hmmm, bit of a mouthful that one.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 49 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"So what will the Band Name be??

Simply Average and the Sex People

Hmmm, bit of a mouthful that one. "

Bit of a Mouthful could work!

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By *arley QuimWoman 49 weeks ago

Somewhere


"So what will the Band Name be?? "

12 triangles & a rusty trombone

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"So what will the Band Name be??

Simply Average and Underachievers. "

No. Our band is going places!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"So what will the Band Name be??

12 triangles & a rusty trombone "

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago

FAF (Fresh and Fabulous)

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"So what will the Band Name be??

Simply Average and the Sex People

Hmmm, bit of a mouthful that one.

Bit of a Mouthful could work!"

BMW (if you lose the link words) Probably get sued though!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 49 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"FAF (Fresh and Fabulous) "

I think FAF is good

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 49 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

The average sex band

B

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By *illy IdolMan 49 weeks ago

Midlands

Simply_Perfect

In fact, that would make a great username too

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 49 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Geometry Squared

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"Simply_Perfect

In fact, that would make a great username too"

It was ok, but only ankle deep. Armpit deep now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"Geometry Squared"

Sounds to niche. Thankyou though.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 49 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Percussion for me please. Is there a need for the glockenspiel in the band or the wooden clacker board thing?

If so, I'm your man!

*I can also separate brown M&Ms for the after party and crank up an Amp to Level 11.

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By *illy IdolMan 49 weeks ago

Midlands


"Simply_Perfect

In fact, that would make a great username too

It was ok, but only ankle deep. Armpit deep now. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"Percussion for me please. Is there a need for the glockenspiel in the band or the wooden clacker board thing?

If so, I'm your man!

*I can also separate brown M&Ms for the after party and crank up an Amp to Level 11."

You can seperate brown M&Ms... Yeah, Ok, You're in!

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By *ags73Man 49 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Percussion for me please. Is there a need for the glockenspiel in the band or the wooden clacker board thing?

If so, I'm your man!

*I can also separate brown M&Ms for the after party and crank up an Amp to Level 11."

Sorry M&M sorting is for the roadies together with the quality control of groupies

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By *ildbillkidMan 49 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

They say it's three chords and the truth,

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By *ddie1966Man 49 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Bass, lead and acoustic guitar. Banjo, Ukelele and Mandolin.

Also, backing vocals.

At a push, I can play a mean Jews Harp too. Unfortunately I had a bad experience with one when it had to be removed by a dentist as a kid.

Got entangled in my braces !

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"They say it's three chords and the truth, "

No Punk. Four chords maybe a fith in the middle8.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"Bass, lead and acoustic guitar. Banjo, Ukelele and Mandolin.

Also, backing vocals.

At a push, I can play a mean Jews Harp too. Unfortunately I had a bad experience with one when it had to be removed by a dentist as a kid.

Got entangled in my braces ! "

Ouch! You sound a talent though. In

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By *ddie1966Man 49 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

The Banned Band.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago


"The Banned Band....."

I like it.

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By *ags73Man 49 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

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By (user no longer on site) OP    49 weeks ago

Bed time for me. (that isn't the band idea name) work tomorrow and off to bed. Thanks for the bantz all. Goodnight.

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By *ags73Man 49 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"They say it's three chords and the truth, "

Johnny Cash?

Although can’t be the Quo?

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