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By *illy Idol OP   Man 49 weeks ago

Midlands

Grrr! Don't you just hate it when you're phone says you've got 5G, but they're clearly lying to you.

What other lies do you hate?

Bonus points for the first to say cheaters.

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By *ntrigued888Woman 49 weeks ago

Beds

People that say they can accommodate but make excuses

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By *ickdasterdly51Man 49 weeks ago

Lingfield

'Our staff really want talk to you but we are experiencing an unusually high volume of calls today'.

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By *imisugarWoman 49 weeks ago

Rugby

Share bag - a filthy misconception ha ha

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By *ora the explorerWoman 49 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

It wasn’t me mum

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 49 weeks ago

Leeds

When the car says you've 100 miles you drive 5 and now left with 70.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

‘Open minded’

Usually means the opposite

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By *illy Idol OP   Man 49 weeks ago

Midlands


"When the car says you've 100 miles you drive 5 and now left with 70.

Mrs "

That's your heavy foot

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By *heekyDemandCouple 49 weeks ago

Leicester

"I promise I won't cum in your eye"

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By *ora the explorerWoman 49 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

It will definitely cure your sore throat

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By *educing_EmCouple 49 weeks ago

Tipperary

When the washing machine says 5 mins left but it takes a good 10

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By *illy Idol OP   Man 49 weeks ago

Midlands


""I promise I won't cum in your eye" "

Lies!!

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By *eneralKenobiMan 49 weeks ago

North Angus

The guy that lied on his CV and has turned out to be quite the useless wee addition to the workforce

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman 49 weeks ago

Wherever

“Serves 8”.

No it doesn’t.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man 49 weeks ago

Midlands


"When the washing machine says 5 mins left but it takes a good 10 "

Especially annoying when the door stays locked

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By *illy Idol OP   Man 49 weeks ago

Midlands


"The guy that lied on his CV and has turned out to be quite the useless wee addition to the workforce "

Don't listen to them. You're a fast learner, you'll catch up

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By *eneralKenobiMan 49 weeks ago

North Angus

“Family sized”

Apparently I’m a family

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By *educing_EmCouple 49 weeks ago

Tipperary


"When the washing machine says 5 mins left but it takes a good 10

Especially annoying when the door stays locked"

Ughhh just tell me how long till I can take the clothes out please these lies are gonna result in a broken door some day

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By *eneralKenobiMan 49 weeks ago

North Angus


"The guy that lied on his CV and has turned out to be quite the useless wee addition to the workforce

Don't listen to them. You're a fast learner, you'll catch up "

not me for once

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By *heekyDemandCouple 49 weeks ago

Leicester

"Can go multiple times"

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By *neforutoMan 49 weeks ago

Fantasy land in the SW

Trust me..........

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By *educing_EmCouple 49 weeks ago

Tipperary

One size fits all, does it fuck

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By *eliWoman 49 weeks ago

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Sharing pots of Cadbury joy.

Utter lies. And guilt inducing as well. It's just unnecessary really.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man 49 weeks ago

Midlands


"Sharing pots of Cadbury joy.

Utter lies. And guilt inducing as well. It's just unnecessary really."

I'm getting the feeling a lot aren't keen here on sharing

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By *obilebottomMan 49 weeks ago

All over

Genuine and they are nothing of the sort

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By *obby3264Man 49 weeks ago

Cambridge


"When the washing machine says 5 mins left but it takes a good 10

Especially annoying when the door stays locked

Ughhh just tell me how long till I can take the clothes out please these lies are gonna result in a broken door some day"

Apparently it’s modern eco washing machines now weigh the clothes when wet and adjust the time accordingly. So annoying but wait until AI start making washing machines hopefully it will hang up the washing too.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 49 weeks ago

Ipswich


"It wasn’t me mum"

Er

Yes it was

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By *empest2KMan 49 weeks ago

Derby


"Share bag - a filthy misconception ha ha "

The same goes for ‘fun size’ bags of sweets. There's nothing ‘fun’ about them!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 49 weeks ago

North West


"Grrr! Don't you just hate it when you're phone says you've got 5G, but they're clearly lying to you.

What other lies do you hate?

Bonus points for the first to say cheaters."

5G in Manchester is slower than 4G. It's a con!

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By *ileyandOhCouple 49 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

"I read yoir profile" pfft did you fuck.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man 49 weeks ago

Midlands


"Share bag - a filthy misconception ha ha

The same goes for ‘fun size’ bags of sweets. There's nothing ‘fun’ about them! "

Yes! If you want to make them fun, make them bigger, not smaller

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 49 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Resealable packet on ham.

Is it fuck.

Mrs TMN x

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 49 weeks ago

Ipswich

Pringles are not made for sharing

Complete and utter lie

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By *mmaleiaWoman 49 weeks ago

Trowbridge


""I promise I won't cum in your eye" "
oooof, that’s a pet hate of mine!

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By *oodmessMan 49 weeks ago

yumsville

How about 10yr guarantee. By the time 6yrs has passed, you've lost the guarantee and even if you've got it what's broken isn't covered.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 49 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Honestly we're a couple. She's just not available right now

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

That they’re the best at oral.

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By *parkle1974Woman 49 weeks ago

Leeds

It's not going to hurt!

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By *illy Idol OP   Man 49 weeks ago

Midlands


"Resealable packet on ham.

Is it fuck.

Mrs TMN x"

And don't be bragging to us about how wafer thin it is!

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By *eliWoman 49 weeks ago

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"Sharing pots of Cadbury joy.

Utter lies. And guilt inducing as well. It's just unnecessary really.

I'm getting the feeling a lot aren't keen here on sharing "

If it's a finite resource? Fuck no. Otherwise I'm good.

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By *heekyDemandCouple 49 weeks ago

Leicester


"Share bag - a filthy misconception ha ha

The same goes for ‘fun size’ bags of sweets. There's nothing ‘fun’ about them! "

A great way to describe someone with a small cock without upsetting them too much.

It's not small, it's fun sized.

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By *inkster seekingMan 49 weeks ago

Ponty

Its a grower not a showwer

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By *TG3Man 49 weeks ago

Dorchester

They said if i insured mot'd and taxed my vehicle i would have the freedom of the road then they went out and bought a job lot of yellow paint in the name of? I mean i drive down country lanes where my wing mirrors touch both sides 60mph speed limit cmon why you painting yellow lines everywhere......... Oh just realised its to make money

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By *amdenfunMan 49 weeks ago

London

I got a text message today from some odd number saying it was Royal Mail - they couldn’t deliver my parcel and I needed to provide my address. I think they were lying. I didn’t open the message - maybe they asked for my back details too.

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By *TG3Man 49 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I got a text message today from some odd number saying it was Royal Mail - they couldn’t deliver my parcel and I needed to provide my address. I think they were lying. I didn’t open the message - maybe they asked for my back details too."
scam probably

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By *illy Idol OP   Man 49 weeks ago

Midlands


"That they’re the best at oral. "

In my defence I wasn't aware of PussyLicker3000. I have since removed this from my profile

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By *adCherriesCouple 49 weeks ago

Cheshire/Northwest

Anything that starts with the word smart, it usually isn't.

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

When you buy a board game from a charity shop and ask if it’s got all the prices…

And they say yes, it’s been checked. Ffs

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

We are driven by values.

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By *rHotNottsMan 49 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

People who bang on and on about honesty like they are morally above everyone else but happy to fuck a cheater and keep loads of secrets about them self.

There’s so more to honesty than not telling lies

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


"Share bag - a filthy misconception ha ha "

Blatant marketing lies it is! Lies!

To be fair they stopped putting on those little square " you can reseal this for later!" Stickers on them.. no one share them and no one is puting the bag back in the cupboard for "later"

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By *uri00620Woman 49 weeks ago

Croydon

'Share bag' on sweets, crisps and chocolate.

No it's not.

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By *uri00620Woman 49 weeks ago

Croydon


"Share bag - a filthy misconception ha ha "

Ha, snap. I should have looked up the thread. I was too eager to get this one written down.

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By *imisugarWoman 49 weeks ago

Rugby


"Share bag - a filthy misconception ha ha

Blatant marketing lies it is! Lies!

To be fair they stopped putting on those little square " you can reseal this for later!" Stickers on them.. no one share them and no one is puting the bag back in the cupboard for "later" "

It's no surprise I didn't notice that ha ha.

In my defence- shrinkflation, it has to be.

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By *imisugarWoman 49 weeks ago

Rugby


"Share bag - a filthy misconception ha ha

Ha, snap. I should have looked up the thread. I was too eager to get this one written down. "

More support the better

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 49 weeks ago

Southampton


"When you buy a board game from a charity shop and ask if it’s got all the prices…

And they say yes, it’s been checked. Ffs"

Prices or pieces??

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

Man City claiming all their revenue is totally legitimate

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 49 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

My new employers for selling the company to me at my interview, and yesterday I had a complaint from a colleague because I said “fingering”

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By *ags73Man 49 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"It will definitely cure your sore throat "

Used the it’s great moisturiser but never been that brazen.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 49 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Peel here.

Pfft, as if that's going to work

B

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

Why the fuck you lyinnnnn

Why you always lyinnnnn

Oh my god

Stop fucking lyinnn

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

Y u lyin 4? - that is also another classic British meme

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 49 weeks ago

Central


"How about 10yr guarantee. By the time 6yrs has passed, you've lost the guarantee and even if you've got it what's broken isn't covered. "

It's a bit like the 200,000 hours life of new LED bulbs. Who's going to time them? And keeping hold of a receipt for a light bulb . What do you do, take it to customer services at Asda and insist it died after a few thousand less hours? Assistant says they don't stock that type any more

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By *ermite12ukMan 49 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Absolutely your bum is not too big in the mirror.

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By *emidemiWoman 49 weeks ago

basingstoke


"Why the fuck you lyinnnnn

Why you always lyinnnnn

Oh my god

Stop fucking lyinnn"

Always lying to me

You lyinnn so much

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


"Why the fuck you lyinnnnn

Why you always lyinnnnn

Oh my god

Stop fucking lyinnn

Always lying to me

You lyinnn so much "

YOU MAKING IT HARD FOR ME!!!

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


" "I read yoir profile" pfft did you fuck."

Lmao

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By *ags73Man 49 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Absolutely your bum is not too big in the mirror. "

The no right answer lie.

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

Liverpool being the best team on Merseyside.

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By *ddie1966Man 49 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Mens sock that are supposed to fit size 7 to 11.

Until their first wash !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 49 weeks ago

North West


"Liverpool being the best team on Merseyside."

We all know that's Tranmere Rovers.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 49 weeks ago

North West

Child proof lid.

Yeah, and adult proof too Hermetically sealed!

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


"Liverpool being the best team on Merseyside.

We all know that's Tranmere Rovers. "

I’d say they’re 4th behind Everton, Everton U21’s and Everton Women.

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By *ssex-coupleCouple 49 weeks ago

clacton on sea

The signing up to fab saying your a swinger but then being all pillow talk lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 49 weeks ago

North West


"Liverpool being the best team on Merseyside.

We all know that's Tranmere Rovers.

I’d say they’re 4th behind Everton, Everton U21’s and Everton Women. "

You forgot Wrexham U11s

Actually, we're playing Wrexham next

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


"'Our staff really want talk to you but we are experiencing an unusually high volume of calls today'. "

This op

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By *istr3ssWoman 49 weeks ago

Catterick


" "I read yoir profile" pfft did you fuck."

Very true

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

The lady & her needs come first.. biggest fib I ever heard from experience

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