Having enjoyed the movie "Everything Everywhere All At Once" in which one of the alternate universes contains a hot dog finger world, I think I'd like to live in a world where each of my toes was a penis.
And my heels were comfy testicles for walking on. Springy and bouncy. Like boobies, only bollies.
And and and my ejaculate would be like Spiderman's webbing so I could swing upside down from buildings by my penis toes.
Plus, if I was going out somewhere dead posh I could slip into a pair of velvety vagina brogues.
Which is nice.
So my question is - when does the sun really, really start coming out to play properly? |
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Cool. Sun out at 11am here then.
And always in the penis toe world.
Stubbing toes doesn't hurt there either - it's more like a mini orgasm from toes through thighs and spine to the top of the head.
Quite nice really.
And the sun looks like a smiling pygmy goat.
I might modify the Spidersmeg swinging though.
That was a tad weird x. |
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