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By *ong-leggedblond OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Next Door

Add the best local update or updated status, that you've seen recently to the thread.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple 37 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

This from a real charmer

Would love to meet a sexy lady today (although am slim /sporty, I prefer fat) msg me

I bet he has them queuing up

Marc

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By *ong-leggedblond OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Next Door


"This from a real charmer

Would love to meet a sexy lady today (although am slim /sporty, I prefer fat) msg me

I bet he has them queuing up

Marc

"

The ladies will be flooding his in box

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By *r SproutMan 37 weeks ago

the middle

“ Who wants the send me food lol “

No that’s not me asking the question, it’s an actual status update. I am going to message and ask if it worked though…… for research

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By *ong-leggedblond OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Next Door


"“ Who wants the send me food lol “

No that’s not me asking the question, it’s an actual status update. I am going to message and ask if it worked though…… for research "

Male or female requestor? Im guessing it's male

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By *estarossa.Woman 37 weeks ago

Flagrante

"Hi inexperienced male,2 owners from New,looking for couples or females up for a chat and maybe more,drop me a hello,age,looks unimportant"

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton

Someone a few miles away wanted to know if anyone wanted to smash his wife in the back of their van

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By *r SproutMan 37 weeks ago

the middle


"“ Who wants the send me food lol “

No that’s not me asking the question, it’s an actual status update. I am going to message and ask if it worked though…… for research

Male or female requestor? Im guessing it's male "

You would guess wrong. Actually, it’s a female profile with no pictures so you could be right

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By *r SproutMan 37 weeks ago

the middle


"Someone a few miles away wanted to know if anyone wanted to smash his wife in the back of their van "

Not with the cost of insurance going up by half

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By *ong-leggedblond OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Next Door

One guy wants to give a load and another wants to recieve a load.

Shall I play matchmaker?

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By *ong-leggedblond OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Next Door


"Someone a few miles away wanted to know if anyone wanted to smash his wife in the back of their van

Not with the cost of insurance going up by half "

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By *onameyet2Man 37 weeks ago

chorley


"Someone a few miles away wanted to know if anyone wanted to smash his wife in the back of their van "

Does that mean repeatedly hitting the back of the van with her face?

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By *onameyet2Man 37 weeks ago

chorley


"One guy wants to give a load and another wants to recieve a load.

Shall I play matchmaker?

"

You could referee?

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By *a LunaWoman 37 weeks ago

South Wales

Someone is offering their 100% Covid free, unvaccinated meat. I’m not sure if he means his cock or if he has a spare pork chop he wants rid of.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman 37 weeks ago

Maidstone

Someone wants a tickle. I'll be honest, I'm almost tempted

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By *onameyet2Man 37 weeks ago

chorley


"Someone wants a tickle. I'll be honest, I'm almost tempted "

Go on, you know it makes sense

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"Someone is offering their 100% Covid free, unvaccinated meat. I’m not sure if he means his cock or if he has a spare pork chop he wants rid of.

"

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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By *immyinreadingMan 37 weeks ago

henley on thames


"“ Who wants the send me food lol “

No that’s not me asking the question, it’s an actual status update. I am going to message and ask if it worked though…… for research "

I have seen that previously. It was a girl in London who wanted me to order McDonald’s for her and her friend.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton


"Someone a few miles away wanted to know if anyone wanted to smash his wife in the back of their van

Does that mean repeatedly hitting the back of the van with her face? "

I did wonder the same

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

“ I’m aware that at 5”7 I’m a short king, but if I stuck my dick on my head I’d be 6”2 so am I really short?”

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By *carlet SeductionWoman 37 weeks ago

Maidstone


"“ I’m aware that at 5”7 I’m a short king, but if I stuck my dick on my head I’d be 6”2 so am I really short?”"

So just another dickhead then??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 37 weeks ago

North West

Struggling to keep my spirits up this morning. If you’re expecting a parcel in [location redacted] today, help lift them for me haha.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"“ I’m aware that at 5”7 I’m a short king, but if I stuck my dick on my head I’d be 6”2 so am I really short?”

So just another dickhead then?? "

Self proclaimed too!

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By *ellhungvweMan 37 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Someone is extolling the virtues of a good wank in a lay-by. Looks like they are hoping for some road side assistance.

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By *agertha73Couple 37 weeks ago

Cardiff

"Any knickers around cardiff bay asda used"

I've always thought fab status updates should be able to be fabbed. Some are outstanding!

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By *TG3Man 37 weeks ago

Dorchester

FFS, I want strings attached fun,I want a ring on my finger,I want more kids...really get a life

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