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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love |
What are the things that you weren't allowed to do as a child,  but now do and still feel that hint of rebellion 
I nip to the corner shop in my slippers. 
I actually go out without drying my hair, should be dead really but hey ho. 
I put my elbows on the table 
I lick my knife sometimes. And I make cakes just so I can lick the bowl.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suck cock
Did your mum specifically tell you not too 
"You mustn't do that Bussy, only dirty boys do that" "
Nah mums cool
She even told me where my dads porn stash was 
I guess shd thought if she pointed me to those I might not rifle thru other drawers and find things i shouldnt |
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By *e nicerWoman
over a year ago
Costa del Medway |
"What are the things that you weren't allowed to do as a child, but now do and still feel that hint of rebellion
I nip to the corner shop in my slippers.
I actually go out without drying my hair, should be dead really but hey ho.
I put my elbows on the table
I lick my knife sometimes. And I make cakes just so I can lick the bowl. "
jeeesh you got exciting lives |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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fart in public, eat before swimming, pull faces in the wind, go to bed after 10, pull girls hair, eat cheese before bed, eat bikkies in bed, i dont go to school, i dont do home work, tell fibs. Fuck it, my mam said "you can do what ya like in ya own house" so taking full advantage of that one !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dont put your head near amanda shes got nits!
Dont eat the seeds from the leburnam tree even though they look like peas
Ive got no money si dont show me up by asking for stuff when we're out
Dont answer the door, it might be the baillifs
Dont put your elbows on the table
Dont climb on the garages
Dont even think about leaving the house in that skirt
Dont leave your drink unattended
Dont get in the cab until he calls your name
Dont forget to gimme 2 rings when you get in
I could go on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dont lick knives
Dont touch switches with wet hands
Dont pull that face if the wind changes it'll stay like if
Dont eat cheese before bed it gives you nightmares |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spending time in the great outdoors.
Hence I don't tell her about my camping trips until the events are over, as she'll only worry about me being attacked by strangers/wildlife/whatever!  |
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Don't keep putting granddads braces on his pants back you front, you'll give him an hernia!
Stop putting suckers on your sisters face when shes asleep, I can't send her to school looking like she has had a fight with an octopus!
Stop drinking next-doors milk then painting the bottle White!
Stop shooting next doors cauliflowers with your pellet gun, they have broke three teeth already!
stop putting washing up liquid in the kettle, It takes me ages to mop the bubbles up and it gives ya dad the trots!
Erm I think I aught to stop there!
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