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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago
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Sorry its a steaming hot cup of coffee  |
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I don't think a knife, fork and plate would be such a good idea... |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Can of Pepsi max  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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A Sky remote  |
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By *aizyWoman 37 weeks ago
west midlands |
A lamp, its a nice lamp tho Joe!  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"A lamp, its a nice lamp tho Joe! "
Not for much longer  |
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Sorry, but a computer mouse. I'm working still |
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Oh god I’m sorry! It’s a toilet brush |
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A tube of Pringles, Texas BBQ, for those with a taste preference. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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A bottle of shampoo
Herbal essences to be specific. Its an awkward shape but we can make it work |
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Sorry Misty you have an empty wine glass |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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My warm coffee flask  |
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"Sorry Misty you have an empty wine glass"
But it's next to a fucking huge plant. Your choice |
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Erm…..the mrs…..I doubt she’d fit |
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"My handbag. "
You can have the plant. |
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An electric fan ! Hope they have lube !!  |
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"Sorry Misty you have an empty wine glass
But it's next to a fucking huge plant. Your choice"
As long as it’s not a cactus… |
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"My handbag.
You can have the plant."
A small, unspiky one preferably. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"My handbag. "
Well I guess I’ll have to bend over if you need anything out of it then   |
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Sorry it’s a mouse…..a computer mouse! |
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A five-foot tall standard lamp. |
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Well I think the Virgin remote is about to pop its cherry |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Sorry but it’s gonna be the tv remote …. And half way through the game lol |
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Bedside lamp.
Will give it a couple on minutes for the bulb to cook a little.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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A printout of all the "why can't I get laid here" threads. Sorry, it will take a while to stuff it up your bum... |
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"Hahaha unlucky! My cat!
S"
Even more unlucky. My dog |
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"My handbag.
Well I guess I’ll have to bend over if you need anything out of it then "
I'll probably have to shake you to get the stuff out of the corners.
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"Elmo stuffed toy "
I’m so sorry it’s rather large lamp |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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A stuffed animal  |
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"Hahaha unlucky! My cat!
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Even more unlucky. My dog "
Lol our dog is the size of a small pony, so if yours is anything like ours, ouch!
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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A elux vape  |
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"Oh god… not the cat!"
Im afraid so......problem is, shes that laidback, shed just let it happen i reckon!
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By *C79Man 37 weeks ago
Caterham |
A Lego minifigure of Thor |
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By *rispyDuckMan 37 weeks ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
My wardrobe
We gonna need more lube hahaha |
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By *quirrelMan 37 weeks ago
East Manchester |
A glass topped coffee table.. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Angle grinder |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Tabby cat meow |
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By *iseekingbiCouple 37 weeks ago
N ireland and West Midlands |
1 A full set of Encyclopedia Britannica and a box of suppositories.
2 Lee Anderson
3 The duvet
Only 1 of above is true |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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My vape |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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A small plate |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Pam |
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By *asyGent75Man 37 weeks ago
Doncaster South Yorkshire |
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A 6” sample of curtain track profile |
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My mouse (computer, not squeaky) |
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A box Timberland boots box. Ouch. |
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By *TG3Man 37 weeks ago
Dorchester |
A mini pool table |
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Southern England!
(Well a map of it) |
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A 3d printed miniature of jk Rowling with a cock
Don’t ask doing a painting commission |
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"A 3d printed miniature of jk Rowling with a cock
Don’t ask doing a painting commission "
My mom's car
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"A 3d printed miniature of jk Rowling with a cock
Don’t ask doing a painting commission "
That great lol |
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"A 3d printed miniature of jk Rowling with a cock
Don’t ask doing a painting commission
My mom's car
Mr "
Now I can stretch my asshole wide with my fist at times but Gosh we gonna need a lot of lube for moms car . I mean do we reverse it In or drive it in |
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By *ros40Man 37 weeks ago
Bedford |
My apologies, it's a 1 litre water bottle |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"My handbag.
Well I guess I’ll have to bend over if you need anything out of it then
I'll probably have to shake you to get the stuff out of the corners.
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I suppose that all depends on where your shaking  |
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"A 3d printed miniature of jk Rowling with a cock
Don’t ask doing a painting commission
My mom's car
Mr
Now I can stretch my asshole wide with my fist at times but Gosh we gonna need a lot of lube for moms car . I mean do we reverse it In or drive it in "
I mean have you seen my reverse parking, it may end up sidewards
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By *aizyWoman 37 weeks ago
west midlands |
A book, you'll have to wait a while tho, I want to finish reading it first! |
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By *oanne ETV/TS 37 weeks ago
Near Warrington |
There goes my mobile phone |
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I'm sorry.... Its a laser printer....  |
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By *uvery30Woman 37 weeks ago
Gloucestershire |
"Ooh eck, it's a rubber duck"
Hmm my wardrobe |
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"Ooh eck, it's a rubber duck"
Must be quackers! |
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"Ooh eck, it's a rubber duck
Must be quackers!"
locked meds cabinet
Mr |
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By *hris3092Man 37 weeks ago
Swansea / Valencia |
Not good, it is a small terrier, could be worse the Gordon Setter moved a few minuits ago. |
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Yesterday it was a Mercedes G Wagon, I'm afraid today it's an oil filled radiator and it's very hot( rather you than me ) |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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A sky remote. |
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"44 tonn truck and trailer "
I like big hard things in my tailpipe |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"My mum "
Hahaha. I did not expect that. |
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By *illnatMan 37 weeks ago
wherever i need to be |
Xbox Controller - yikes |
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What do you want a remote control, or a pillow they are all equal distances |
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By *D3!Man 37 weeks ago
Cheltenham |
A table I made from an engine crankshaft |
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A mirror amd I can see my arse in it |
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I really hope not - it’s my ginger cat Charlie |
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By *TG3Man 37 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"Bedside table
Oofftttt "
its quite aerodynamic mind |
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"Bedside table
Oofftttt its quite aerodynamic mind "
Phewww |
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The arm of a leather couch. I’ll grease iit so ready for you  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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A space hopper
I can deflate it first and stuff it up there, don’t worry. |
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"A ceramic dog bowl."
, the next person can have my husband |
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Firestick remote so fairly compact  |
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That will be my fwb then, ouch to the unlucky one |
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TV Remote or the cat? The choice is yours... |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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The dog or a can of coca-cola, think either would bring a tear to the eye |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Tv remote small or large
Choices  |
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By *r_PinkMan 37 weeks ago
london stratford |
"My shoe rack"
my pussy cat!
hi name is Jerry btw, and I don't think he will like it, so be prepaired for him to scratch |
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By *aizyWoman 37 weeks ago
west midlands |
A clock, its square so it might hurt a bit! |
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It’s an angle poise desk lamp. Sorry |
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The cat might have something to say about this! |
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I feel sorry for the person that can take a 1979 MultiMoog... |
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"The cat might have something to say about this!"
hope cat ok.
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My bath tub!!!  You better limber up, poster below |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"My bath tub!!! You better limber up, poster below "
I’ve heard of plug play but that takes it to the extreme
Anyway…..I’ll be a little more gentle and say a bedside lamp |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Choice of a 4 slice toaster or an air frier |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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A bed side lamp - ouch!! |
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By *pYaMan 37 weeks ago
Ready… |
It’s a cucumber, just making Lunch |
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By *irthandgirthMan 37 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
I doubt it.. sat next to a wall |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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A power bank |
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My medications! (There’s a lot) |
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2ltr Pepsi Max bottle...ouch, Mrs c |
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An AutoCAD 3D mouse; a bit bigger than a normal mouse |
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"An AutoCAD 3D mouse; a bit bigger than a normal mouse"
, Mrs x |
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"An AutoCAD 3D mouse; a bit bigger than a normal mouse , Mrs x"
Someone's white Peugeot 208 |
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"An AutoCAD 3D mouse; a bit bigger than a normal mouse , Mrs x"
Its a bit bigger than a games controller, so it would bring a tear to the eye (if it was actually to fit it in) |
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