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The most embarrassing moment during a meet.
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"When he called me his wife's name! "How did that end up hahahaha | |||
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"Not embarrassing but funny was when I rolled of the bed whilst handcuffed and blindfolded and crashed onto the open bedside drawer...I laughed because it hurt like fuck and I didn't want to cry....Next min he said 'are you ready to go again" ",, | |||
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Pre-fab days:
My dad walked in a bf eating my pussy
Another bf's banjo string snapped as he tried to enter me .. The tsunami of blood was terrifying
People on a kayaking trip waving up at me as i was being fucked doggy, in the lighthouse ruin on the cliff above them ... With the knicker evidence from another couple next to us
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"The obvious for men is Cummings too quick or it not wanting to play ball. So I'll go with a lady falling asleep whilst I was giving oral. Not sure if that's good or bad" Bad definitely bad. | |||
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" 1st) I fell asleep whilst getting my blow job. Only to be woken up with a slap on the chest! Ouch " Well really it was a compliment - it was clearly very relaxing. I like it when people are able to fall asleep from head to be honest. It’s not always about cumming really hard is it - but I guess during a meet it’s not ideal for the other person hahahaha | |||
I’m the Barnum’s Circus/freak show of fab…..
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"I sneazed during sex and shot the guy out of me" I snorted at this ffs… | |||
"Afterwards realised my Elisa from Frozen plaster was still firmly in place and he didn't even question it. "It’s nice that he was able to let it go.  | |||
"Nearly speared his testicle doing a sexy lapdance Injured his jaw, Queening him.. Didn't find out until the next meet
Pre-fab days:
My dad walked in a bf eating my pussy
Another bf's banjo string snapped as he tried to enter me .. The tsunami of blood was terrifying
People on a kayaking trip waving up at me as i was being fucked doggy, in the lighthouse ruin on the cliff above them ... With the knicker evidence from another couple next to us
"Omg “your dad walked in whilst he gave your beaver CPR”  hahaha that made me chuckle | |||
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It was kind of like a session of exposure therapy, and once i got over being mortified, I actually no longer give a shit about the scar so I suppose it worked out in the end but at the time I wanted to disappear! | |||
"I sneazed during sex and shot the guy out of me I snorted at this ffs…" I once did this. He said it was the weirdest feeling ever | |||
Was quite funny tbh | |||
"Afterwards realised my Elisa from Frozen plaster was still firmly in place and he didn't even question it.
It’s nice that he was able to let it go. "Hahahahaha | |||
"I “pull a Misty” at some point as standard. So I dont even get embarrassed any more. It’s like my USP at this point
I’m the Barnum’s Circus/freak show of fab…..
"But you pulling a misty gave me a handful. Which was nice. | |||
"I sneazed during sex and shot the guy out of me I snorted at this ffs… I once did this. He said it was the weirdest feeling ever" 
I almost broke his Willy! Needless to say it took a while to get going again. He was in a bit of shock | |||
"I “pull a Misty” at some point as standard. So I dont even get embarrassed any more. It’s like my USP at this point
I’m the Barnum’s Circus/freak show of fab…..
But you pulling a misty gave me a handful. Which was nice.
"Stupid place to leave a step | |||
"I “pull a Misty” at some point as standard. So I dont even get embarrassed any more. It’s like my USP at this point
I’m the Barnum’s Circus/freak show of fab…..
But you pulling a misty gave me a handful. Which was nice.
Stupid place to leave a step "Exactly! You'd think there would have been a sign. Oh, wait. | |||
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"Falling asleep mid BJ and almost biting his cock. Puking on a guy's cock whilst deep throating him (first time we had played). He was fine, I freaked and ran away. Fanny farting at a guy just as he was about to go down on me. Having a woman squirt in my face, and fall off bed coughing. Falling off my high heels and smashing the bedside lamp. Giving someone a OTK spanking, only for chair to collapse. I sprained wrist, they smacked head on floor. The list goes on." Blimey | |||
"Afterwards realised my Elisa from Frozen plaster was still firmly in place and he didn't even question it.
It’s nice that he was able to let it go. "Priceless  | |||
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"I sneazed during sex and shot the guy out of me" I had something similar happen at a club but she was on top with her hands tied behind her back ..... a more successful launch than SpaceX | |||
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"God I have so many. Stood at the bar and my sunglasses fell off my head into his pint and went all over him. In a cafe with one of those coffee things you push down. Pushed it down and it wouldn’t go. Pushed harder and it went sideways all over his white work shirt. Walk in the park, tripped over a log. Literally flat on my face. Met someone in a hotel lobby and for some reason had a weird sweating moment and the sweat was literally dripping off me. I was wet through. So embarrassed Got my heel stuck in a pavement. He had to literally bend down and it took ages to get out, breaking the heel! Kicked off my shoe trying to be all seductive in a hotel room and it went straight through the glass balcony doors. I’m a fucking liability ??" You've never been more relatable or likeable. :D Long live your liability self. | |||
"I’m a fucking liability ??" Nora, have you and Misty ever been seen in the same place at the same time?  | |||
"I’m a fucking liability ?? Nora, have you and Misty ever been seen in the same place at the same time? ". Is she the same haha. Honestly I don’t think I’ve met anyone where I haven’t done somethingstupid and clumsy . I try and be all sexy and stuff but it just works the other way with me haha | |||
"God I have so many. Stood at the bar and my sunglasses fell off my head into his pint and went all over him. In a cafe with one of those coffee things you push down. Pushed it down and it wouldn’t go. Pushed harder and it went sideways all over his white work shirt. Walk in the park, tripped over a log. Literally flat on my face. Met someone in a hotel lobby and for some reason had a weird sweating moment and the sweat was literally dripping off me. I was wet through. So embarrassed Got my heel stuck in a pavement. He had to literally bend down and it took ages to get out, breaking the heel! Kicked off my shoe trying to be all seductive in a hotel room and it went straight through the glass balcony doors. I’m a fucking liability ??" | |||
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"God I have so many. Stood at the bar and my sunglasses fell off my head into his pint and went all over him. In a cafe with one of those coffee things you push down. Pushed it down and it wouldn’t go. Pushed harder and it went sideways all over his white work shirt. Walk in the park, tripped over a log. Literally flat on my face. Met someone in a hotel lobby and for some reason had a weird sweating moment and the sweat was literally dripping off me. I was wet through. So embarrassed Got my heel stuck in a pavement. He had to literally bend down and it took ages to get out, breaking the heel! Kicked off my shoe trying to be all seductive in a hotel room and it went straight through the glass balcony doors. I’m a fucking liability ?? "Haha. You’re not dissimilar to me Miss | |||
"I’m a fucking liability ?? Nora, have you and Misty ever been seen in the same place at the same time? "That would be borderline dangerous. Fun though | |||
"I’m a fucking liability ?? Nora, have you and Misty ever been seen in the same place at the same time?
That would be borderline dangerous. Fun though "Fun and pure chaos | |||
Another one I look back at with humour but didn't feel amusing at the time happen on a meet with a regular friend at her house.
We used to do a lot of restraint play with each other, in both directions.
This one day though I was tied naked & blindfolded to a dinning chair and shed been edging & denying me for a couple of hours when one of her friends came round for something.
"Don't worry about him, he won't care. Actually if you want to tease him feel free but don't let him cum" then I hear her walk away. A few seconds later I feel finger nails dragging gently along my cock. About a minute later I feel lips then a warm mouth.
OK I thought, can handle this.
Next thing I know the mouth is removed and a wand in lent against my cock, now I know I'm in trouble as vibrating toys are my nemisis, I try really hard to control myself and am just about hanging on...... that is until a wet finger is pushed into my bum!
Well I hear my FWB come back in and say "Her it is Grace, has he been a good boy?" at the exact moment I cover both myself and the mystery stranger in the biggest load of cum I've ever produced.
Only comment was from my FWB who said "Wonderful Grace well done you numpty, now I'll have to build him up again, will take hours. Guess you'll be wanting to borrow a tee-shirt then?"
The mystery stranger replied in a beautiful Irish accent "Nah, I'll wear this one, only going as far as the car anyway, by both"
I never did get to see Grace's face! | |||
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I froze and didnt know what to say, neither did her mum... that was the last time i saw her lol | |||
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"That moment when I was fucking one guy, sucking another, and the third started licking my leg. Next thing I know the third runs screaming from the room looking for water. Apparently my body lotion tasted particularly foul. " Oh jeez that made me giggle! | |||
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" 1st) I fell asleep whilst getting my blow job. Only to be woken up with a slap on the chest! Ouch " I have nodded off giving a blow job during an all nighter | |||
"God I have so many. Stood at the bar and my sunglasses fell off my head into his pint and went all over him. In a cafe with one of those coffee things you push down. Pushed it down and it wouldn’t go. Pushed harder and it went sideways all over his white work shirt. Walk in the park, tripped over a log. Literally flat on my face. Met someone in a hotel lobby and for some reason had a weird sweating moment and the sweat was literally dripping off me. I was wet through. So embarrassed Got my heel stuck in a pavement. He had to literally bend down and it took ages to get out, breaking the heel! Kicked off my shoe trying to be all seductive in a hotel room and it went straight through the glass balcony doors. I’m a fucking liability ??" I think you are priceless and make for very memorable meets | |||
"Let's see... Crying when I orgasmed. First time I'd met him, beep knows how we're still seeing each other with that start. Twisting my ankle doing a "sexy" striptease. When I got the giggles and bipanic even though my mouth had been on her cunt a few minutes before. Cue my brain going blank and me giggling. All of us giggling. Oh. When he looked at me, mid blowjob and did this little erm... satisfied smile and growl that had me utterly flustered and completely crumbled. I spluttered my way through a sorry and then couldn't think about much. Worked in his favour. "Meli - you’re adorable x | |||
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"God I have so many. Stood at the bar and my sunglasses fell off my head into his pint and went all over him. In a cafe with one of those coffee things you push down. Pushed it down and it wouldn’t go. Pushed harder and it went sideways all over his white work shirt. Walk in the park, tripped over a log. Literally flat on my face. Met someone in a hotel lobby and for some reason had a weird sweating moment and the sweat was literally dripping off me. I was wet through. So embarrassed Got my heel stuck in a pavement. He had to literally bend down and it took ages to get out, breaking the heel! Kicked off my shoe trying to be all seductive in a hotel room and it went straight through the glass balcony doors. I’m a fucking liability ?? I think you are priceless and make for very memorable meets" Certainly memorable . Even if not for the best reasons! | |||
"Let's see... Crying when I orgasmed. First time I'd met him, beep knows how we're still seeing each other with that start. Twisting my ankle doing a "sexy" striptease. When I got the giggles and bipanic even though my mouth had been on her cunt a few minutes before. Cue my brain going blank and me giggling. All of us giggling. Oh. When he looked at me, mid blowjob and did this little erm... satisfied smile and growl that had me utterly flustered and completely crumbled. I spluttered my way through a sorry and then couldn't think about much. Worked in his favour.
Meli - you’re adorable x"Oh this is lovely! Thank you. I'd say I'm... certainly something. | |||
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"When you get fanny farts think that’s the worst "I always take them as a compliment | |||
"When you get fanny farts think that’s the worst
I always take them as a compliment "ok | |||
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"That moment when I was fucking one guy, sucking another, and the third started licking my leg. Next thing I know the third runs screaming from the room looking for water. Apparently my body lotion tasted particularly foul. " Here's me thinking the third turned to be the dog | |||
"Not a fab encounter but I once fell off the bed " Must have been a big pogo stick | |||
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"Nearly speared his testicle doing a sexy lapdance Injured his jaw, Queening him.. Didn't find out until the next meet
Pre-fab days:
My dad walked in a bf eating my pussy
Another bf's banjo string snapped as he tried to enter me .. The tsunami of blood was terrifying
People on a kayaking trip waving up at me as i was being fucked doggy, in the lighthouse ruin on the cliff above them ... With the knicker evidence from another couple next to us
"Midnight I have to ask as no one else seems to have, where the feck was the banjo ?? | |||
"That moment when I was fucking one guy, sucking another, and the third started licking my leg. Next thing I know the third runs screaming from the room looking for water. Apparently my body lotion tasted particularly foul. " how could you.. What lotion was it might try it | |||
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