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Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples?  |
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples? "
The only thing wrong with them is that they are not in my mouth.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples?
The only thing wrong with them is that they are not in my mouth.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
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You wouldn’t want them right now, I’ve made them bleed! |
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples?
The only thing wrong with them is that they are not in my mouth.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
You wouldn’t want them right now, I’ve made them bleed! "
Then I would gently nurse them with a cold flannel.
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples? "
Menstrual cycle related ?? |
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples?
The only thing wrong with them is that they are not in my mouth.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
You wouldn’t want them right now, I’ve made them bleed!
Then I would gently nurse them with a cold flannel.
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I could actually do with that right now  |
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples?
Menstrual cycle related ??"
Possibly but it’s only a recent thing. Oh god. What happens to nipples when menopause creeps in?  |
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples?
The only thing wrong with them is that they are not in my mouth.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
You wouldn’t want them right now, I’ve made them bleed!
Then I would gently nurse them with a cold flannel.
I could actually do with that right now "
Isn't distance a pain.
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"Yup depending on my hormones I'm either wanting to chop em off cause they're driving me mad or the tiniest brush against them instant turn on no happy medium
Tinder "
Exactly this! They’re having a right episode this week! I don’t what mood they’re gonna be in when I wake up and they’re giving me the beady eye! |
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"Yup depending on my hormones I'm either wanting to chop em off cause they're driving me mad or the tiniest brush against them instant turn on no happy medium
Tinder
Exactly this! They’re having a right episode this week! I don’t what mood they’re gonna be in when I wake up and they’re giving me the beady eye!"
Doesn't help they're never flat cause they're pierced 
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"Yup depending on my hormones I'm either wanting to chop em off cause they're driving me mad or the tiniest brush against them instant turn on no happy medium
Tinder
Exactly this! They’re having a right episode this week! I don’t what mood they’re gonna be in when I wake up and they’re giving me the beady eye!
Doesn't help they're never flat cause they're pierced
Tinder "
Ouch! Sometimes I think I could get them pierced and it would be a relief from the pain and other times I think I’d squeal like a pig and cry! They’re so temperamental.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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If you like long hot showers it can cause itchiness - washes off the natural oils on your skin. Try putting Eucerin body cream on, but must be the one with 10% urea.
Maybe also time for a mammogram just to be safe?? |
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"If you like long hot showers it can cause itchiness - washes off the natural oils on your skin. Try putting Eucerin body cream on, but must be the one with 10% urea.
Maybe also time for a mammogram just to be safe??"
Oh thank you lovely for the advice 
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"I know someone with one weird nipple, she managed to get it covered in paint that won't come off. For some reason wasn't keen to let me wirebrush it clean..."
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"Who does not enjoy ripple ice cream. Oh nipple erections are fab. Wet tee shirt comp. Lets see those ripple effect... 
Very good point, Becs.
Let the ripple see the nipple"
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"Do you ever just get a radom shooting pain in one like someones sitting with a voodoo doll. That always suprises me lol "
Yes it’s like an electric shock! Right into the core of the boob through your nipple. |
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"Do you ever just get a radom shooting pain in one like someones sitting with a voodoo doll. That always suprises me lol
Sorry about that
So its .....you 
You never accepted my friend request!"
You never sent one... im off to make a willy shaped doll (voodoo of course) |
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"Do you ever just get a radom shooting pain in one like someones sitting with a voodoo doll. That always suprises me lol
Sorry about that
So its .....you
You never accepted my friend request!
You never sent one... im off to make a willy shaped doll (voodoo of course) "
Anywhere but my rear. Please, I'm begging you |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"I have strange nipples for a man. They are pointy sticky outy and really sensitive
You revel in that rare gift! "
If they get pulled or pinched it feels like an electric shock. |
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"Do you ever just get a radom shooting pain in one like someones sitting with a voodoo doll. That always suprises me lol
Sorry about that
So its .....you
You never accepted my friend request!
You never sent one... im off to make a willy shaped doll (voodoo of course)
Anywhere but my rear. Please, I'm begging you"
I cant make promises i may not be able to keep  |
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"Do you ever just get a radom shooting pain in one like someones sitting with a voodoo doll. That always suprises me lol
Sorry about that
So its .....you
You never accepted my friend request!
You never sent one... im off to make a willy shaped doll (voodoo of course)
Anywhere but my rear. Please, I'm begging you"
Oh god not the famous bum!!!  |
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"Do you ever just get a radom shooting pain in one like someones sitting with a voodoo doll. That always suprises me lol
Sorry about that
So its .....you
You never accepted my friend request!
You never sent one... im off to make a willy shaped doll (voodoo of course)
Anywhere but my rear. Please, I'm begging you
I cant make promises i may not be able to keep "
Just not now. Any other week, but not now! |
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"Do you ever just get a radom shooting pain in one like someones sitting with a voodoo doll. That always suprises me lol
Sorry about that
So its .....you
You never accepted my friend request!
You never sent one... im off to make a willy shaped doll (voodoo of course)
Anywhere but my rear. Please, I'm begging you
Oh god not the famous bum!!! "
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"I have strange nipples for a man. They are pointy sticky outy and really sensitive
You revel in that rare gift!
If they get pulled or pinched it feels like an electric shock. "
In a good or a bad way? |
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"Try nipple clamps every day for a week , when you take them off at night , make sure they get well oiled.
I’m going to pass on this advice, with all due respect.
Haha cream then "
That’s still a polite decline |
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"I have strange nipples for a man. They are pointy sticky outy and really sensitive
You revel in that rare gift!
If they get pulled or pinched it feels like an electric shock.
In a good or a bad way?"
If it’s done suddenly without any forewarning it’s bad.
If it’s done gently at first then it’s good. |
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By *aizyWoman 44 weeks ago
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"Try nipple clamps every day for a week , when you take them off at night , make sure they get well oiled.
I’m going to pass on this advice, with all due respect.
Haha cream then
That’s still a polite decline "
Vaseline?? |
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By *aizyWoman 44 weeks ago
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"Ever read the story of the woman who thought she was plucking a hair out of her nipple piercing and it turned out to be a nerve ending?
No, I've never read that till now!  my eyes are watering!
I’ve been traumatised ever since "
Yes, I think I will be too from now on!! |
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By *ags73Man 44 weeks ago
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples? "
Can I have a Wednesday visit? |
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"What happens on Sundays??
They go to church
Forgive me Father, for I am about to sin...
Hey, it's Sunday. I'm waiting for you and your nipples in the confessional..."
On our way!! I was washing them in holy water  |
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By *aizyWoman 44 weeks ago
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"Do you ever just get a radom shooting pain in one like someones sitting with a voodoo doll. That always suprises me lol
Oh I quite like those "
You can have mine if you like, they make me jump out of my skin! |
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"Do you ever just get a radom shooting pain in one like someones sitting with a voodoo doll. That always suprises me lol
Oh I quite like those
You can have mine if you like, they make me jump out of my skin!"
Deal |
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"Do you ever just get a radom shooting pain in one like someones sitting with a voodoo doll. That always suprises me lol
Oh I quite like those
You can have mine if you like, they make me jump out of my skin!"
Mine too! Take them!!! |
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"Do you ever just get a radom shooting pain in one like someones sitting with a voodoo doll. That always suprises me lol
Oh I quite like those
You can have mine if you like, they make me jump out of my skin!
Mine too! Take them!!! "
I’m swapping for the Fanny stabs though. Those I hate with a passion. |
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples? "
I feel like that would have all been better narrated by David Attenborough.
Second thoughts how about Nippple Bingo? Everyone on fab gets a card 3 in a row gets a prize. |
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"Do you ever just get a radom shooting pain in one like someones sitting with a voodoo doll. That always suprises me lol
Oh I quite like those
You can have mine if you like, they make me jump out of my skin!
Mine too! Take them!!!
I’m swapping for the Fanny stabs though. Those I hate with a passion."
Oh the fanny stabs! And the bum pain just before your period starts! |
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I don't think my nipples work I have hardly any sensation in them at all, they are mostly flat & one is half brown/half white (that's my favourite)
They did become sensitive when I was pregnant but that's the only time.
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples?
I feel like that would have all been better narrated by David Attenborough.
Second thoughts how about Nippple Bingo? Everyone on fab gets a card 3 in a row gets a prize. "
nipple bingo!
What would the prize be? |
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples?
I feel like that would have all been better narrated by David Attenborough.
Second thoughts how about Nippple Bingo? Everyone on fab gets a card 3 in a row gets a prize.
nipple bingo!
What would the prize be?"
Well we can either go down the Bulls eye route and a speedboat or the generation game and a cuddly toy?
Or and just putting it out there a signed glossy picture of a famous person's nipple? |
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples?
I feel like that would have all been better narrated by David Attenborough.
Second thoughts how about Nippple Bingo? Everyone on fab gets a card 3 in a row gets a prize.
nipple bingo!
What would the prize be?
Well we can either go down the Bulls eye route and a speedboat or the generation game and a cuddly toy?
Or and just putting it out there a signed glossy picture of a famous person's nipple? "
I think I’ll go for a state of the art fax machine please Bob |
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By *rispyDuckMan 44 weeks ago
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples? "
I think we need a picture of these titties to better visualise & understand your predicament for educational purposes & emotional support ofcourse |
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples?
I feel like that would have all been better narrated by David Attenborough.
Second thoughts how about Nippple Bingo? Everyone on fab gets a card 3 in a row gets a prize.
nipple bingo!
What would the prize be?
Well we can either go down the Bulls eye route and a speedboat or the generation game and a cuddly toy?
Or and just putting it out there a signed glossy picture of a famous person's nipple?
I think I’ll go for a state of the art fax machine please Bob "
Our survey said.... |
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Well, MissYB, you have given me an oddly entertaining insight into others nipples. I have some questions though?
Did weather or temperature have an impact on any days nipple feeling?
Did you wear a bra on each day? Prehaps free boob friction caused a different sensation?
So many variables to examine
MrsAbz |
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"Well, MissYB, you have given me an oddly entertaining insight into others nipples. I have some questions though?
Did weather or temperature have an impact on any days nipple feeling?
Did you wear a bra on each day? Prehaps free boob friction caused a different sensation?
So many variables to examine
MrsAbz"
I skim read….
I heard “examine” & nipples” |
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"Well, MissYB, you have given me an oddly entertaining insight into others nipples. I have some questions though?
Did weather or temperature have an impact on any days nipple feeling?
Did you wear a bra on each day? Prehaps free boob friction caused a different sensation?
So many variables to examine
MrsAbz
I skim read….
I heard “examine” & nipples”"
Examining nipples does seem like a productive past time. My nipples for such use are available
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples? "
I think I need to examine your boobs over the week in hand to confirm your findings |
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples?
I think we need a picture of these titties to better visualise & understand your predicament for educational purposes & emotional support ofcourse "
You mean like a daily log with pictures of my nipple activity? Ok I can do that |
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"Well, MissYB, you have given me an oddly entertaining insight into others nipples. I have some questions though?
Did weather or temperature have an impact on any days nipple feeling?
Did you wear a bra on each day? Prehaps free boob friction caused a different sensation?
So many variables to examine
MrsAbz"
I feel like these are questions I need to prepare for if I ever go to the doctors about it. I’m taking notes.
The cold does make them sore these days.
I wear a bra so I don’t trip over, if I set them free I have the potential to break my neck. This is a dilemma
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"Well, MissYB, you have given me an oddly entertaining insight into others nipples. I have some questions though?
Did weather or temperature have an impact on any days nipple feeling?
Did you wear a bra on each day? Prehaps free boob friction caused a different sensation?
So many variables to examine
MrsAbz
I skim read….
I heard “examine” & nipples”
Examining nipples does seem like a productive past time. My nipples for such use are available
MrsAbz"
You’re such a good friend to me |
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples?
I think I need to examine your boobs over the week in hand to confirm your findings "
Please can you wear your nurse outfit and stethoscope and latex gloves? |
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"Now I’m thinking about MissYeuxBleus, Misty, WiltsTS and MrsAbz all standing together topless in a little circle and fingering each other’s nipples. I don’t hate the image, that’s for sure. "
I oddly don’t hate it either. |
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples?
I think I need to examine your boobs over the week in hand to confirm your findings
Please can you wear your nurse outfit and stethoscope and latex gloves? "
I have all of those items as it goes and I round add that I probably need to hang my ballbag In your face as I examine your boobs  |
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"Now I’m thinking about MissYeuxBleus, Misty, WiltsTS and MrsAbz all standing together topless in a little circle and fingering each other’s nipples. I don’t hate the image, that’s for sure. "
For science |
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By *rispyDuckMan 44 weeks ago
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples?
I think we need a picture of these titties to better visualise & understand your predicament for educational purposes & emotional support ofcourse
You mean like a daily log with pictures of my nipple activity? Ok I can do that "
Exactly this make sure they are good close ups do we can perv! Oops sorry lol I meant study them thoroughly for a diagnosis |
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples? "
I would like to tease and suck your nipples. |
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"Now I’m thinking about MissYeuxBleus, Misty, WiltsTS and MrsAbz all standing together topless in a little circle and fingering each other’s nipples. I don’t hate the image, that’s for sure. "
Like a nipple seance? Do you want to be in the middle so we can sacrifice you to the nipple gods? |
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By *aizyWoman 44 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Now I’m thinking about MissYeuxBleus, Misty, WiltsTS and MrsAbz all standing together topless in a little circle and fingering each other’s nipples. I don’t hate the image, that’s for sure.
For science "
If its for science I'll get my white lab coat on and observe! |
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples?
I think I need to examine your boobs over the week in hand to confirm your findings
Please can you wear your nurse outfit and stethoscope and latex gloves?
I have all of those items as it goes and I round add that I probably need to hang my ballbag In your face as I examine your boobs "
Something tells me you’re not an NHS nurse why didn’t they think of this. Would make nipple examinations so much more enjoyable. And I’d have a distraction so you can examine them really thoroughly. |
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"See the plus side. In a post apocalyptic world, when every electronic equipment is dead, you can still say what day it is.
Just wait and see what my vagina can do! It keeps a whole calendar down there!"
You can use these powers to become the Goddess of the post apocalyptic civilization and then establish a matriarchal society. |
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"See the plus side. In a post apocalyptic world, when every electronic equipment is dead, you can still say what day it is.
Just wait and see what my vagina can do! It keeps a whole calendar down there!
You can use these powers to become the Goddess of the post apocalyptic civilization and then establish a matriarchal society."
Yes!! And have my trusted servants tending to my sacred parts like ants with their queen. |
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By *aizyWoman 44 weeks ago
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"See the plus side. In a post apocalyptic world, when every electronic equipment is dead, you can still say what day it is.
Just wait and see what my vagina can do! It keeps a whole calendar down there!
You can use these powers to become the Goddess of the post apocalyptic civilization and then establish a matriarchal society.
Yes!! And have my trusted servants tending to my sacred parts like ants with their queen. "
Ants with their queen?!  we can work on the terminology, I'm in! |
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"See the plus side. In a post apocalyptic world, when every electronic equipment is dead, you can still say what day it is.
Just wait and see what my vagina can do! It keeps a whole calendar down there!
You can use these powers to become the Goddess of the post apocalyptic civilization and then establish a matriarchal society.
Yes!! And have my trusted servants tending to my sacred parts like ants with their queen.
Ants with their queen?! we can work on the terminology, I'm in! "
Will you be my ant of honour? |
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By *aizyWoman 44 weeks ago
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"See the plus side. In a post apocalyptic world, when every electronic equipment is dead, you can still say what day it is.
Just wait and see what my vagina can do! It keeps a whole calendar down there!
You can use these powers to become the Goddess of the post apocalyptic civilization and then establish a matriarchal society.
Yes!! And have my trusted servants tending to my sacred parts like ants with their queen.
Ants with their queen?! we can work on the terminology, I'm in!
Will you be my ant of honour? "
Do I get a sash with ant of honour written on it? Or at least a rosette?? |
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"I don't think my nipples work I have hardly any sensation in them at all, they are mostly flat & one is half brown/half white (that's my favourite)
They did become sensitive when I was pregnant but that's the only time.
Mrs "
Have you named your favourite nipple? |
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"See the plus side. In a post apocalyptic world, when every electronic equipment is dead, you can still say what day it is.
Just wait and see what my vagina can do! It keeps a whole calendar down there!
You can use these powers to become the Goddess of the post apocalyptic civilization and then establish a matriarchal society.
Yes!! And have my trusted servants tending to my sacred parts like ants with their queen.
Ants with their queen?! we can work on the terminology, I'm in!
Will you be my ant of honour?
Do I get a sash with ant of honour written on it? Or at least a rosette??"
You get the gold nipple clamps, everyone else’s are silver |
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By *aizyWoman 44 weeks ago
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"See the plus side. In a post apocalyptic world, when every electronic equipment is dead, you can still say what day it is.
Just wait and see what my vagina can do! It keeps a whole calendar down there!
You can use these powers to become the Goddess of the post apocalyptic civilization and then establish a matriarchal society.
Yes!! And have my trusted servants tending to my sacred parts like ants with their queen.
Ants with their queen?! we can work on the terminology, I'm in!
Will you be my ant of honour?
Do I get a sash with ant of honour written on it? Or at least a rosette??
You get the gold nipple clamps, everyone else’s are silver "
I am honoured!!
Quick question tho, I saw the nipple clamp convo above, bit unclear, do you oil up your nipples or the clamps when you take them off?! I've never used nipple clamps before! |
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"See the plus side. In a post apocalyptic world, when every electronic equipment is dead, you can still say what day it is.
Just wait and see what my vagina can do! It keeps a whole calendar down there!
You can use these powers to become the Goddess of the post apocalyptic civilization and then establish a matriarchal society.
Yes!! And have my trusted servants tending to my sacred parts like ants with their queen.
Ants with their queen?! we can work on the terminology, I'm in!
Will you be my ant of honour?
Do I get a sash with ant of honour written on it? Or at least a rosette??
You get the gold nipple clamps, everyone else’s are silver
I am honoured!!
Quick question tho, I saw the nipple clamp convo above, bit unclear, do you oil up your nipples or the clamps when you take them off?! I've never used nipple clamps before! "
That’s a very good question. I think after? Would the oil make the clamps slip off? Hmmmmmmm. More research needed. |
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By *aizyWoman 44 weeks ago
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"See the plus side. In a post apocalyptic world, when every electronic equipment is dead, you can still say what day it is.
Just wait and see what my vagina can do! It keeps a whole calendar down there!
You can use these powers to become the Goddess of the post apocalyptic civilization and then establish a matriarchal society.
Yes!! And have my trusted servants tending to my sacred parts like ants with their queen.
Ants with their queen?! we can work on the terminology, I'm in!
Will you be my ant of honour?
Do I get a sash with ant of honour written on it? Or at least a rosette??
You get the gold nipple clamps, everyone else’s are silver
I am honoured!!
Quick question tho, I saw the nipple clamp convo above, bit unclear, do you oil up your nipples or the clamps when you take them off?! I've never used nipple clamps before!
That’s a very good question. I think after? Would the oil make the clamps slip off? Hmmmmmmm. More research needed. "
Slippy nipples!! This is just getting better and better!  |
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples?
I think I need to examine your boobs over the week in hand to confirm your findings
Please can you wear your nurse outfit and stethoscope and latex gloves?
I have all of those items as it goes and I round add that I probably need to hang my ballbag In your face as I examine your boobs
Something tells me you’re not an NHS nurse why didn’t they think of this. Would make nipple examinations so much more enjoyable. And I’d have a distraction so you can examine them really thoroughly. "
I am a private nurse but don’t worry I can administer an injection just as good as the nhs if needed |
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"Now I’m thinking about MissYeuxBleus, Misty, WiltsTS and MrsAbz all standing together topless in a little circle and fingering each other’s nipples. I don’t hate the image, that’s for sure.
Like a nipple seance? Do you want to be in the middle so we can sacrifice you to the nipple gods?"
Did I miss the nipple seance?! Argh. Typical
MrsAbz |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"Do you ever just get a radom shooting pain in one like someones sitting with a voodoo doll. That always suprises me lol
Oh I quite like those
You can have mine if you like, they make me jump out of my skin!
Deal "
Mine too lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"Here is an insight into the life of my nipples..
Monday: flat and non responsive
Tuesday: getting more prominent but still no sensation
Wednesday: like bottle corks and angry as fuck
Thursday: more jelly tot size but really REALLY sore
Friday: sensitive and very aroused
Saturday: itchy and irritated. I want to rip them off!
Is it just me or can anyone else relate? What is wrong with my crazy nipples? "
I think a close up investigation and study is needed |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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This exact same thing happens to me. The itchy, painful sensation saw me removing my nipple piercings a few weeks back. I’m still mourning the lost of my piercings.
If nothing else, solidarity in nipple weirdness. |
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"Serious question: have you consulted a doctor?
You know, I thought the people of fab would have a better idea of what’s going on with my nipples I have an appointment Wednesday. "
best to get checked x |
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"This exact same thing happens to me. The itchy, painful sensation saw me removing my nipple piercings a few weeks back. I’m still mourning the lost of my piercings.
If nothing else, solidarity in nipple weirdness. "
Welcome to the weird nipple seance
It’s the most frustrating thing isn’t it! Even worse than when get an itch on your back in the spot you can’t reach! |
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"Serious question: have you consulted a doctor?
You know, I thought the people of fab would have a better idea of what’s going on with my nipples I have an appointment Wednesday. best to get checked x"
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All the emotions reading this one!
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