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"I think when I die and I will come back as Woman.Its because women get more attention and they are sexier than men.On Fab some women get hundreds messages so most of men don't get a look in.
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Good luck with that, giving birth to kids, periods, responsibilities etc etc etc
I’ll stick with being able to not fully grow up and helicopter my Willy |
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"I think when I die and I will come back as Woman.Its because women get more attention and they are sexier than men.On Fab some women get hundreds messages so most of men don't get a look in.
Good luck with that, giving birth to kids, periods, responsibilities etc etc etc
I’ll stick with being able to not fully grow up and helicopter my Willy "
Jesus I forgot about that bit. |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"You'd get to experience the joy of feeling like many people consider you a viable orifice to stick their dick in.
What a joy  "
All ready know that feeling all to well |
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By *aizyWoman 38 weeks ago
west midlands |
"I think when I die and I will come back as Woman.Its because women get more attention and they are sexier than men.On Fab some women get hundreds messages so most of men don't get a look in.
Good luck with that, giving birth to kids, periods, responsibilities etc etc etc
I’ll stick with being able to not fully grow up and helicopter my Willy "
I'm coming back as a man just for these reasons, and boing videos, I'd be making endless boing videos! |
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By *aizyWoman 38 weeks ago
west midlands |
"I’m not coming back at all. I want to be stuffed and sat in my favourite armchair with a book and a cup of tea and my slippers on my feet, in comfortable repose until the end of days Xx"
This reminds me of an old Tales of the Unexpected episode, a little old lady ran a B&B and killed and stuffed all her male guests! I've always fancied opening a B&B!  |
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"I’m not coming back at all. I want to be stuffed and sat in my favourite armchair with a book and a cup of tea and my slippers on my feet, in comfortable repose until the end of days Xx
This reminds me of an old Tales of the Unexpected episode, a little old lady ran a B&B and killed and stuffed all her male guests! I've always fancied opening a B&B! "
It depends how your stuff me especially I alive,open to offers. |
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"I’m not coming back at all. I want to be stuffed and sat in my favourite armchair with a book and a cup of tea and my slippers on my feet, in comfortable repose until the end of days Xx
This reminds me of an old Tales of the Unexpected episode, a little old lady ran a B&B and killed and stuffed all her male guests! I've always fancied opening a B&B! "
This is absolutely uncanny - but for reasons I cannot share here (you might be able to guess though  ) Xx |
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"I think when I die and I will come back as Woman.Its because women get more attention and they are sexier than men.On Fab some women get hundreds messages so most of men don't get a look in.
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Enjoy periods, hormones, child birth, recovering from childbirth, the menopause and everything in between  |
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"I think when I die and I will come back as Woman.Its because women get more attention and they are sexier than men.On Fab some women get hundreds messages so most of men don't get a look in.
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This is why people with dicks don't understand that being a woman is more. |
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"I think when I die and I will come back as Woman.Its because women get more attention and they are sexier than men.On Fab some women get hundreds messages so most of men don't get a look in.
Good luck with that, giving birth to kids, periods, responsibilities etc etc etc
I’ll stick with being able to not fully grow up and helicopter my Willy
I'm coming back as a man just for these reasons, and boing videos, I'd be making endless boing videos!"
I’m sure I’m showing myself up here but what is a boing video? |
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By *r_reusMan 38 weeks ago
Coventry |
Women are valued for who they are, men for what they can do.
Discounting the ratios, this is another huge advantage women have over men on here, there's not a huge number of ways for men to prove our value with the written word. |
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"I think when I die and I will come back as Woman.Its because women get more attention and they are sexier than men.On Fab some women get hundreds messages so most of men don't get a look in.
Good luck with that, giving birth to kids, periods, responsibilities etc etc etc
I’ll stick with being able to not fully grow up and helicopter my Willy
I'm coming back as a man just for these reasons, and boing videos, I'd be making endless boing videos!
I’m sure I’m showing myself up here but what is a boing video?"
It's when you drop your draws and your stiffy springs out and standing to attention. |
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"Women are valued for who they are, men for what they can do.
Discounting the ratios, this is another huge advantage women have over men on here, there's not a huge number of ways for men to prove our value with the written word."
And yet some men on here consistently manage to devalue themselves with the written word. Such irony. |
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"I'm sure I’m showing myself up here but what is a boing video?"
A mahoosive erection held down by tight pants... Wearer pulls pants down slowly... Then... "Boing"... Particularly good when video is in slow-mo.
Search on here (forum) on word "boing" and you'll find threads, with posters with boing videos on their profiles. |
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"I think when I die and I will come back as Woman.Its because women get more attention and they are sexier than men.On Fab some women get hundreds messages so most of men don't get a look in.
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the joy of bleeding once a month and walking around like a stuffed mummy when you're preggers  |
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If reincarnation was a thing, and if we had a say as to what we would come back as, I would come back as a cat.
18 hours sleep a day.
Humans waiting on you paw and paw.
Free food.
Self assured.
Great balance.
Can lick own genitalia...
I would do almost anything to live like that. |
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"Women are valued for who they are, men for what they can do.
Discounting the ratios, this is another huge advantage women have over men on here, there's not a huge number of ways for men to prove our value with the written word.
And yet some men on here consistently manage to devalue themselves with the written word. Such irony."
To be fair, it's much easier to make yourself look like a twat, that to make yourself look good, and that goes for everyone! |
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"I think when I die and I will come back as Woman.Its because women get more attention and they are sexier than men.On Fab some women get hundreds messages so most of men don't get a look in.
Enjoy periods, hormones, child birth, recovering from childbirth, the menopause and everything in between "
I mean... men suffer through those things too, in our own way. 
On a serious note though, men do have hormones, and they can be a problem. They just manifest in different ways. And at least yours seem vaguely consistent and trackable.
The effects of the fluctuations in male hormones isn't something people ever talk about but, it's observably there. Fits of unprovoked anger, sadness, the days where you just don't know what's going on...
it's shit.
Now, don't get me wrong... its not bleeding from your crotch, terrible abdominal cramps type shit but, it's still pretty shit!
I just wish we (men and women) could get over all this silly 'who has it worse' competitiveness. It's ridiculous.
Male or female, the vast majority of people have a fairly shitty time most of the time. I'd much rather we all tried to make life better for ourselves and each other, than trying to prove we've been delt the worse hand!
I wouldn't want to come back as a woman. It looks brutal!
I wouldn't want to come back as a man either though, it's brutal!
If I HAD to come back, I'd be a cat.
I hold onto the hope that we don't come back though.
Can you imagine having to do all this shit again? No thanks! |
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By *r_reusMan 38 weeks ago
Coventry |
"Women are valued for who they are, men for what they can do.
Discounting the ratios, this is another huge advantage women have over men on here, there's not a huge number of ways for men to prove our value with the written word.
And yet some men on here consistently manage to devalue themselves with the written word. Such irony."
Horses for courses, what one person reads as hostile another might see as passionate, politeness and good manners can also read as creepy neediness etc... |
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"I think when I die and I will come back as Woman.Its because women get more attention and they are sexier than men.On Fab some women get hundreds messages so most of men don't get a look in.
the joy of bleeding once a month and walking around like a stuffed mummy when you're preggers "
That's only a small part of it! Few other joys of being a woman;
bleeding - sometimes spontaneously surprises you because mother nature is a bitch like that.
scared of waking up in the morning when on a heavy period incase your new sheets look like a murder scene.
upset your pH balance from scented bath stuff, wrong washing powder, tampons etc and you get an infection.
have a child and you leak through your nipple pads and top like an unmilked cow
some women can't even laugh without peeing because of child birth and tears.
stretch marks from carrying a child
bras are so annoying- I'm tempted to burn mine if I didn't think I would take out someone's eye with my nipple.
But don't worry we can focus on looking pretty and lots of messages- totally worth it  |
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"I think when I die and I will come back as Woman.Its because women get more attention and they are sexier than men.On Fab some women get hundreds messages so most of men don't get a look in.
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Definitely would not come back as woman shit they they have to put up with no chance  |
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By *amoanMan 38 weeks ago
st peter port |
"I think when I die and I will come back as Woman.Its because women get more attention and they are sexier than men.On Fab some women get hundreds messages so most of men don't get a look in.
Good luck with that, giving birth to kids, periods, responsibilities etc etc etc
I’ll stick with being able to not fully grow up and helicopter my Willy "
Yes this! and riding fast bikes irresponsibly, acting like a tool, getting completely pissed when you only popped out for one, and not caring less, if julie from accounts is pregnant! |
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