"I’d stand in various rooms of the house and have him shout on me to see if he really is as deaf as he makes out
Then I’d have a wank. "
It's a well known fact that most houses have areas where men can't hear women, no matter how loud they shout. You can't argue with science. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Oh me and MrAbz discuss this often.
For me (in this order)
Helicopter
Pee standing up
Wank
Try naked running
Blowjob
Sex
Probably more helicopters
For MrAbz
Squidge boobs and play wirh nipples
Wank
Try running and jumping
Oral
Sex
MrsAbz |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic