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"This isn't what I thought it would be! I'm gonna tell you she is awesome anyway.
More related to your question, what kind of monster invented poo bags without tie handles?! "
Your dog sounds awesome.
It was trump. |
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it
I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do"
This makes me want a dog.
It also kinda makes me wanna take a shit in your village. |
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By *lder.Woman 38 weeks ago
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it
I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do
This makes me want a dog.
It also kinda makes me wanna take a shit in your village."
Release the Damp Towells! |
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it
I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do
This makes me want a dog.
It also kinda makes me wanna take a shit in your village.
Smithers…
Release the Damp Towells! "
FTFY |
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"What kind of shits do you pick up lately?
Do you use scented bags?"
Never use dog bags as too thin. Use food bags with the seal strip at top, turn inside out for grabbing furryguts’ product.
Not a fan of scented ones.
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"What kind of shits do you pick up lately?
Do you use scented bags?
Never use dog bags as too thin. Use food bags with the seal strip at top, turn inside out for grabbing furryguts’ product.
Not a fan of scented ones.
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This guy  |
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it
I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do"
I love this about my local community group, people even post videos of dogs shitting on their gardens asking if anyone recognises the dog and owner  |
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"Why does my dog stare me out when taking a shit?
He thumps his rear left leg when squeezing out and walks a bit meaning I have to pick up over a dog shit minefield.
Handled poo bags btw
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I am sure it's because they feel exposed and vulnerable when having a shit so are looking to you to protect him if something happens
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it
I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do
I love this about my local community group, people even post videos of dogs shitting on their gardens asking if anyone recognises the dog and owner "
this is why I make my dog wear shades.  |
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"Why does my dog stare me out when taking a shit?
He thumps his rear left leg when squeezing out and walks a bit meaning I have to pick up over a dog shit minefield.
Handled poo bags btw
I am sure it's because they feel exposed and vulnerable when having a shit so are looking to you to protect him if something happens
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This seems logical. I will test it with a paradox approach and charge him at full tilt during mid-delivery. |
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My dog is on steroids that have made him constipated, so I'm watching him, he's literally just grunted out a dump in a perfect ball shaped! Looks like a cricket ball my poor dogs bumhole is all I can say |
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"Why does my dog stare me out when taking a shit?
He thumps his rear left leg when squeezing out and walks a bit meaning I have to pick up over a dog shit minefield.
Handled poo bags btw
I am sure it's because they feel exposed and vulnerable when having a shit so are looking to you to protect him if something happens
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This seems logical. I will test it with a paradox approach and charge him at full tilt during mid-delivery."
Do you have a cat? Maybe throw the cat at him instead then suddenly dive in to save him from the impact |
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it
I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do
I love this about my local community group, people even post videos of dogs shitting on their gardens asking if anyone recognises the dog and owner this is why I make my dog wear shades. "
I like the cut of your jib |
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"Why does my dog stare me out when taking a shit?
He thumps his rear left leg when squeezing out and walks a bit meaning I have to pick up over a dog shit minefield.
Handled poo bags btw
I am sure it's because they feel exposed and vulnerable when having a shit so are looking to you to protect him if something happens
.
This seems logical. I will test it with a paradox approach and charge him at full tilt during mid-delivery.
Do you have a cat? Maybe throw the cat at him instead then suddenly dive in to save him from the impact "
Cat died so we got a dog! |
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"Why does my dog stare me out when taking a shit?
He thumps his rear left leg when squeezing out and walks a bit meaning I have to pick up over a dog shit minefield.
Handled poo bags btw
I am sure it's because they feel exposed and vulnerable when having a shit so are looking to you to protect him if something happens
.
This seems logical. I will test it with a paradox approach and charge him at full tilt during mid-delivery.
Do you have a cat? Maybe throw the cat at him instead then suddenly dive in to save him from the impact
Cat died so we got a dog!"
Oh shit
Do the neighbours have a cat? Would they let you borrow it? |
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I love this about my local community group, people even post videos of dogs shitting on their gardens asking if anyone recognises the dog and owner "
Best way is to shoot the dogs concerned.
Owners will soon make themselves known to you! |
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I have answer to why there's carry handles. One genius owner tied it to the lead so had his dog walking it's own shit, the shitbag was swaying midway between him and doggo. It was the most degrading thing I've seen, apart from reading words like anyone ever and damp towel. |
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Can only use dog poo bags with handles. I'm lucky that my 2 dogs don't very often poo in the streets. But if they I pick it (with bag) and place it in a bin as soon many people can't be bothered to take their bins in |
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it
I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do
I love this about my local community group, people even post videos of dogs shitting on their gardens asking if anyone recognises the dog and owner this is why I make my dog wear shades. "
Even better if you wear the shades |
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By *aizyWoman 38 weeks ago
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it
I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do
I love this about my local community group, people even post videos of dogs shitting on their gardens asking if anyone recognises the dog and owner this is why I make my dog wear shades.
Even better if you wear the shades "
Even better if they both wear those fake glasses with a moustache!
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it
I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do
I love this about my local community group, people even post videos of dogs shitting on their gardens asking if anyone recognises the dog and owner this is why I make my dog wear shades.
Even better if you wear the shades
Even better if they both wear those fake glasses with a moustache!
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It's not what I was getting at but your idea sounds much better |
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By *aizyWoman 38 weeks ago
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it
I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do
I love this about my local community group, people even post videos of dogs shitting on their gardens asking if anyone recognises the dog and owner this is why I make my dog wear shades.
Even better if you wear the shades
Even better if they both wear those fake glasses with a moustache!
It's not what I was getting at but your idea sounds much better"
I realised that when I posted it I just couldn't be bothered to delete it, the thought of a dog wearing fake glasses and a moustache amused me!  |
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it
I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do
I love this about my local community group, people even post videos of dogs shitting on their gardens asking if anyone recognises the dog and owner this is why I make my dog wear shades.
Even better if you wear the shades
Even better if they both wear those fake glasses with a moustache!
It's not what I was getting at but your idea sounds much better
I realised that when I posted it I just couldn't be bothered to delete it, the thought of a dog wearing fake glasses and a moustache amused me! "
I can't get the vision out of my head now |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"I have a german shepherd so bin liners are always good lol
Yes, that's all good but do you own a dog?"
No i just follow around an actual german with his flock  |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"I don’t pick them up I leave them and then check the local village Facebook group for the posts complaining about it
I know people enjoy complaining so it’s the least I can do
I love this about my local community group, people even post videos of dogs shitting on their gardens asking if anyone recognises the dog and owner this is why I make my dog wear shades.
Even better if you wear the shades "
no one knows me. Everyone knows the dog. I have no name other than Celia's owner. |
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Recently had the dubious pleasure of having to pull a sock out of my dogs backside after he half pooed and then couldn’t poo the rest
Looked at me in absolute disgust during the act
He does love eating socks and boxer shorts  |
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"Recently had the dubious pleasure of having to pull a sock out of my dogs backside after he half pooed and then couldn’t poo the rest
Looked at me in absolute disgust during the act
He does love eating socks and boxer shorts "
Funky magic trick! Makes a change from the old rabbit in a hat routine |
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"Recently had the dubious pleasure of having to pull a sock out of my dogs backside after he half pooed and then couldn’t poo the rest
Looked at me in absolute disgust during the act
He does love eating socks and boxer shorts
Funky magic trick! Makes a change from the old rabbit in a hat routine"
BGT here we come, Sam and his amazing dog reappearing sock trick |
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"Recently had the dubious pleasure of having to pull a sock out of my dogs backside after he half pooed and then couldn’t poo the rest
Looked at me in absolute disgust during the act
He does love eating socks and boxer shorts
Funky magic trick! Makes a change from the old rabbit in a hat routine
BGT here we come, Sam and his amazing dog reappearing sock trick "
With an ass like the middle of Lidl....two man tent, migwelder and a microwavable egg cup incoming |
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My dog is an asshole 
She's usually very good with solid poops. But I did get home at 1am Friday morning to a horrible wet mess. But at least she was polite enough to open the door to a room with lino rather than let her butt explode on carpet |
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"Recently had the dubious pleasure of having to pull a sock out of my dogs backside after he half pooed and then couldn’t poo the rest
Looked at me in absolute disgust during the act
He does love eating socks and boxer shorts
Funky magic trick! Makes a change from the old rabbit in a hat routine
BGT here we come, Sam and his amazing dog reappearing sock trick
With an ass like the middle of Lidl....two man tent, migwelder and a microwavable egg cup incoming "
I’ll see if he objects |
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