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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple 47 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Stirring your tea.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 47 weeks ago

North West

Roller-ing the emulsion onto the wall

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 47 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Cleaning your teeth.

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By *parkle1974Woman 47 weeks ago

Leeds

A can opener

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 47 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Signalling to a passing boat.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Toilet roll holder

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By *illy IdolMan 47 weeks ago

Midlands

Aerating your lawn

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By *adyBugsWoman 47 weeks ago

cognito

Signing letters

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple 47 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Storing your fisherman’s friends

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

In a BMW

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By *adyBugsWoman 47 weeks ago

cognito

Buttering your bread

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By *ellhungvweMan 47 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Breaking open coconuts.

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By *aizyWoman 47 weeks ago

west midlands

A holder for your ring doughnuts.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 47 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

For some men on here...putting it in a woman FFS

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By *bi HaiveMan 47 weeks ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Swatting mosquitoes

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By *orthtosouthMan 47 weeks ago

Sheffield

Locking your door at night

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By *pthemanorMan 47 weeks ago

Abingdon on Thames

A meat thermometer

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple 47 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Poking a bear

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 47 weeks ago

North West

Meat temperature tester

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 47 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"A holder for your ring doughnuts."

You can't say 'ring' it will make me laugh. It's like talking about car accidents and Skidmarks

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By *ild_oatsMan 47 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

A presenter on Top Gear

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Fan

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By *jonesMan 47 weeks ago

Plymouth

Blowing up a bicycle tyre

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By *r_reusMan 47 weeks ago

Coventry

Playing the piano.

Your penis can become a pianist.

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By *MCMan 47 weeks ago

London/EA

Running the country… weird job to give one, especially when he already hold the title for being the biggest bellend too!

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By *aizyWoman 47 weeks ago

west midlands

"A holder for your ring doughnuts.

You can't say 'ring' it will make me laugh. It's like talking about car accidents and Skidmarks"

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 47 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Stopping traffic.

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By *obilebottomMan 47 weeks ago

All over

Unblocking the sink

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Making pretty “finger” paintings

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By *estarossa.Woman 47 weeks ago

Flagrante

Radio aerial

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By *bi HaiveMan 47 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Fidget spinner

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By *obilebottomMan 47 weeks ago

All over

Fly catcher (must be rubbed with soda and vinegar first)

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By *aizyWoman 47 weeks ago

west midlands

A shoe horn.

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By *ust MikeMan 47 weeks ago

Yaxley

Checking your car oil level

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By *estarossa.Woman 47 weeks ago

Flagrante

Paint mixer

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By *loomy GirlWoman 47 weeks ago

leicester

Mopping the floor

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Doing push-ups

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 47 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Predicting the future.

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By *hitemagic86Man 47 weeks ago

oldbury

Axel stand

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Cleaning out my lugs (ears to non-Scottish peeps)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 47 weeks ago

Central

Dish and car washing tool

Arse spanker

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 47 weeks ago

Wirral.

As a divining rod to locate all the wee, sorry, "squirt"

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan 47 weeks ago

Willenhall

Metronome.

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By *TG3Man 47 weeks ago

Dorchester

A baton for organising the Royal philharmonic orchestra

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 47 weeks ago

Leeds

I like to use mine to jetwash the car.

The mr

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By *andadbodMan 47 weeks ago

Liverpool

can opener

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By *eliWoman 47 weeks ago

Typing out a thread on the forum.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Stirring rod in a blender.

Nuclear fuel rod.

Battery in a dildo.

Sundial.

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman 47 weeks ago

La La Land

Drain unblocker

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 47 weeks ago

Southampton

Coat hook

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By *ittle. BeaverWoman 47 weeks ago

Launceston

A draft excluder

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By *irty-pairCouple 47 weeks ago

Essex

Dibber

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

A road traffic sign.

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By *anther81Man 47 weeks ago

Drogheda

Measuring tool for sky remotes, deodorant cans etc.

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By *ddie1966Man 47 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Putting the holes in the topof apple pies.

They won't let me do that job again....

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman 47 weeks ago

Glasgow

Waving at the neighbours

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By *onameyet2Man 47 weeks ago

chorley

"In a BMW"

Thought they drove Audis now?

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By *onameyet2Man 47 weeks ago

chorley

Worrying sheep

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

"Waving at the neighbours"

How would you wave back? Hahahha

....

Turning the page of a book

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By *UFSWoman 47 weeks ago

belfast

Measuring everyday objects like sky remote controls and lynx cans

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By *havennaturistsCouple 47 weeks ago

Banff

A suppository, or in extreme cases a back scratcher.

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By *avexxMan 47 weeks ago

cheshire

looking round corners,, knocking nails in.

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By *onameyet2Man 47 weeks ago

chorley

Doing a threeway hand puppet show for the kid’s birthday party

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By *ainsb1Man 47 weeks ago

North Lincs/S.Yorks

Making someone pregnant

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By *ruceyyMan 47 weeks ago

London

Lockpicking

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By *a LunaWoman 47 weeks ago

South Wales

Grab rail

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple 47 weeks ago

Norwichish

I’ve had problems at Riley’s pool hall before. Think it was when I was snookered on the pink they got upset.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan 47 weeks ago

Okehampton

Emotional support pet.

Actually, that’s not that unusual

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple 47 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Knocking on the front door at your next fab meet.

Marc

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By *ChubsMan 47 weeks ago

Avisford Park Hotel Mon 27th & Tues 28th

Milk frother

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman 47 weeks ago

Glasgow

Sore throat massager

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By *ornucopiaMan 47 weeks ago

Bexley

"Cleaning your teeth. "

Make sure the neck of the jar they are cleaned in is wide enough not to induce an embarrassing A and E visit.

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By *olace50Man 47 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

A Microphone used to announce the opening of your village fete

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

A distance measurement tool.

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By *educing_EmCouple 47 weeks ago

Tipperary

Meat tenderiser

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By *elix SightedMan 47 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Puppet show

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By *educing_EmCouple 47 weeks ago

Tipperary

Holder for tiny Cocktail umbrellas

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By *atter3127Man 47 weeks ago

stoke on trent

A cold and flu remedy.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Salt shaker

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 47 weeks ago

Central

"A cold and flu remedy."

Plus Covid remedy too

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Rolling pin

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By *heekyDemandCouple 47 weeks ago

Leicester

Hammering in nails

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By *axFactaMan 47 weeks ago

Wirral

Sent as part of a greeting message in place of a face photo

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By *mf123Man 47 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

To clear ear wax

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By *ocksareoffMan 47 weeks ago

Out n About

Using it as a dibber in the garden

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

"A holder for your ring doughnuts."

That one made me laugh! Nice!

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By *elix SightedMan 47 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Thermometer

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By *olfandtazCouple 47 weeks ago

Bristol

Tying shoelaces

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By *ty31Man 47 weeks ago

NW London

Medieval Jousting

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By *coobyABCMan 47 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Coat peg

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By *irldnCouple 47 weeks ago

Brighton

Based on Fab photos replacement TV Remote or Cardboard Toilet Role!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Shimming a door frame

Tyre depth gauge

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By *a LunaWoman 47 weeks ago

South Wales

A joystick. I mean they kind of are already, but I mean in the gaming sense.

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By *ocksareoffMan 47 weeks ago

Out n About

"Based on Fab photos replacement TV Remote or Cardboard Toilet Role!"

You forgot the can of Lynx Africa

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Tyre tread depth gauge

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Scarecrow

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple 47 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Sundial

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

A doorstop

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 47 weeks ago

chichester

Letting your Nan use it as a book marker when she reads Agatha Christie

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By *iasubTV/TS 47 weeks ago

Ilkeston

As a fly swatter

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 47 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I make mine do the bins ....

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By *litlicker77Man 47 weeks ago

dirty old town

Fucking your own wife

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By *andy 1Couple 47 weeks ago

northeast

flag pole

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By *LxxMan 47 weeks ago

Sheffield

I use mine as door stop

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By *ickshawedCouple 47 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Draught excluder

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By *irldnCouple 47 weeks ago

Brighton

"Letting your Nan use it as a book marker when she reads Agatha Christie "

That's just sooooo wrong! What is she doing reading Agatha Christie!

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

To wave out your window angrily at cars that cut you off.

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By *onameyet2Man 47 weeks ago

chorley

Stand on a turntable and it’s a weather cock

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By *eralt80Man 47 weeks ago

cork

Punching the cores out of apples

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By *onameyet2Man 47 weeks ago

chorley

"Punching the cores out of apples"

Can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Out board motor substitute

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By *mashingPumpkinMan 47 weeks ago

Carmarthen

Mayonnaise dispenser

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By *ermite12ukMan 47 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Prime Minister.

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By *ChubsMan 47 weeks ago

Avisford Park Hotel Mon 27th & Tues 28th

Flag pole

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

Scratching pole for a cat

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Pointing the way to San José.

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By *annyDanielleMan 46 weeks ago

Street, Somerset

Conducting an orchestra. Last Night of the Proms will never be the same again.

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By *ex HolesMan 46 weeks ago

Up North

Holding £1.32 in 2p’s down your foreskin

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 46 weeks ago

Central

Towing peg

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By *atinbootsTV/TS 46 weeks ago

Market Rasen

Stop thinking singularly… get four real fit guys and get them to hold onto one another and you’ve got your own human drone. Might not fly so well… x

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By *TK421-Man 46 weeks ago

Cheltenham

A book mark.

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

Sword fighting

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By *andaloriansCouple 46 weeks ago

Malvern

Sniping some unsuspecting fool from the top of a multistory

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Waving around to attract the female of the species.

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By *zippyMan 46 weeks ago

Wexford

Gavel

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By *amhorniestMan 46 weeks ago

Surrey

Being a flavour for soup

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By *alm_one4Man 46 weeks ago

RM16

Stirring your tea

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By *he Vital SparkMan 46 weeks ago

Preston

To run the country

, not so unusual after all

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

To accompany your mortar if you misplace your pestle.

PS If crushing dried chillies, a condom full of natural yoghurt will soothe you afterwards

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 46 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

A Therapet

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By *educing_EmCouple 46 weeks ago

Tipperary

Every time I see this thread I read it as what an unusual penis

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

"Every time I see this thread I read it as what an unusual penis

Same here

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple 45 weeks ago

Staffordshire

A telescope

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By *amie HantsWoman 45 weeks ago

Atlantis

Spreading butter on thick white bread to make a bacon sandwich

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 45 weeks ago

North West

"Spreading butter on thick white bread to make a bacon sandwich "

For the centre of a sausage roll

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By *ildbillkidMan 45 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Changing the tv stations when measuring

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By *ear in the chairMan 45 weeks ago

yeah there

"Poking a bear"

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By *smith87Man 45 weeks ago

totton

Measuring device for TV remote

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

A kickstand for when your legs get tired

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By *ocksareoffMan 45 weeks ago

Out n About

Door bump stop

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By *rjay224Man 45 weeks ago

up north

Towel holder

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 45 weeks ago

Southampton

Tape measure

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

Worm from Dune

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By *ensualbicockMan 45 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Mashing Potatoes or Mixing cake mix

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 45 weeks ago

London

Harry Potter’s new magical wand

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 45 weeks ago

London

Gear level

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By *oddess NailaWoman 45 weeks ago

London & Edinburgh

Using it as a beauty blender for my foundation …. Or slap it against the cheeks to dad on some blusher

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

Peeing in the snow trying to Wright your name

That's art is it not ANDY

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

Towing a car.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 45 weeks ago

Central

Intubation device

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 45 weeks ago

Central

A sex toy for a man with a dodgy cock, who pursued some of the ideas here

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By *TG3Man 45 weeks ago

Dorchester

Towel rail

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By *pthemanorMan 45 weeks ago

Abingdon on Thames

Church tower at a naturist model village.

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By *unglevipsCouple 45 weeks ago

Somerset

Screw driver

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

A ‘read receipt’ in an email

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By *rs grumpyWoman 45 weeks ago

motherwell

In our house, Mr would probably say shagging.

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By *ndtheswingersMan 45 weeks ago

colchester

To measure cans of lynx or sky remotes

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By *rispyDuckMan 45 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

If it’s long enough, could use it as a skip rope to workout lol

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

"To measure cans of lynx or sky remotes"

Haha.

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By *ChubsMan 45 weeks ago

Avisford Park Hotel Mon 27th & Tues 28th

Sex! Definitely an unusual use for it currently

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By *UFSWoman 45 weeks ago

belfast

"Sword fighting

Cock fighting

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

Windmill

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By *umalotagainMan 45 weeks ago

a town called malice

Dialling a rotary phone

That would be like a dic ta phone

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

Pendulum

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 45 weeks ago

North West

"Dialling a rotary phone

That would be like a dic ta phone "

Chapeaux, dear chap

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By *uddy laneMan 45 weeks ago

dudley

Making a meal out of one, slap it inbetween a bread roll a splash of mustard and ketchup and serve on a plate.

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple 44 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Ringing the doorbell at Jamie Hants penthouse apartment.

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By *ad NannaWoman 44 weeks ago

East London

Cleaning sweetcorn out of a bumhole.

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By *rdimpsMan 44 weeks ago

Hull

Filling a pram.

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