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I must just be tasty.....
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"Bite the size of a third nipple under my armpit! Bloody Spiders! 
You are so calm, about the spider!!"
I'm good with spiders, they're incredible creatures. I only wish they'd keep themselves to themselves and not take sneaky nibbles of me when I'm asleep.  |
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"Bite the size of a third nipple under my armpit! Bloody Spiders!
You are so calm, about the spider!!
I'm good with spiders, they're incredible creatures. I only wish they'd keep themselves to themselves and not take sneaky nibbles of me when I'm asleep. "
Incredible if you say so!! Totally agree, go house sit somewhere else!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"Bite the size of a third nipple under my armpit! Bloody Spiders!
You are so calm, about the spider!!
I'm good with spiders, they're incredible creatures. I only wish they'd keep themselves to themselves and not take sneaky nibbles of me when I'm asleep.
Incredible if you say so!! Totally agree, go house sit somewhere else! "
House sit somewhere else?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"*checks distance away from OP and breathes sigh of relief! "
You've nothing to be concerned about. Whatever sneaky little creepy that bit me if stuffed now. Probably hibinate for a year now sleeping that meal off! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman 38 weeks ago
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"Need it kissing better?
No. It might not be a bite. It might be, like, spider babies about to emerge. Not worth the risk.
J"
Good point.
I retract the question...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"Could have been worse.
Could have been your bellend or your bollocks.....
You say that, but it's happened before. 
And this is why we check the dunny before we go *nods*"
I do that too. But they're so damn crafty! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"Need it kissing better?
I would but, no. It's a nasty one. I don't have any on my willy though... 
In that case... willy it is "
you naughty sexy woman. |
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