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How much was my chippy tea?
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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Requested by _obilebottom 
King rib
2x red puddings
Chicken nuggets
Tub of curry sauce
Bottle of brown sauce
Winner gets a prize (I haven’t decided what yet) |
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By *eliWoman 38 weeks ago
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"What's a red pudding? Never heard of that before!
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Seconding this. Also; how many nuggets? How large a curry sauce tub? A bottle of brown sauce like one you buy at a supermarket? Your chippy is weird. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"What's a red pudding? Never heard of that before!
J"
Think black pudding but it’s red and tastes completely different.
I’m not actually sure what it is but it tastes nice |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"What's a red pudding? Never heard of that before!
J
Seconding this. Also; how many nuggets? How large a curry sauce tub? A bottle of brown sauce like one you buy at a supermarket? Your chippy is weird."
8 nugs
Small
Just a small one
I wasn’t ready for all the shaming   |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"I think the more pressing question is where the fuck are your chips in your chippy tea? 
They’re all suppers! Is that what you call them down there? "
I call it dinner!
Oh, and I would say £15.50. what's my prize?  |
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"Chippy tea In Yorkshire is … fish chips and mushy peas…and scraps….never heard of ribs or red pudding at a chippy ??"
And a rib apparrently is a sweetened patty of minced pork that is fried or deep-fried  |
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By *eliWoman 38 weeks ago
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"What's a red pudding? Never heard of that before!
J
Seconding this. Also; how many nuggets? How large a curry sauce tub? A bottle of brown sauce like one you buy at a supermarket? Your chippy is weird.
8 nugs
Small
Just a small one
I wasn’t ready for all the shaming "
I don't want to shame you because it'll be October soon and you have great mask photos but honestly, Scotland are really failing on the chippy tea front.  |
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"What's a red pudding? Never heard of that before!
J
Seconding this. Also; how many nuggets? How large a curry sauce tub? A bottle of brown sauce like one you buy at a supermarket? Your chippy is weird.
8 nugs
Small
Just a small one
I wasn’t ready for all the shaming "
No shaming, good to know this things. I visit Scotland a lot. I want to know what to order if I am going to the chippy  |
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"What's a red pudding? Never heard of that before!
J
I think is similar to a saveloy in Scotland "
They have saveloy in England as well 
Lung sausage mmmm
I used to love a saveloy and chips until I found out what they are made of 
Large cod and chips please with curry sauce. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"I think the more pressing question is where the fuck are your chips in your chippy tea?
They’re all suppers! Is that what you call them down there?
I call it dinner!
Oh, and I would say £15.50. what's my prize? "
Damn! The chip shops round your way much be cheap  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"What's a red pudding? Never heard of that before!
J
Seconding this. Also; how many nuggets? How large a curry sauce tub? A bottle of brown sauce like one you buy at a supermarket? Your chippy is weird.
8 nugs
Small
Just a small one
I wasn’t ready for all the shaming
I don't want to shame you because it'll be October soon and you have great mask photos but honestly, Scotland are really failing on the chippy tea front. "
I realise this now Meli |
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"I think the more pressing question is where the fuck are your chips in your chippy tea?
They’re all suppers! Is that what you call them down there?
I call it dinner!
Oh, and I would say £15.50. what's my prize?
Damn! The chip shops round your way much be cheap "
Was it one king rib supper or two? |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"I think the more pressing question is where the fuck are your chips in your chippy tea?
They’re all suppers! Is that what you call them down there?
I call it dinner!
Oh, and I would say £15.50. what's my prize?
Damn! The chip shops round your way much be cheap "
I mean, the main event is fried, batter pork mince. How expensive could it be? Ok, I'll stop being mean now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"I am doing a bit of research on this and looking at some statistical averages and will come back with a price aproximation "
By research he means asking me the price, he’s disqualified! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"I think the more pressing question is where the fuck are your chips in your chippy tea?
They’re all suppers! Is that what you call them down there?
I call it dinner!
Oh, and I would say £15.50. what's my prize?
Damn! The chip shops round your way much be cheap
I mean, the main event is fried, batter pork mince. How expensive could it be? Ok, I'll stop being mean now "
Oh we’re going to fall out joe! |
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"I am doing a bit of research on this and looking at some statistical averages and will come back with a price aproximation
By research he means asking me the price, he’s disqualified! "
I am busy keeping an eye as to whether the thread is moved to the games forum anyway. Funny thread though OP. |
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"Can't be bothered to read above. I hope the answer isn't given and I look a bigger bellend than I already am.
£31.60"
Not bad guess but you may have fallen of the cliff. Do you remember that game on the telly? |
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"£30.56 and an old button from the bottom of your purse?
And where were the chips?! THE CHIPS, GODDAMN IT!!!!!
It was explained it is a King ribs supper which does come with chips "
So what's a king ribs supper? Ribs and chips? |
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"£30.56 and an old button from the bottom of your purse?
And where were the chips?! THE CHIPS, GODDAMN IT!!!!!
It was explained it is a King ribs supper which does come with chips "
I'll confess to not having read the full thread |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"£30.56 and an old button from the bottom of your purse?
And where were the chips?! THE CHIPS, GODDAMN IT!!!!!
It was explained it is a King ribs supper which does come with chips "
Oooh I didn't know that! Apologies Mrs Shiv |
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"I love the fact that not a single person on the thread has the same understanding of what this meal is - every chippy in the country dances to a different tune!"
Ahem. I know red pudding and suppers, so that’s incorrect |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"I love the fact that not a single person on the thread has the same understanding of what this meal is - every chippy in the country dances to a different tune!"
Exactly, try asking for a chip cob in Manchester. No clue what you're on about |
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"Chippy tea In Yorkshire is … fish chips and mushy peas…and scraps….never heard of ribs or red pudding at a chippy ??
And a rib apparrently is a sweetened patty of minced pork that is fried or deep-fried "
Fuck me, I'm learning about foreign cuisine tonight |
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By *sWyldWoman 38 weeks ago
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"£30.56 and an old button from the bottom of your purse?
And where were the chips?! THE CHIPS, GODDAMN IT!!!!!
It was explained it is a King ribs supper which does come with chips
So what's a king ribs supper? Ribs and chips?"
It's meat that's flavoured and probably only about 10% actual meat, covered in batter and deep fried. They are pretty grim except when d*unk or hungover really but they are popular |
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"I love the fact that not a single person on the thread has the same understanding of what this meal is - every chippy in the country dances to a different tune!
Exactly, try asking for a chip cob in Manchester. No clue what you're on about "
I don't believe we're allowed to start a fresh discussion about the correct name for a circular bread thingy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"Chippy tea In Yorkshire is … fish chips and mushy peas…and scraps….never heard of ribs or red pudding at a chippy ??
And a rib apparrently is a sweetened patty of minced pork that is fried or deep-fried
Fuck me, I'm learning about foreign cuisine tonight "
I’ll treat you to one Mrs KC. Just don’t read what MsWyld said below  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"I love the fact that not a single person on the thread has the same understanding of what this meal is - every chippy in the country dances to a different tune!"
You tell them! |
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By *sWyldWoman 38 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
"Chippy tea In Yorkshire is … fish chips and mushy peas…and scraps….never heard of ribs or red pudding at a chippy ??
And a rib apparrently is a sweetened patty of minced pork that is fried or deep-fried
Fuck me, I'm learning about foreign cuisine tonight
I’ll treat you to one Mrs KC. Just don’t read what MsWyld said below "
I'm just a chippy snob really |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"Chippy tea In Yorkshire is … fish chips and mushy peas…and scraps….never heard of ribs or red pudding at a chippy ??
And a rib apparrently is a sweetened patty of minced pork that is fried or deep-fried
Fuck me, I'm learning about foreign cuisine tonight
I’ll treat you to one Mrs KC. Just don’t read what MsWyld said below
I'm just a chippy snob really "
It was chippy brown sauce by the way. I hope that’s earned me some respect back |
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By *sWyldWoman 38 weeks ago
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"Chippy tea In Yorkshire is … fish chips and mushy peas…and scraps….never heard of ribs or red pudding at a chippy ??
And a rib apparrently is a sweetened patty of minced pork that is fried or deep-fried
Fuck me, I'm learning about foreign cuisine tonight
I’ll treat you to one Mrs KC. Just don’t read what MsWyld said below
I'm just a chippy snob really
It was chippy brown sauce by the way. I hope that’s earned me some respect back "
Oh yes, definitely! Magical stuff.
Now I want a chip roll with sauce |
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"Chippy tea In Yorkshire is … fish chips and mushy peas…and scraps….never heard of ribs or red pudding at a chippy ??
And a rib apparrently is a sweetened patty of minced pork that is fried or deep-fried
Fuck me, I'm learning about foreign cuisine tonight
I’ll treat you to one Mrs KC. Just don’t read what MsWyld said below "
D'ya think it'll do well as a soup? I'm still struggling to swallow n stuff |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"Chippy tea In Yorkshire is … fish chips and mushy peas…and scraps….never heard of ribs or red pudding at a chippy ??
And a rib apparrently is a sweetened patty of minced pork that is fried or deep-fried
Fuck me, I'm learning about foreign cuisine tonight
I’ll treat you to one Mrs KC. Just don’t read what MsWyld said below
D'ya think it'll do well as a soup? I'm still struggling to swallow n stuff "
As long as I don’t have to watch you eat it, it should be grand |
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"Requested by _obilebottom
King rib
2x red puddings
Chicken nuggets
Tub of curry sauce
Bottle of brown sauce
Winner gets a prize (I haven’t decided what yet) "
Mrs Shiv! What a….. ‘unique’ combo 
But you’re hot so I’ll let it slide. Yes, I’m that shallow.
As it’s north of the border and 6,000 miles from London, I was going to guess £3.80. But my actual guess is £29.85 |
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By *bi HaiveMan 38 weeks ago
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"I love the fact that not a single person on the thread has the same understanding of what this meal is - every chippy in the country dances to a different tune!
You tell them! "
I'd have understood if you'd have mentioned deep fried Mars bars. |
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"I can’t be arsed to scroll through, do we know the answer yet, I do hope this isn’t going to end up like the last time. "
I am sure the OP will reveal the answer, hopefully before the thread is closed. |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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Ok let’s go and yes I have cheated and how I cheated is a googled a chip shop price list big brain me
I may not be dead on the money but I be damm close as
King rib supper £5.60
Red pudding 2.40 each total 4.80
Curry sauce 1.60
Brown suce 1.25
£13.25p
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"Ok let’s go and yes I have cheated and how I cheated is a googled a chip shop price list big brain me
I may not be dead on the money but I be damm close as
King rib supper £5.60
Red pudding 2.40 each total 4.80
Curry sauce 1.60
Brown suce 1.25
£13.25p
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Missed the chicken nuggets 3.80
So 17.05 |
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"It was a takeaway...not a chippy dinner (I'm not calling it a hot drink).
Anyhoo, I'm saying £12.00, cos you live in Scotland and everything is much cheaper up there."
I am not allowed to reveal the price but from what the OP had revealed so far is close to £31.60 but under that. Hope this helps. |
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"It was a takeaway...not a chippy dinner (I'm not calling it a hot drink).
Anyhoo, I'm saying £12.00, cos you live in Scotland and everything is much cheaper up there.
I am not allowed to reveal the price but from what the OP had revealed so far is close to £31.60 but under that. Hope this helps. "
I'm guessing red pudding is expensive up there then.
Or they bought Heinz sauce |
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"It was a takeaway...not a chippy dinner (I'm not calling it a hot drink).
Anyhoo, I'm saying £12.00, cos you live in Scotland and everything is much cheaper up there.
I am not allowed to reveal the price but from what the OP had revealed so far is close to £31.60 but under that. Hope this helps.
I'm guessing red pudding is expensive up there then.
Or they bought Heinz sauce "
All plutocrats I say nanna |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"It was a takeaway...not a chippy dinner (I'm not calling it a hot drink).
Anyhoo, I'm saying £12.00, cos you live in Scotland and everything is much cheaper up there."
I think my local chippy is ripping us off. |
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By *bi HaiveMan 38 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"It was a takeaway...not a chippy dinner (I'm not calling it a hot drink).
Anyhoo, I'm saying £12.00, cos you live in Scotland and everything is much cheaper up there.
I think my local chippy is ripping us off. "
Do we know the answer yet?
And can I change mine to 'Fife pounds'.......  |
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"It was a takeaway...not a chippy dinner (I'm not calling it a hot drink).
Anyhoo, I'm saying £12.00, cos you live in Scotland and everything is much cheaper up there.
I think my local chippy is ripping us off. "
I think they're making up some of this food stuff.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"It was a takeaway...not a chippy dinner (I'm not calling it a hot drink).
Anyhoo, I'm saying £12.00, cos you live in Scotland and everything is much cheaper up there.
I think my local chippy is ripping us off.
Do we know the answer yet?
And can I change mine to 'Fife pounds'....... "
Mrs KC’s answer was the closest. It was £30.40
Obi, some of the messages I’ve received off the back of this thread I didn’t know people had such strong feelings about it |
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By *bi HaiveMan 38 weeks ago
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"It was a takeaway...not a chippy dinner (I'm not calling it a hot drink).
Anyhoo, I'm saying £12.00, cos you live in Scotland and everything is much cheaper up there.
I think my local chippy is ripping us off.
Do we know the answer yet?
And can I change mine to 'Fife pounds'.......
Mrs KC’s answer was the closest. It was £30.40
Obi, some of the messages I’ve received off the back of this thread I didn’t know people had such strong feelings about it "
Everything sounded normal til 'red pudding'
Mind you. Try explaining spam fritters to some people........... 
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"It was a takeaway...not a chippy dinner (I'm not calling it a hot drink).
Anyhoo, I'm saying £12.00, cos you live in Scotland and everything is much cheaper up there.
I think my local chippy is ripping us off.
Do we know the answer yet?
And can I change mine to 'Fife pounds'.......
Mrs KC’s answer was the closest. It was £30.40
Obi, some of the messages I’ve received off the back of this thread I didn’t know people had such strong feelings about it
Everything sounded normal til 'red pudding'
Mind you. Try explaining spam fritters to some people...........
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Whoever made spam fritters a thing deserves jail time |
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"It was a takeaway...not a chippy dinner (I'm not calling it a hot drink).
Anyhoo, I'm saying £12.00, cos you live in Scotland and everything is much cheaper up there.
I think my local chippy is ripping us off.
Do we know the answer yet?
And can I change mine to 'Fife pounds'.......
Mrs KC’s answer was the closest. It was £30.40
Obi, some of the messages I’ve received off the back of this thread I didn’t know people had such strong feelings about it
Everything sounded normal til 'red pudding'
Mind you. Try explaining spam fritters to some people...........
Whoever made spam fritters a thing deserves jail time "
Mmmmm spam fritters (drools) |
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"Was it a bottle of Daddies sauce? That's what's usually sold in most Fife chippies
I'll guess around £30
This is an excellent guess. Exactly 4 minutes after the answer had been revealed!
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And still wasn’t closest hahaha |
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"Was it a bottle of Daddies sauce? That's what's usually sold in most Fife chippies
I'll guess around £30
This is an excellent guess. Exactly 4 minutes after the answer had been revealed!
Oh so it was haha ? I just jumped to newest and put my input in before I realised the big reveal had happened
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"What's a red pudding? Never heard of that before!
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Think black pudding but it’s red and tastes completely different.
I’m not actually sure what it is but it tastes nice "
Thinking it must be polony
It’s a sausage made up of all the butchery leftovers |
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Well we both add chippy tea last night at our loca.
Large fish & Chips with gravy
Small fish & Chips with peas
Cost £21:95,
So guessing yours about £19:50
Cheaper in Scotland.
So what is a Red pudding? |
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"It was a takeaway...not a chippy dinner (I'm not calling it a hot drink).
Anyhoo, I'm saying £12.00, cos you live in Scotland and everything is much cheaper up there.
I think my local chippy is ripping us off.
Do we know the answer yet?
And can I change mine to 'Fife pounds'.......
Mrs KC’s answer was the closest. It was £30.40
Obi, some of the messages I’ve received off the back of this thread I didn’t know people had such strong feelings about it "
Yay! I never win anything either
*Clears throat*
I'd like to thank my husband, my children, my colleagues, the guy who opens the door for me on the 3rd floor, the gym staff, my hairdresser and of course, I'd like to thank you all for being the very bestest.
*Makes peace sign*
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"It was a takeaway...not a chippy dinner (I'm not calling it a hot drink).
Anyhoo, I'm saying £12.00, cos you live in Scotland and everything is much cheaper up there.
I think my local chippy is ripping us off.
Do we know the answer yet?
And can I change mine to 'Fife pounds'.......
Mrs KC’s answer was the closest. It was £30.40
Obi, some of the messages I’ve received off the back of this thread I didn’t know people had such strong feelings about it
Yay! I never win anything either
*Clears throat*
I'd like to thank my husband, my children, my colleagues, the guy who opens the door for me on the 3rd floor, the gym staff, my hairdresser and of course, I'd like to thank you all for being the very bestest.
*Makes peace sign*
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Congratulations!
And well done for being so humble about it. If you could message me your address, so I know where to send your lifetime supply of red puddings and king ribs |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"It was a takeaway...not a chippy dinner (I'm not calling it a hot drink).
Anyhoo, I'm saying £12.00, cos you live in Scotland and everything is much cheaper up there.
I think my local chippy is ripping us off.
Do we know the answer yet?
And can I change mine to 'Fife pounds'.......
Mrs KC’s answer was the closest. It was £30.40
Obi, some of the messages I’ve received off the back of this thread I didn’t know people had such strong feelings about it "
Damm your chip shop robbing you blind my local chip shop it was 17 odd |
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"It was a takeaway...not a chippy dinner (I'm not calling it a hot drink).
Anyhoo, I'm saying £12.00, cos you live in Scotland and everything is much cheaper up there.
I think my local chippy is ripping us off.
Do we know the answer yet?
And can I change mine to 'Fife pounds'.......
Mrs KC’s answer was the closest. It was £30.40
Obi, some of the messages I’ve received off the back of this thread I didn’t know people had such strong feelings about it
Yay! I never win anything either
*Clears throat*
I'd like to thank my husband, my children, my colleagues, the guy who opens the door for me on the 3rd floor, the gym staff, my hairdresser and of course, I'd like to thank you all for being the very bestest.
*Makes peace sign*
Congratulations!
And well done for being so humble about it. If you could message me your address, so I know where to send your lifetime supply of red puddings and king ribs "
Please can you send it to:
Mrs KC
Kinky Castle
The Frozen North
RU5 3XY
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This thread taught me a lot about the cuisine of the people from north of The Wall.
But I've just learnt there's a new cafe in London specialising in this exotic cuisine. Truly you can every cuisine here! The ad promises me 'swally rolls' - Scottish friends, what can I expect??? |
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