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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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If Fab were to advertise on the radio how would it go? Here's my Ad attempt:
Are you looking for fun? Well Fab is the answer. Join Fab now and experience the things you really want. Fab has thousands of horny people just like you. Click on a profile, flirt and arrange a meet. Visit our website now and find out what you've been missing. (T&C's apply)  |
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Ad starts with front door opening and man shouting “Honey, I’m home!”
You hear rustling of bedsheets and a women’s voice urgently whispering “Fuck, he’s home early. You are going to have to climb out the window”.
Another man’s voice: “WTF? You told me you were single!”
Women’s voice : “Shut up and get out. I am Fab single”
A window slams shut and you all you can here is birdsong and then narrators voice:
“Bored of standing bollock naked on a window ledge and worried about hubby catching you with his Mrs? Join Fab and you can fuck her with his blessing and he will give you a five star veri as well!” |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"Ad starts with front door opening and man shouting “Honey, I’m home!”
You hear rustling of bedsheets and a women’s voice urgently whispering “Fuck, he’s home early. You are going to have to climb out the window”.
Another man’s voice: “WTF? You told me you were single!”
Women’s voice : “Shut up and get out. I am Fab single”
A window slams shut and you all you can here is birdsong and then narrators voice:
“Bored of standing bollock naked on a window ledge and worried about hubby catching you with his Mrs? Join Fab and you can fuck her with his blessing and he will give you a five star veri as well!”"
Thank you for typing the script I really meant! Fff'ing brilliant mate! |
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Calling all horny men!
Tired of being rejected but having nowhere to whine about it? Then join fabswingers!! With our forum you’ll have the free, yes free, opportunity to moan about all your woes with women, the site and all that unwarranted rejection.
Create an account now and you’ll be sending blurry dick pics to hotties in no time!
**Ts&Cs apply some anger may be induced you may find yourself blocked not everyone owes you a shag fabswingers is not a publicly traded company you may be expected to wash occasionally limited time promotion only. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"Calling all horny men!
Tired of being rejected but having nowhere to whine about it? Then join fabswingers!! With our forum you’ll have the free, yes free, opportunity to moan about all your woes with women, the site and all that unwarranted rejection.
Create an account now and you’ll be sending blurry dick pics to hotties in no time!
**Ts&Cs apply some anger may be induced you may find yourself blocked not everyone owes you a shag fabswingers is not a publicly traded company you may be expected to wash occasionally limited time promotion only."
Wash occasionally! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"Tired of your vanilla sex life?
Would like to spice things up a bit?
Then join Fab, where we have thousands of like minded members, who can rub it in your face on what you're missing out on"
That's the fantasy side of the site on hotpics! |
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"Tired of your vanilla sex life?
Would like to spice things up a bit?
Then join Fab, where we have thousands of like minded members, who can rub it in your face on what you're missing out on
That's the fantasy side of the site on hotpics! "
Very true. One day we'll get there. One day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"Tired of your vanilla sex life?
Would like to spice things up a bit?
Then join Fab, where we have thousands of like minded members, who can rub it in your face on what you're missing out on
That's the fantasy side of the site on hotpics!
Very true. One day we'll get there. One day"
I admire your optimism Sir. |
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Tired of swiping left and right on boring old dating sites, join fab, where you can chat to endless picture less profiles, and loads of single men posing as couples chat openly about meeting, then find yourselves blanked after 2 weeks..
Fab, where hard work gets you frustrated!!
Fab!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago
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"Great face for radio 
Trouble with Fab is a lot of people have a perfect photoshopped face for tv! great user name btw. 
Too kind  "
I'm kind to everyone. Even if they do have the physique I used to have before discovering beer! |
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"Calling all horny men!
Tired of being rejected but having nowhere to whine about it? Then join fabswingers!! With our forum you’ll have the free, yes free, opportunity to moan about all your woes with women, the site and all that unwarranted rejection.
Create an account now and you’ll be sending blurry dick pics to hotties in no time!
**Ts&Cs apply some anger may be induced you may find yourself blocked not everyone owes you a shag fabswingers is not a publicly traded company you may be expected to wash occasionally limited time promotion only."
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Looking to feel real low?! Join fab today and bask at the amount of others having lots of casual hot sex while you bask on women who live hundreds of miles away!
Fabswingers, the bringers of bluebell stingers |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"Tired of swiping left and right on boring old dating sites, join fab, where you can chat to endless picture less profiles, and loads of single men posing as couples chat openly about meeting, then find yourselves blanked after 2 weeks..
Fab, where hard work gets you frustrated!!
Fab!!!
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Content could be almost anything but make sure that there is a disclaimer at the end,read out at high speed because air time costs money.
"Termsandconditionsapply, seefabswingerswebsitefordetails,couplesmayactuallybesinglemen,straightmenlikelytobebent,cokpicturesmaydisappointinreallife" |
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"Content could be almost anything but make sure that there is a disclaimer at the end,read out at high speed because air time costs money.
"Termsandconditionsapply, seefabswingerswebsitefordetails,couplesmayactuallybesinglemen,straightmenlikelytobebent,cokpicturesmaydisappointinreallife""
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