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Funniest local update right now
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Share your funniest local update.
For me it is
"I’ve decided to be a lesbian men are time wasters from dating to sex. All wasting my time I’m like bye !! So only women message me"
It's cool that sexuality is so easy to choose, like selecting the difficulty in a videogame |
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"This one guy who's very horny and just needs one lady to come and bounce on him and leave a good verification  he promises they won't be disappointed. "
What are you waiting for?
This could be your lucky day |
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"This one guy who's very horny and just needs one lady to come and bounce on him and leave a good verification he promises they won't be disappointed.
What are you waiting for?
This could be your lucky day "
Already messaged him  |
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"This one guy who's very horny and just needs one lady to come and bounce on him and leave a good verification he promises they won't be disappointed.
Is that me? I feel attacked
Oops, sorry  "
To be fair I would just really like great sex myself. That's all! That's all! |
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"It was taken down a day or so ago..
"Legs are staying firmly shut for now thanks to a dirty cock. If you say your cock is clean, make sure it is!""
This is absolute gold. Why would anyone want to overshare like this?? |
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"This one guy who's very horny and just needs one lady to come and bounce on him and leave a good verification he promises they won't be disappointed. "
Honestly this sounds like a once in a lifetime opportunity for a lucky lady. Any lady by the sound of it. I imagine he's balls deep right now! |
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"This one guy who's very horny and just needs one lady to come and bounce on him and leave a good verification he promises they won't be disappointed.
Honestly this sounds like a once in a lifetime opportunity for a lucky lady. Any lady by the sound of it. I imagine he's balls deep right now!"
Well; you know how easy it is for a guy to find women in Fab…… |
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I love a rummage through my local updates, there's always something to make me chuckle.
Aside from the horny now, fun now, and explicit sex toy vs gentials pictures.
There's a guy looking for a window fitter.
Of all the places to seek someone to sort your fixtures, I can't imagine using fab for this.
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There was a series of comical updates from a woman asking to borrow someone's PS5 for 2 weeks Then there were a few annoyed posts ranting how guys kept letting her down regarding the PS5. I couldn't resist posting a status saying how I was enjoying playing my PS5
Apparently she's now playing Final Fantasy so this one seems to have a happy ending. |
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"There was a series of comical updates from a woman asking to borrow someone's PS5 for 2 weeks Then there were a few annoyed posts ranting how guys kept letting her down regarding the PS5. I couldn't resist posting a status saying how I was enjoying playing my PS5
Apparently she's now playing Final Fantasy so this one seems to have a happy ending."
Wonder if it will be returned after the 2 weeks ? |
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"There was a series of comical updates from a woman asking to borrow someone's PS5 for 2 weeks Then there were a few annoyed posts ranting how guys kept letting her down regarding the PS5. I couldn't resist posting a status saying how I was enjoying playing my PS5
Apparently she's now playing Final Fantasy so this one seems to have a happy ending.
Wonder if it will be returned after the 2 weeks ?"
I will keep you updated! |
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