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"Swimming pool
I have been and it worked out. It was after hours though 
Was harder for me as I am
In a swimming costume and tenting out. Had to try subdue it fast "
God I wish I'd have there You are super gorgeous |
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By *ty31Man 38 weeks ago
NW London |
"Just before your prostate exam at the drs"
Dr- Ok Steve, don't get aroused.
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Patient- My name's Dave not Steve and there's nothing erotic about this situation.
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Dr- No, my name's Steve. I was talking to myself.
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"Swimming pool
I have been and it worked out. It was after hours though
Was harder for me as I am
In a swimming costume and tenting out. Had to try subdue it fast "
omg! |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"Just before your prostate exam at the drs
Dr- Ok Steve, don't get aroused.
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Patient- My name's Dave not Steve and there's nothing erotic about this situation.
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Dr- No, my name's Steve. I was talking to myself"
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"Swimming pool
I have been and it worked out. It was after hours though
Was harder for me as I am
In a swimming costume and tenting out. Had to try subdue it fast "
Lol same thing happened to me at the local public pool... once in the jacuzzi and another time in the sauna. Had to style it out and concentrate on every unhorny thing I could think of until things deflated |
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"Sitting watching telly with your parents,yikes  we've all been there haven't we guy's ?
Watching top of the pop's and hot gossip come on doing a dance routine?"
Obviously it goes without saying this was when over 18. |
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I still remember my flat mate coming home later than expected. He had dosed on the bus through, was too mortified to stand up and had to wait several stops after ours to get off the bus.
Oh how I laughed and gave him no sympathy
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By *ohn 66Man 38 weeks ago
Birmingham |
"Just before your prostate exam at the drs
Dr- Ok Steve, don't get aroused.
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Patient- My name's Dave not Steve and there's nothing erotic about this situation.
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Dr- No, my name's Steve. I was talking to myself
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Doctor: I'm afraid I must tell you to stop masterbating.
Patient: Why?
Doctor: Because I'm trying to examine you |
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"Just before your prostate exam at the drs
Or during."
Was trying my best to impress the other day.
I bet the two lovely nurses who prepared me were having a chuckle with the 'introspection' doctor after I left, wondering between them why the old boy they had just seen, with a presentable specimen, was fully shaved and had tell tale signs of an all over sun tan! |
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"Just before your prostate exam at the drs
Or during."
Would make it a lot easier for them, I would imagine, during a circumcision. They'd see how much didn't need trimming off and, in some cases, might not need a magnifying glass! |
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By *ohn 66Man 38 weeks ago
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"Just before your prostate exam at the drs
Or during.
Would make it a lot easier for them, I would imagine, during a circumcision. They'd see how much didn't need trimming off and, in some cases, might not need a magnifying glass!"
I once dated a nurse who often had to fit catheters.
She pointed out that, despite the awkwardness, it was much easier to fit when a bloke got an erection. |
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People are crying & there you stand with your throbbing boner or purring pussy hahaha 
so inappropriate 
