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"Does a cock have a limit. Can too much wanking affect the cock later in life?"
I heard if you don’t use it you lose it! So I’m battering away regular hahhaha |
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"Yes if you wank more than once a day it falls off mid wank on your 46th birthday. How did you not know this?  "
Oh jeez, I’d better make best use of the time I gave left! Nora I have no time for wooing you just need to climb on top  |
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The cock is a self-replenishing semen dispenser so knows no actual limit.
The delicate cosmic balance may be disturbed though if the number of people wanking exceeds the number of kittens available to be killed.
#respectthekittenhammer |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"The cock is a self-replenishing semen dispenser so knows no actual limit.
The delicate cosmic balance may be disturbed though if the number of people wanking exceeds the number of kittens available to be killed.
#respectthekittenhammer"
Jesus, what're you on today? |
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"Yes if you wank more than once a day it falls off mid wank on your 46th birthday. How did you not know this? "
I have tried to rip the head of mine several times a day since I was a teenager and mine is still firmly attached. Can I risk it or is it time for a lifestyle change? |
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"The cock is a self-replenishing semen dispenser so knows no actual limit.
The delicate cosmic balance may be disturbed though if the number of people wanking exceeds the number of kittens available to be killed.
#respectthekittenhammer
Jesus, what're you on today? "
A crusade to realign karma across the Fab universe  |
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By *olte121 OP Man 38 weeks ago
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"The cock is a self-replenishing semen dispenser so knows no actual limit.
The delicate cosmic balance may be disturbed though if the number of people wanking exceeds the number of kittens available to be killed.
#respectthekittenhammer"
Wowser. I’m now too scared to look at him, let alone pull him about. |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"The cock is a self-replenishing semen dispenser so knows no actual limit.
The delicate cosmic balance may be disturbed though if the number of people wanking exceeds the number of kittens available to be killed.
#respectthekittenhammer
Jesus, what're you on today?
A crusade to realign karma across the Fab universe "
My karma needs realigning. I'm not sure I want a kitten hammer though.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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If you're circumcised, bat it until your hearts content. If you have foreskin, excessive pulling can lead to your bellend dragging along the carpet and you having to wrap it around your bellend like a scarf.
Stay safe out there folks. |
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"If you're circumcised, bat it until your hearts content. If you have foreskin, excessive pulling can lead to your bellend dragging along the carpet and you having to wrap it around your bellend like a scarf.
Stay safe out there folks."
Oh I’ve missed you |
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By *olte121 OP Man 38 weeks ago
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"If you're circumcised, bat it until your hearts content. If you have foreskin, excessive pulling can lead to your bellend dragging along the carpet and you having to wrap it around your bellend like a scarf.
Stay safe out there folks."
Holy fuck. How did you know that’s what I was I trying to say. No it’s out there, yes on cold nights I do wrap it around like a scarf, but it goes round my balls too |
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By *avexxMan 38 weeks ago
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"If you're circumcised, bat it until your hearts content. If you have foreskin, excessive pulling can lead to your bellend dragging along the carpet and you having to wrap it around your bellend like a scarf.
Stay safe out there folks."
brilliant |
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"If you're circumcised, bat it until your hearts content. If you have foreskin, excessive pulling can lead to your bellend dragging along the carpet and you having to wrap it around your bellend like a scarf.
Stay safe out there folks."
Phew! That’s a relief I’m not gonna lie  |
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"If you're circumcised, bat it until your hearts content. If you have foreskin, excessive pulling can lead to your bellend dragging along the carpet and you having to wrap it around your bellend like a scarf.
Stay safe out there folks.
Phew! That’s a relief I’m not gonna lie "
Probably for Nora too |
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"If you're circumcised, bat it until your hearts content. If you have foreskin, excessive pulling can lead to your bellend dragging along the carpet and you having to wrap it around your bellend like a scarf.
Stay safe out there folks."
Can we include this when measuring? |
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By *olte121 OP Man 38 weeks ago
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"Does a cock have a limit. Can too much wanking affect the cock later in life?yes definitely bruising, friction burns, no spunk you're doomed and your eyesight goes "
Oh my that’s a scary prospect |
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By *illnatMan 38 weeks ago
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"No ill effects here and i have been at it a very long time and well past 46 and if anything it is more ejoyable now than ever. "
Made it to 49 with at least 2 a day… myth I tell ye.   |
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