Ever ordered stuff online when d*unk then forgotten about it and wondered who sent it when it turned up..
My favourite was a bottle of rum that got delivered with a gift card in it saying... To sober me love from d*unken me ?????? |
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"Ever ordered stuff online when d*unk then forgotten about it"
Just how chuffing long did it take to turn up? If I order something because I'm hungry, want another drink, need a condom...
...I'm counting down the seconds until my Ring app chimes. |
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"Yep I’ve ordered some random stuff..!
When sober me opens the package I give d*unk me a little high five in my head for being so kinky haha"
Oh, I see. We're not talking about "need it now, now, NOW!" stuff like you would order from Uber Eats, Just Eat, Deliveroo etc. but general crap from online retailers.
Oh yeah, it was "left in a safe place"... |
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"Yep I’ve ordered some random stuff..!
When sober me opens the package I give d*unk me a little high five in my head for being so kinky haha
Oh, I see. We're not talking about "need it now, now, NOW!" stuff like you would order from Uber Eats, Just Eat, Deliveroo etc. but general crap from online retailers.
Oh yeah, it was "left in a safe place"... "
No talking about random online orders from amazon and the likes... I'd ordered my rum from amazon |
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