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"I'm outside" Its you, whos trying to bloody sing | |||
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"It's that time when the d*unks start rolling in from their night out and start messaging. What's you best 1st time message/ d*unk message? " | |||
"I'm outside Its you, whos trying to bloody sing " Open up | |||
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"But on Fab, I've never had a d*unken message from a gorgeous lady " If I was witty I would send you one. In the meantime, let the cat in please | |||
"I usually just get “Hey, how are you?” from someone who hasn’t spoken to me in months. " Hey, how are you? | |||
"Hey, how are you? " I’m not falling for that. You messaged me this week! | |||
"But on Fab, I've never had a d*unken message from a gorgeous lady If I was witty I would send you one. In the meantime, let the cat in please " A boob flash will suffice from you | |||
"I usually just get “Hey, how are you?” from someone who hasn’t spoken to me in months. " But honestly, this is nice surely. I doesn't bother me if weeks or months pass between messages. | |||
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"Fancy a kebab. " No I really want noodles. MrsAbz | |||
"Fancy a kebab. " Only if you put your special sauce on it | |||
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"Fancy a kebab. Only if you put your special sauce on it " No the special sauce is for you x | |||
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"Nothing weird. Just 'hey x' The little 'x' means it's actually a woman." Have you ever had any weird d*unken Welsh women reeling off names of ice lollies from the 90s before? | |||
"Nothing weird. Just 'hey x' The little 'x' means it's actually a woman. Have you ever had any weird d*unken Welsh women reeling off names of ice lollies from the 90s before? " No just extremely hot ones. | |||
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"You free now! … lol " I'm freeeee Oh, wait... | |||
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"I usually just get “Hey, how are you?” from someone who hasn’t spoken to me in months. Hey, how are you? " | |||
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" Have you ever had any weird d*unken Welsh women reeling off names of ice lollies from the 90s before? " Crntts? Mgnms? Mlkllls? Only now do I realise the women uttering those guttural sounds were probably natives from across the border... | |||
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