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The Grim Reaper contacted me...
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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And said. "I was thinking of joining Fab as my sexlife has been a bit deathly? I do a good striptease routine with my scythe, shall I give it a go?"
I replied. "Yes but don't let a gravely quiet inbox deter you!"
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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Remind me was Grim from the brothers Grim or not?
No.. Okay.
I remember a few grim talesof sex. Sex is a graveyard I need to be raised from the dead. Not ghosted either. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"Remind me was Grim from the brothers Grim or not?
No.. Okay.
I remember a few grim talesof sex. Sex is a graveyard I need to be raised from the dead. Not ghosted either. "
The ghosters are only living people that are cheating. The Reaper himself will always turn up with a fully functional scythe. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"Pretty sure I shagged him, he lay there like a corpse
What a way to go!
*takes a bow*"
Damn cold love 'em and leave 'em fab action there! Have you still got his scythe. Handy if the garden s grow. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"Nah, tell him to join a fetish site! The whole cloak and pale skin thing is a real turn off! "
He's actually really sunkissed tanned underneath that clock and not bad looking for a skull? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"Mind you don't take someone's balls off with that scythe.
You're rocking that hoody though ....."
He promised me that he always leaves his scythe safely in the corner of the room with a condom over the blade for extra safety. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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OMG, He's getting really excitable now and rushed off to the bathroom to polish his skull and two remaining teeth! He's going to post a FAF meet now status update! |
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