FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > If you were a Gladiator...
If you were a Gladiator...
Jump to: Newest in thread
You have been invited to become a TV gladiator. What is your name and intro move?
You have a parody one too...same question...
The Fox: Cue a jump and the superhero landing with knuckle on floor, look up and a faux scratch.
Bellend: Massive 2 footed jump like a gymnast, spring to attention and do the international sign of dickhead with imaginary cock on forehead. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
|
Lion: patience, waiting for my moment to strike
Wanker: I'll grip and squeeze my opponents so hard with as much grunting as possible until they're left limp and unable to continue  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Lion: patience, waiting for my moment to strike
Wanker: I'll grip and squeeze my opponents so hard with as much grunting as possible until they're left limp and unable to continue "
I guess the move of patience lends itself to a cobra but that was taken.
Like 'Wanker', squeezing the life out, surely a tiny dribble of spit from the victim's mouth signifies you release them? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Succubus: miming a blow job
 "
Presuming you're happy with Vodevil as your Glad name as it sounds hard as nails, entrance with the neck collar that you yank at the end.
Succubus is great. Double hand mimic with tongue in cheek? (in rhythm) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *odevilWoman 39 weeks ago
exeter |
"Succubus: miming a blow job
Presuming you're happy with Vodevil as your Glad name as it sounds hard as nails, entrance with the neck collar that you yank at the end.
Succubus is great. Double hand mimic with tongue in cheek? (in rhythm)"
Well...I'm basically a parody anyway so either works.
Tongue in cheek - always  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
|
Would be completely unfair to invite me as a gladiator
I can out preform some off the worlds top 1% athletes
In the hardest sport in the world
Had a good couple off pros fail my work out routine |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Rhino: I'd go through a quick routine of muscle poses and look horny
Andrex: For when my opponent shits themself "
Wasn't Rhino the big black dude in the real Gladiators? Could be an early disqualification.
*Unless you come back to me that it wasn't stated in the rules! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Succubus: miming a blow job
Presuming you're happy with Vodevil as your Glad name as it sounds hard as nails, entrance with the neck collar that you yank at the end.
Succubus is great. Double hand mimic with tongue in cheek? (in rhythm)
Well...I'm basically a parody anyway so either works.
Tongue in cheek - always "
Haha cheeky  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Would be completely unfair to invite me as a gladiator
I can out preform some off the worlds top 1% athletes
In the hardest sport in the world
Had a good couple off pros fail my work out routine "
I am the Producer Nat, so you're in. I want to hear your name and moves girl! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
|
"Would be completely unfair to invite me as a gladiator
I can out preform some off the worlds top 1% athletes
In the hardest sport in the world
Had a good couple off pros fail my work out routine
I am the Producer Nat, so you're in. I want to hear your name and moves girl!"
Ok vixen from the north and my move is bend over touch my toes and wiggle my bum |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Honey Badger: small, aggressive and come out snarling and charging.
Pooh Bear: Off season me, come out with a jar of honey with my outfit stretching "
Great Username BTW.
Great Glads. I can picture the Pooh Bear now lol. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Would be completely unfair to invite me as a gladiator
I can out preform some off the worlds top 1% athletes
In the hardest sport in the world
Had a good couple off pros fail my work out routine
I am the Producer Nat, so you're in. I want to hear your name and moves girl!
Ok vixen from the north and my move is bend over touch my toes and wiggle my bum "
Ah mesmerise the opponent with hypnøsis then strike! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
|
"Would be completely unfair to invite me as a gladiator
I can out preform some off the worlds top 1% athletes
In the hardest sport in the world
Had a good couple off pros fail my work out routine
I am the Producer Nat, so you're in. I want to hear your name and moves girl!
Ok vixen from the north and my move is bend over touch my toes and wiggle my bum
Ah mesmerise the opponent with hypnøsis then strike!"
Ha ha yes |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Misty - some Kate Bushesque wafting move
Peaks - I’ll just jiggle bazookas"
Lol Misty me old china...Kate Bush was my second secret crush (behind Debbie Harry)
Peaks would absolutely destroy all men in front of you because they would be thinking they would be looking at your eyes.
It would be useless against women. But they would possibly be jealous and let their anger take over! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
|
"Rhino: I'd go through a quick routine of muscle poses and look horny
Andrex: For when my opponent shits themself
Wasn't Rhino the big black dude in the real Gladiators? Could be an early disqualification.
*Unless you come back to me that it wasn't stated in the rules!"
No it is me. TV gigs have been a bit slow since then and being only 14" I'm not big enough on the BBC gigalo scene. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Would be completely unfair to invite me as a gladiator
I can out preform some off the worlds top 1% athletes
In the hardest sport in the world
Had a good couple off pros fail my work out routine "
Hahaha |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The Peacock.
I'd puff out my chest and do a little twerk.
The Nutcracker.
I'd teabag the contestants
Can you also please make the crazy noise peacocks make just to be extra? "
It's most scary even they do it at 4am.
Mine still shocks me awake now and again. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The Peacock.
I'd puff out my chest and do a little twerk.
The Nutcracker.
I'd teabag the contestants
Can you also please make the crazy noise peacocks make just to be extra? "
Whilst teabagging or just whilst I'm trying to look fierce? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The Peacock.
I'd puff out my chest and do a little twerk.
The Nutcracker.
I'd teabag the contestants
Can you also please make the crazy noise peacocks make just to be extra?
It's most scary even they do it at 4am.
Mine still shocks me awake now and again."
Where's your stately home? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *odevilWoman 39 weeks ago
exeter |
"The Peacock.
I'd puff out my chest and do a little twerk.
The Nutcracker.
I'd teabag the contestants
Can you also please make the crazy noise peacocks make just to be extra?
Whilst teabagging or just whilst I'm trying to look fierce?"
Omg. You're spoiling me
Can you look fierce whilst teabagging AND do the noise?
(Hero) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The Peacock.
I'd puff out my chest and do a little twerk.
The Nutcracker.
I'd teabag the contestants
Can you also please make the crazy noise peacocks make just to be extra?
Whilst teabagging or just whilst I'm trying to look fierce?
Omg. You're spoiling me
Can you look fierce whilst teabagging AND do the noise?
(Hero) "
It's not something I've tried before but I'll give it a go for you |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The Peacock.
I'd puff out my chest and do a little twerk.
The Nutcracker.
I'd teabag the contestants
Can you also please make the crazy noise peacocks make just to be extra? "
I love that sound..it's the start to a fantastic Kula Shaker song. Tattva or Govinda. One of the two. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The Peacock.
I'd puff out my chest and do a little twerk.
The Nutcracker.
I'd teabag the contestants
Can you also please make the crazy noise peacocks make just to be extra?
Whilst teabagging or just whilst I'm trying to look fierce?
Omg. You're spoiling me
Can you look fierce whilst teabagging AND do the noise?
(Hero)
It's not something I've tried before but I'll give it a go for you "
As a side note..I have actually teabagged my mother in law twice.
1. She was in a small kiddies playhouse (in the house) and i stood outside the hobbit door (arse to the tent) with my legs either side of the door. She came out on her hands and knees and I teabagged her in front of her daughter.
2. I build a bar in my garden abroad. Invited loads for a Eurovision piss up. She was stood talking at bar level and I climbed the railing and lowered my conkers onto her head on front of about 50 people.
*No one wanted to hear this dod they?*
Erm, erm... Gladiators ready? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The Peacock.
I'd puff out my chest and do a little twerk.
The Nutcracker.
I'd teabag the contestants
Can you also please make the crazy noise peacocks make just to be extra?
Whilst teabagging or just whilst I'm trying to look fierce?
Omg. You're spoiling me
Can you look fierce whilst teabagging AND do the noise?
(Hero)
It's not something I've tried before but I'll give it a go for you
As a side note..I have actually teabagged my mother in law twice.
1. She was in a small kiddies playhouse (in the house) and i stood outside the hobbit door (arse to the tent) with my legs either side of the door. She came out on her hands and knees and I teabagged her in front of her daughter.
2. I build a bar in my garden abroad. Invited loads for a Eurovision piss up. She was stood talking at bar level and I climbed the railing and lowered my conkers onto her head on front of about 50 people.
*No one wanted to hear this dod they?*
Erm, erm... Gladiators ready? "
And some people say you never grow up  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Give me some credit man, this was about 12 years ago (play tent) and 5 years ago (bar). Given that I am lying a little with Fab age, plus interest, that means...
Yep, as immature as they come."
 at least you're honest |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Lady - I'd basically do as little as possible.
Gagher - choking on a penis until my mascara runs down my face. "
Hahaha. Missed you there! That is indeed some super power. What happens if you come against Big Harold?
TKO! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"“CryBaby!”
I weep as aggressive gym teacher types blow whistles and poke me with padded sticks in an effort to force me to do a nightmarish PE class on tv "
You're tough as old boobs!
Boots I said boots! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The Peacock.
I'd puff out my chest and do a little twerk.
The Nutcracker.
I'd teabag the contestants
Can you also please make the crazy noise peacocks make just to be extra?
It's most scary even they do it at 4am.
Mine still shocks me awake now and again.
Where's your stately home? "
Just a very ordinary house.
He just moved into my garden from I know not where. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The Peacock.
I'd puff out my chest and do a little twerk.
The Nutcracker.
I'd teabag the contestants
Can you also please make the crazy noise peacocks make just to be extra?
It's most scary even they do it at 4am.
Mine still shocks me awake now and again.
Where's your stately home?
Just a very ordinary house.
He just moved into my garden from I know not where."
Do you feed him? I think I read online if you do. Then it's considered you own him if he's stayed |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Misty has changed toe Miss Tea this morning. My signature move is lying in bed & drinking tea…. It’s not very athletic or competitive."
Ah, on that premise I am Mr Sore Back Hangover! Signature move -Deep Heat blast |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The Professor : I'll use my cunning and and smarts to outwit and destroy you.
The Fart Controller : I'll blow you away, and sit on your face for good measure. "
Lol. Like a modern day Clark Kent. I wouldn't want to be floored by the FC. Looking up in fear of a hairy ricker coming towards me |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
