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Hey everyone, hope all are having a good weekend  I thought this would post would be fun. What are the craziest things you’ve done d*unk? I have ADHD, so I’m sure I’ve done even more reckless thing’s than most, lol. I was out drinking the whole day a few years ago and just started looking at random on flights on Sky scanner I ended up booking a last minute flight to Istanbul for the next day and I actually ended up going and had a good time but what on earth was I thinking. anyone else got some crazy stories or things you’ve done d*unk? |
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By *osco78Man 39 weeks ago
Sheffield |
Got kicked out of a taxi on a roundabout and someone rang police saying there was a dead body there
One of my mates was a special at the time came found me a gave me a lift home in a police riot van... |
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"I broke both my legs trying to sprint around the outside edge if a circular trampoline.
You might think that's what put me off drinking but, it was years before I decided to knock it on the head."
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"Got kicked out of a taxi on a roundabout and someone rang police saying there was a dead body there
One of my mates was a special at the time came found me a gave me a lift home in a police riot van..."
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Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole".
The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show.
They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong! |
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"I broke both my legs trying to sprint around the outside edge if a circular trampoline.
You might think that's what put me off drinking but, it was years before I decided to knock it on the head."
So you weren’t d*unk? |
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"Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole".
The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show.
They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong!"
This sounds like the best kind of night!  |
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"Tried to climb a tree, the branch broke, I fell and rolled down an embankment and ended up crashing into a queue of people waiting outside a takeaway "
Mine is almost identical to this although I ended up in a river.  |
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"Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole".
The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show.
They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong!
This sounds like the best kind of night! "
I do come to Wales every so often MYB. Always happy to relive the totem pole. At least you won't be slapping me around the neck and cheek with a cock! |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"I know a guy who went out one night drinking & ended up in another country lol....he couldn't figure out the following day how the fk he ended up there...."
I know another guy who got up on the top table at a work Christmas social & stuck his ass in all the top management faces..how he didn't get suspended I do not know cos some did not find it funny |
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"I broke both my legs trying to sprint around the outside edge if a circular trampoline.
You might think that's what put me off drinking but, it was years before I decided to knock it on the head.
So you weren’t d*unk? "
Yes I was. I meant this even happened years before I stopped drinking!
I phrased it badly! |
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"Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole".
The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show.
They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong!
This sounds like the best kind of night!
I do come to Wales every so often MYB. Always happy to relive the totem pole. At least you won't be slapping me around the neck and cheek with a cock!"
This made me laugh out loud! |
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By *irthandgirthMan 39 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
Deployed in Turkey, we had a US Delta Force guy come into our tent as we were playing drinking games. The guy was fucking massive.
However, he magically wom every round of the game and we made him drink a half bottle of rum in 20 mins, at which point he got fighty. I grappled him while 6 others jumped on him and tied his shoe laces together. When he couldn't work out how to untie them, he fell asleep. We shaved his eyebrows and gave him a robocop haircut, stripped him to his underwear, drew comedy cocks all over him in sharpie and left him to sleep.
He came back the next day to apologise for being a dick. |
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By *zeroMan 39 weeks ago
Glasgow |
"Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole".
The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show.
They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong!
This sounds like the best kind of night! "
Phones are so widespread now. This would be the stuff all over social media.
Its a sad day that 2 naked men can't walk around as a totem pole any more. |
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"Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole".
The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show.
They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong!
This sounds like the best kind of night!
Phones are so widespread now. This would be the stuff all over social media.
Its a sad day that 2 naked men can't walk around as a totem pole any more."
This is exactly what Germans get up to. Google one American's experience of visiting the basement of Berghain |
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"Just as a side note: a friend of mine gave compliments to the waiter about the soup at a buffet and it turned out to be gravy #steamboats lol x"
I haven’t heard ‘steamboats’ in ages! That made me smile. |
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I tried to break up a fight in a kebab shop and thought I was moving a guy away from the fighty one but clearly didn’t realise my super human d*unken strength and picked the guy up and somehow managed to throw him through the window of the kebab shop. Ooops. True story. Dunfermline. Around the time James Brown died. Hi to anyone who recognises me from this |
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"Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole".
The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show.
They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong!
This sounds like the best kind of night!
Phones are so widespread now. This would be the stuff all over social media.
Its a sad day that 2 naked men can't walk around as a totem pole any more."
The group were laughing so hard it was egging us on. One of them recorded it and uploaded (accidentally he says) to social media. We didn't know when he dropped it in conversation the next day. I was going through an interview process at the time and it managed to get restricted in time. But you're right. Phones are a nightmare |
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"I tried to break up a fight in a kebab shop and thought I was moving a guy away from the fighty one but clearly didn’t realise my super human d*unken strength and picked the guy up and somehow managed to throw him through the window of the kebab shop. Ooops. True story. Dunfermline. Around the time James Brown died. Hi to anyone who recognises me from this "
That’s kinda hot. |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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Yeh i got unceremoniously dumped out of a car on my mums doorstep. Not sure how i got in...to then throw up all over her mink fur rug and fall asleep in it... well glamorous.! |
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"Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole".
The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show.
They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong!
This sounds like the best kind of night!
Phones are so widespread now. This would be the stuff all over social media.
Its a sad day that 2 naked men can't walk around as a totem pole any more.
The group were laughing so hard it was egging us on. One of them recorded it and uploaded (accidentally he says) to social media. We didn't know when he dropped it in conversation the next day. I was going through an interview process at the time and it managed to get restricted in time. But you're right. Phones are a nightmare "
This gets funnier and funnier! |
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"Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole".
The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show.
They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong!
This sounds like the best kind of night!
Phones are so widespread now. This would be the stuff all over social media.
Its a sad day that 2 naked men can't walk around as a totem pole any more.
The group were laughing so hard it was egging us on. One of them recorded it and uploaded (accidentally he says) to social media. We didn't know when he dropped it in conversation the next day. I was going through an interview process at the time and it managed to get restricted in time. But you're right. Phones are a nightmare
This gets funnier and funnier! "
Believe me that's the printable version. The pub was outside a Polizei Station, then one of the lads (with no teeth) necks on with a TV that we all knew was a TV but he didn't. |
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We went to Prague for a stag do, in a club my pal wanted the toilet but the cleaner was in there. 10 minutes later at the bar my pal came out the cleaners storage room and went I shit in his mop bucket serve him right for not letting me use the toilet. We couldnt stop laughing all night. |
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"Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole".
The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show.
They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong!
This sounds like the best kind of night!
Phones are so widespread now. This would be the stuff all over social media.
Its a sad day that 2 naked men can't walk around as a totem pole any more.
The group were laughing so hard it was egging us on. One of them recorded it and uploaded (accidentally he says) to social media. We didn't know when he dropped it in conversation the next day. I was going through an interview process at the time and it managed to get restricted in time. But you're right. Phones are a nightmare
This gets funnier and funnier!
Believe me that's the printable version. The pub was outside a Polizei Station, then one of the lads (with no teeth) necks on with a TV that we all knew was a TV but he didn't."
You need to upload the video on here |
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Vegas wedding.
It was originally going to be tipsy fun with my then wife, in costume with an Elvis tribute doing the ceremony.
What actually happened was we got absolutely hammered and I ended up 'marrying' my wife's best friend and chief bridesmaid... with my wife as her bridesmaid.
And yes there are pictures. |
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"Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole".
The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show.
They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong!
This sounds like the best kind of night!
Phones are so widespread now. This would be the stuff all over social media.
Its a sad day that 2 naked men can't walk around as a totem pole any more.
The group were laughing so hard it was egging us on. One of them recorded it and uploaded (accidentally he says) to social media. We didn't know when he dropped it in conversation the next day. I was going through an interview process at the time and it managed to get restricted in time. But you're right. Phones are a nightmare
This gets funnier and funnier!
Believe me that's the printable version. The pub was outside a Polizei Station, then one of the lads (with no teeth) necks on with a TV that we all knew was a TV but he didn't.
You need to upload the video on here "
It might just get more than 5 Fabs lol |
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Me being me! Decided before I went on holiday to buy a funnel, so I could put whiskey into bottles of coca Coca-Cola. The arrived I was flying to Rhodes, Greece and got rid of some of the soft drinks and put god knows how much whiskey into the bottles. It was a 4-hour flight so got absolutely hammered and within an hour of arriving lost my wallet and passport, luckily I had my debit card on my phone but sorting out an emergency passport was a fecking nightmare. |
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As the title doesn't relate to things *you* have done d*unk...I will tell you a fable involving a friend. Not a 'friend nudge nudge' I wasn't there.
On the overnight ferry across the channel my mate and a few people I knew where getting blasted at the bar and my mate got chatting to loads of German bikers (yes German again!). They had a good night and when the bar shut they pretty much carried mate over to his own group, where he fell asleep. The group proceeded to carry him to his bunk where they pulled his pants down and with a pencil inserted a condom into his rusty sheriff's badge. They left him.
Nothing was said to him the next morning and no comment passed. He asked WTF happened last night and was told that he went off with the bikers and one of them come over to explain that they were looking after him and would put him to bed as he was d*unk.
This rolled.
He wasn't told for about 6 months. And when he did he still exploded in rage!
Wow talk about over reaction! |
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I've done some really really stupid shit and not proud of any of it.
The stupidest, dumbest most moronic thing.
Me and a mate took a shortcut home after a very long drinking session,the shortcut happened to be across a railway line once we crossed I stopped for a piss standing pissing I heard a noise and a train came blasting past literally inches away.
I sobered up pretty quick fucking idiot |
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"I've done some really really stupid shit and not proud of any of it.
The stupidest, dumbest most moronic thing.
Me and a mate took a shortcut home after a very long drinking session,the shortcut happened to be across a railway line once we crossed I stopped for a piss standing pissing I heard a noise and a train came blasting past literally inches away.
I sobered up pretty quick fucking idiot "
And cut midstream no doubt |
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"I've done some really really stupid shit and not proud of any of it.
The stupidest, dumbest most moronic thing.
Me and a mate took a shortcut home after a very long drinking session,the shortcut happened to be across a railway line once we crossed I stopped for a piss standing pissing I heard a noise and a train came blasting past literally inches away.
I sobered up pretty quick fucking idiot
And cut midstream no doubt "
Actually nearly shit myself. |
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"Got stark bollock naked in a German pub withy mate who climbed on my shoulders (also naked). Walking around saying "we are the naked totempole".
The barmaid had already warmed to our group in the 4 hours of afternoon drinking, so instead of throwing us out, closed the curtains and let us continue...much to the appreciation of the others in the bar who were enjoying the show.
They couldn't have been Germans or we have got them all wrong!"
That sounds like my German friends  |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"I have ADHD"
Me too. It's fun sometimes lol.
My last d*unken escapade was deciding that it would be a good idea to ride a Beryl bike at 4am, after a night out raving and drinking.
I made it about half a mile up the road before ploughing into presumably the largest kerb ever made, doing a somersault while still on the bike, which then landed on me. It turns out they're actually quite heavy.
The bike was also a little peckish and decided to eat a rather large chunk of my right leg. I spent the next two weeks unable to walk or sleep because of the pain. The wound took three weeks to even scab over and my mate who is a nurse said I should have gone for stitches. It wasn't hanging off, so I didn't need to visit the doctors lol.
The scar it left is a nice reminder to behave when I'm drinking, that's for sure. Now I take breaks and have an occasional soft drink. |
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Loving the responses I was in Belgrade, Serbia to watch my football team Glasgow Rangers play in the Europa League. I was having an absolutely brilliant trip until I got to the game, I’d had a few drinks but don’t think I was hammered, we scored, and I went absolutely mental probably too much aggressive pointing as I like to call it and got hit by the police with a mental baton it was bleeding a ton, but I just got on with it for the rest of the night but the next day I could hardly move it so had to go to a hospital and they confirmed it was broken. What didn’t realise was that in that country they just put a cast on it for it to heal they put a wire through it too lol. They did such a bad job with cast when I got home to the uk you can literally see a wire coming my hand |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"Rode a motorbike around a campsite whilst naked and d*unk. When the British GP Motorcycle campsite at Donnington was wild in the 90’s. "
Similar, rode round a rally site at 3am and through the remains of the bonfire - twice. Had to leave the bike and go back for it a few days later |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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Broke both bones in my lower leg while at a swingers club.
Fell over while trying to smack my friend on her arse.
Ended up with an external fixator on my leg for a year.
Longest hangover ever!
Best part was explaining to family and friends where I’d been and why I was in hospital in another county! |
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I’ve done a few things I’d like not to remember but also some good stuff that i probably wouldn’t have without a few beers.
I walked into a local bar in Lagos, amd just started chatting up a beautiful woman. I dealt with some locals who were not happy, confidently without any trouble, we became really good friend’s. She said later my boldness that night was just amazing and so sexy - I’d love to do that without alcohol though ! |
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One new year's eve, during a lock in, it started snowing. That deep virginal settling snow that is on all the Christmas cards. I dropped all of my clothes in a pile by the open fire and walked the entire length of the high street butt bollock naked. |
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