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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land

What would you like?

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By *elix SightedMan 43 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Eggy bread and a hot chocolate please

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By *agusMan 43 weeks ago

Near by

A blind date, tea and bacon roll please

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Eggy bread and a hot chocolate please "

eggy bread okay, as its you I will make it

Would you like cream on your hot chocolate?

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By *izzy.Woman 43 weeks ago

Stoke area

Bacon butty and a decaf tea please.

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By *elix SightedMan 43 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Eggy bread and a hot chocolate please

eggy bread okay, as its you I will make it

Would you like cream on your hot chocolate? "

Awfully kind madam! Lashings of Tommy K please. No cream or marshmallows, I’m not 12

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"A blind date, tea and bacon roll please"

Okay......I will place a teeny tiny blindfold on your Medjool date if that's what you request

Tea and bacon butty coming up.

Red or brown sauce in your butty?

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By *hesubtlegentMan 43 weeks ago

surrey

Eggs, bacon well done, beans, doorstop bread and a massive mug of tea please

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By *agusMan 43 weeks ago

Near by

Definitely brown

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 43 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Just a coffee please

Just had bacon sandwich with HP sauce

Ta muchly

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By *eliWoman 43 weeks ago

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A pumpkin spice latte would be perfect this morning; thank you OP.

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Bacon butty and a decaf tea please. "

Any sauce in your bacon butty?

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

I would like if it's not too much bother:

A Ham, mature cheese and crinkle crisp sandwich, with Branston pickle on please.

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By *lexm87Man 43 weeks ago

Various

Coffee, sourdough toast and peanut butter, please.

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Eggy bread and a hot chocolate please

eggy bread okay, as its you I will make it

Would you like cream on your hot chocolate?

Awfully kind madam! Lashings of Tommy K please. No cream or marshmallows, I’m not 12 "

Fine by me! I'll have the squirty cream and marshmallows as I am 12

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By *ubadubdubWoman 43 weeks ago

Hereabouts

Ooh great cos I can't be arsed getting up.

Can I have a cup of black tea, crispy rashers and toast please

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Eggs, bacon well done, beans, doorstop bread and a massive mug of tea please "

Yes sir!

When you say massive....are we talking paddling pool sized or swimming pool sized?

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By *izzy.Woman 43 weeks ago

Stoke area


"Bacon butty and a decaf tea please.

Any sauce in your bacon butty? "

I'll have some ketchup please

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Definitely brown "

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Just a coffee please

Just had bacon sandwich with HP sauce

Ta muchly "

Of course! Pull up a pew and I will be with you in a jiffy

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By *rispyDuckMan 43 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

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By *rispyDuckMan 43 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

A cappuccino & under the table blowjob please

If you ain’t scared of the big black mamba haha

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"A pumpkin spice latte would be perfect this morning; thank you OP. "

For you Meli, anything

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 43 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Sorry already just demolished a full Scottish in Dobbies!

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"I would like if it's not too much bother:

A Ham, mature cheese and crinkle crisp sandwich, with Branston pickle on please. "

OMG I might make one of these bad boys for me too!

Marry me?

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Coffee, sourdough toast and peanut butter, please.

"

How do you take your coffee?

Sourdough toast and peanut butter coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"I would like if it's not too much bother:

A Ham, mature cheese and crinkle crisp sandwich, with Branston pickle on please.

OMG I might make one of these bad boys for me too!

Marry me? "

In a heartbeat op

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Ooh great cos I can't be arsed getting up.

Can I have a cup of black tea, crispy rashers and toast please "

Please stay where you are, brekkie is on its way

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By *riental_brit_studMan 43 weeks ago

London

A hot chocolate and blow jobs from the sexy waitresses please. Do you do take outs? Like to take a couple home with me please.

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Bacon butty and a decaf tea please.

Any sauce in your bacon butty?

I'll have some ketchup please "

Its ready and waiting for you

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By *hesubtlegentMan 43 weeks ago

surrey


"Eggs, bacon well done, beans, doorstop bread and a massive mug of tea please

Yes sir!

When you say massive....are we talking paddling pool sized or swimming pool sized? "

Well, if it’s cold outside, a swimming pool size otherwise paddling pool size will do. Also a generous squirt of brown sauce over the plate please

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By *eacupsbearCouple 43 weeks ago

York

Full English please. With my beans on the plate, not in a silly pot.

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By *an_spMan 43 weeks ago

Coventry

I’ll just have eggs over-easy, and some hash browns. Oh and a black coffee!

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By *lexm87Man 43 weeks ago

Various


"Coffee, sourdough toast and peanut butter, please.

How do you take your coffee?

Sourdough toast and peanut butter coming right up "

No milk, no sugar, and strong enough to melt the spoon thanks.

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"A cappuccino & under the table blowjob please

If you ain’t scared of the big black mamba haha"

Cappuccino coming up

BJ? Well it is a Fabulous cafe you never know, someone might be cock hungry this morning. Anyone?

Anyone?

Anyone at all?

But it's nice that you bought your pet snake in. Pets are very welcome

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By *entBarryUKMan 43 weeks ago

Ashford

Hot chocolate and waffles with maple syrup please.

Nomnomnom

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By *usanStoHelitWoman 43 weeks ago

liverpool

I'll have a full Irish extra soda bread and a strong coffee please!

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By *l1 guyMan 43 weeks ago

Slough

Bacon sarnie on white bread with brown sauce and a strong tea please

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Sorry already just demolished a full Scottish in Dobbies!"

Dobbies brekkie!!

That's ok I'm just glad you popped by

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 43 weeks ago

Next Door

Scrambled eggs on a slice of buttered sourdough, 2 bacon ( not over cooked or crispy) and some button mushrooms.

Large pot of tea (loose breakfast leaf).

Thank you.

Anyone able to give shoulder and neck massage also.

Thank you

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"A hot chocolate and blow jobs from the sexy waitresses please. Do you do take outs? Like to take a couple home with me please."

Hot chocolate coming up

Sadly all my waitresses are busy right now, but I know CrispyDuck was waiting for a bj....

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By *valanche1001Man 43 weeks ago

Leeds

Poached eggs on toast with some thick cut bacon on sour dough toast. Bottomless coffee too please

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By *hilloutMan 43 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

A smooth English breakfast tea with a nice bacon butty.

Brown sauce please

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Eggs, bacon well done, beans, doorstop bread and a massive mug of tea please

Yes sir!

When you say massive....are we talking paddling pool sized or swimming pool sized?

Well, if it’s cold outside, a swimming pool size otherwise paddling pool size will do. Also a generous squirt of brown sauce over the plate please "

It's fucking freezing outside swimming pool sized mug coming up

Noted- lashings of the brown stuff everywhere

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman 43 weeks ago

Worcester

Caramel flat white and a cheese croissant pls.

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Full English please. With my beans on the plate, not in a silly pot. "

Don't worry this cafe ain't a posh one. You're lucky you're getting a plate let alone a silly pot for your beans

Full English on its way

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"I’ll just have eggs over-easy, and some hash browns. Oh and a black coffee! "

Good choice!

Pull up a pew, won't be long

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Coffee, sourdough toast and peanut butter, please.

How do you take your coffee?

Sourdough toast and peanut butter coming right up

No milk, no sugar, and strong enough to melt the spoon thanks.

"

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

Bacon sandwich, VERY soft white bread please

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Hot chocolate and waffles with maple syrup please.

Nomnomnom"

Good choice indeed! be with you very soon

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"I'll have a full Irish extra soda bread and a strong coffee please! "

Of course! I have a bit of a queue forming But it will be with you very soon

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By *sWyldWoman 43 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Brioche French toast with bacon and maple syrup please.

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By *ora the explorerWoman 43 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Wow great to see you back! Was just talking about you the other day. Spooky!

I’ll have a cappuccino please

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By *hesubtlegentMan 43 weeks ago

surrey


"Eggs, bacon well done, beans, doorstop bread and a massive mug of tea please

Yes sir!

When you say massive....are we talking paddling pool sized or swimming pool sized?

Well, if it’s cold outside, a swimming pool size otherwise paddling pool size will do. Also a generous squirt of brown sauce over the plate please

It's fucking freezing outside swimming pool sized mug coming up

Noted- lashings of the brown stuff everywhere "

You’re the best !! Thank you x

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Bacon sarnie on white bread with brown sauce and a strong tea please "

Lots of requests for this, this morning

On its way

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Scrambled eggs on a slice of buttered sourdough, 2 bacon ( not over cooked or crispy) and some button mushrooms.

Large pot of tea (loose breakfast leaf).

Thank you.

Anyone able to give shoulder and neck massage also.

Thank you "

For you, anything

*Gets the massage oils out just in case I'm the chosen one*

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Poached eggs on toast with some thick cut bacon on sour dough toast. Bottomless coffee too please "

On its way

Bottomless coffee is what I need this morning too

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By *ario1972Man 43 weeks ago

Guildford

A nice cafe latte,

Eggs done in olive oil with pepper and rock salt and then laid on a crumpet which has some bacon on it.

Split the egg, let the yoke run into the crumpet.

Nom Nom Nom..

drink coffee.

mange tout Rodney.

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By *ario1972Man 43 weeks ago

Guildford

naturally I'll make it happily for anyone that wants to come round.

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"A smooth English breakfast tea with a nice bacon butty.

Brown sauce please "

Of course _hillout

Hope you're keeping well young man?

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By *eacupsbearCouple 43 weeks ago

York


"Full English please. With my beans on the plate, not in a silly pot.

Don't worry this cafe ain't a posh one. You're lucky you're getting a plate let alone a silly pot for your beans

Full English on its way "

Mind you, Given the quality of the place we're currently staying, and the quality of the breakfast. The bean pot is just about forgiven

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Caramel flat white and a cheese croissant pls."

Cheese croissant- good choice

Caramel flat white and croissant on its way

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Bacon sandwich, VERY soft white bread please"

Only the good stuff served here

On its way

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By *d4fun73Man 43 weeks ago

Shipley


"What would you like? "

Continental breakfast please! Cheese, salami and ham mmmmmmmm

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Brioche French toast with bacon and maple syrup please.

"

Your order is ready and waiting

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Wow great to see you back! Was just talking about you the other day. Spooky!

I’ll have a cappuccino please "

Nora!!!! Hey you

Pull up a pew next to me, you can have your cappuccino and we can have a catch-up whilst I dust off my powdery buns for the fellow Fab folk to sink their teeth into

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By *ora the explorerWoman 43 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Wow great to see you back! Was just talking about you the other day. Spooky!

I’ll have a cappuccino please

Nora!!!! Hey you

Pull up a pew next to me, you can have your cappuccino and we can have a catch-up whilst I dust off my powdery buns for the fellow Fab folk to sink their teeth into"

Excellent I’ll help you dust off your powdery buns

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By *hilloutMan 43 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"A smooth English breakfast tea with a nice bacon butty.

Brown sauce please

Of course _hillout

Hope you're keeping well young man? "

Oh, it's you! Welcome back

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By *omeboyCoolMan 43 weeks ago

Pagham

Fried eggs and toast please

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By *irthandgirthMan 43 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Builders brew,

Baguette with unsmoked bacon, fried portobello mushrooms, and some duck eggs.

Ghost chilli sauce on top please ??

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"A nice cafe latte,

Eggs done in olive oil with pepper and rock salt and then laid on a crumpet which has some bacon on it.

Split the egg, let the yoke run into the crumpet.

Nom Nom Nom..

drink coffee.

mange tout Rodney."

I will pass you the apron

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

A tea and a kiss please

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By *iasubTV/TS 43 weeks ago

Ilkeston

A nice black pudding, bacon, saussage, egg and haggis cob would be great

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"What would you like?

Continental breakfast please! Cheese, salami and ham mmmmmmmm"

Continental breakfast coming right up

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 43 weeks ago

My Own Little World


"Just a coffee please

Just had bacon sandwich with HP sauce

Ta muchly

Of course! Pull up a pew and I will be with you in a jiffy "

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By *ittleRed18Woman 43 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I could go a toasted teacake with lots of butter and a cosy cup of tea right now

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"A smooth English breakfast tea with a nice bacon butty.

Brown sauce please

Of course _hillout

Hope you're keeping well young man?

Oh, it's you! Welcome back "

Hey you missed me?

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Fried eggs and toast please "

Good choice indeed! Coming right up

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Builders brew,

Baguette with unsmoked bacon, fried portobello mushrooms, and some duck eggs.

Ghost chilli sauce on top please ?? "

Ooooo that does sound good I might have one of those myself

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By *apiomanMan 43 weeks ago

Shipley


"Eggy bread and a hot chocolate please "

Not had eggy bread for years. Good shout!

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"A tea and a kiss please"

Cuppa tea coming up

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"A nice black pudding, bacon, saussage, egg and haggis cob would be great "

For you, anything

Cuppa on the side?

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"I could go a toasted teacake with lots of butter and a cosy cup of tea right now "

Perfect elevenses

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Eggy bread and a hot chocolate please

Not had eggy bread for years. Good shout!"

Another eggy bread coming right up

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By *hilloutMan 43 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"A smooth English breakfast tea with a nice bacon butty.

Brown sauce please

Of course _hillout

Hope you're keeping well young man?

Oh, it's you! Welcome back

Hey you missed me? "

Good forum folk are always missed

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"A tea and a kiss please

Cuppa tea coming up "

thank u

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

Pie and beans please

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"A smooth English breakfast tea with a nice bacon butty.

Brown sauce please

Of course _hillout

Hope you're keeping well young man?

Oh, it's you! Welcome back

Hey you missed me?

Good forum folk are always missed "

Stop it!

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 43 weeks ago

La La Land


"Pie and beans please "

Which type of pie?

Pork?

Shephards?

Cottage?

Steak?

Chicken?

Veg?

Steak and ale?

Banoffee?

Cream?

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land

After a quick refurb the Fab cafe has reopened for business

Kettles just boiled, hob is hot

What are you having?

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By *hunkyBuggaMan 38 weeks ago

Devon

Eggs Benedict and an Americano please

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 38 weeks ago

St Leonards

Coffee, bacon, scrambled eggs, coffee, mushrooms, tomatoes, coffee, black pudding, coffee, brown sauce, and coffee please.

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By *CLM87Woman 38 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Dirty chai latte, cheese and ham omelette and a date with a gorgeous guy please

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple 38 weeks ago

Sunderland

Bacon and black pudding sandwich and a black coffee please

Mr

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By *ig-Bull-EssexMan 38 weeks ago

Southend

Just copious amounts of tea please.

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By *ileyandOhCouple 38 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Full English, cup of tea please. Woke up Starving !

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By *heonixrising500Man 38 weeks ago

Barnsley

Tea and poached egg on toast

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By *issBellaWoman 38 weeks ago

Wales

Tea and a flirt for me please

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By *eroLondonMan 38 weeks ago

Mayfair

Sautéed mushrooms (cooked with a few drops of Marsala wine) on brioche toast, with a piping hot Cafetière. Thank you.

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By *r TriomanMan 38 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

A long passionate kiss, lots of foreplay and a "happy ending" oh, and a black coffee, decafe please.

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Eggs Benedict and an Americano please "

Coming right up

Would you like a clean cloth for your table or are you going to use the towel that is currently being propped up by the morning wood in your profile pic?

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Coffee, bacon, scrambled eggs, coffee, mushrooms, tomatoes, coffee, black pudding, coffee, brown sauce, and coffee please."

Did you want some coffee with that order?

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By *arkhelgaCouple 38 weeks ago

leeds

Anything unhealthy with a mug of Yorkshire tea pleaseX

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

Lobster Raviolo, Suffolk pork fillet and apple tarte Tatin for a tenner

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Dirty chai latte, cheese and ham omelette and a date with a gorgeous guy please "

Food order is on its way

It's the morning rush, so pull up a pew near the door and just grab one of them

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By *excentric101Man 38 weeks ago

West Midlands

Greasy fry up, couple of slices of well buttered toast & a steaming mug of black coffee please guv

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Bacon and black pudding sandwich and a black coffee please

Mr"

Bacon and black pudding sandwich you fiend! Get out!

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 38 weeks ago

Pontypool

Tea, please, and yogurt with granola. Let me know if you need a hand with anything, I'll gladly help out!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 38 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Coffee, bacon, scrambled eggs, coffee, mushrooms, tomatoes, coffee, black pudding, coffee, brown sauce, and coffee please.

Did you want some coffee with that order? "

Oh yes please OP.

You're a superstar .

Can I have some coffee too please?

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Just copious amounts of tea please."

I will pass you the industrial sized tea pot, enjoy!

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Full English, cup of tea please. Woke up Starving !"

Of course! Pull up a pew and I'll be right with you

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple 38 weeks ago

Sunderland


"Bacon and black pudding sandwich and a black coffee please

Mr

Bacon and black pudding sandwich you fiend! Get out! "

*lifts up collar of trenchcoat and slinks out of cafe in shame. And hungry

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Tea and poached egg on toast"

Good choice

Won't be long

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman 38 weeks ago

Midlothian

A gluten-free option that isn't a brownie, please.

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By *mily36CWoman 38 weeks ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Carrot cake please ...with deep thick creamy frosting

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By *ild_oatsMan 38 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Large black coffee and a window seat to watch the world go by.

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Tea and a flirt for me please "

Cup of tea and a kiss with the lovely Bella?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan 38 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Cup of tea (black) please and a good old Muffin would be great

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

I hope you are getting some help with all these orders OP, your cafe is clearly full to the brim of hungry Fabbers

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Sautéed mushrooms (cooked with a few drops of Marsala wine) on brioche toast, with a piping hot Cafetière. Thank you. "

For you Nero, anything you desire

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"A long passionate kiss, lots of foreplay and a "happy ending" oh, and a black coffee, decafe please."

Cup of coffee coming up

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By *iddlesticksMan 38 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Could I get hold of your buns please.

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Anything unhealthy with a mug of Yorkshire tea pleaseX"

Full English?

Pastry selection?

Left over Chinese from last night?

All of the above?

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 38 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Coffee

And just some cornflakes

Please

And put a pinne on don’t want you’re boobies covered in milk

Well not unless you want to

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By *eroLondonMan 38 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Sautéed mushrooms (cooked with a few drops of Marsala wine) on brioche toast, with a piping hot Cafetière. Thank you.

·

For you Nero, anything you desire "

Sometimes the things that I ·desire· are often unattainable. Quite often the things that I wish to covet are 'inseducable'.

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Lobster Raviolo, Suffolk pork fillet and apple tarte Tatin for a tenner"

For a tenner? pfft!

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

I’d love a hot chocolate please

Woke up to snow this morning. I’m freezing

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By *arkhelgaCouple 38 weeks ago

leeds

All the above double the teaX

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Greasy fry up, couple of slices of well buttered toast & a steaming mug of black coffee please guv "

Yes sir!

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

A huuuugge cooked breakfast, a coffee, energy drink and a creme egg for afters please.

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By *excentric101Man 38 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Greasy fry up, couple of slices of well buttered toast & a steaming mug of black coffee please guv

Yes sir! "

Thank you

Oh... Forgot to say, no tomatoes, black pudding or mushrooms ??

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Tea, please, and yogurt with granola. Let me know if you need a hand with anything, I'll gladly help out!"

Oh thank you!

If you could just leave your clothes behind the counter and start serving some of the food that would be amazing

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"A gluten-free option that isn't a brownie, please. "

You're in luck!

I've just made a fresh batch of gluten free breakfast muffins, pancakes and smoothies just for you

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By *issBellaWoman 38 weeks ago

Wales


"Tea and a flirt for me please

Cup of tea and a kiss with the lovely Bella? "

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

I'd like a hot chocolate and apple pie. Please & thank you x

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

Milky sweet tea and a bacon butty red sauce

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Carrot cake please ...with deep thick creamy frosting "

There does appear to be some sort of thick creamy substance building up in the corner of the Fab cafe, but I'm not sure if you want that on your carrot cake?

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Large black coffee and a window seat to watch the world go by."

Wild_oats I have the perfect window seat with your name all over it

Pull up a pew and I'll bring your large black coffee to you very soon

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Cup of tea (black) please and a good old Muffin would be great"

How old would you like your muffin?

I think I have some out the back from the 90s

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By *ustamanMan 38 weeks ago

weymouth

Coffee and danish please

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By *ames_HertsMan 38 weeks ago

North Hertfordshire

A pastry and a hot choc please

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

Just ordered a small fry in Ashers in Carnmoney just out Belfast.

Have a good weekend FABs

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"I hope you are getting some help with all these orders OP, your cafe is clearly full to the brim of hungry Fabbers"

Cockney_j they have clearly been working up an appetite this morning

I'm not jealous at all

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By *viatrixWoman 38 weeks ago

Redhill

Lots of black coffee please

I’ll nick a slice of French toast off someone’s plate. Can’t have a full portion- the insulin spike’s not worth it.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 38 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Tea, please, and yogurt with granola. Let me know if you need a hand with anything, I'll gladly help out!

Oh thank you!

If you could just leave your clothes behind the counter and start serving some of the food that would be amazing "

You got it! Tell me what you want me to do.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan 38 weeks ago

Gloucestershire


"Cup of tea (black) please and a good old Muffin would be great

How old would you like your muffin?

I think I have some out the back from the 90s "

Brb, just calling the health inspector

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Could I get hold of your buns please. "

Of course!

Which buns do you fancy?

Seeded

Brioche

Chelsea

Hair

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Coffee

And just some cornflakes

Please

And put a pinne on don’t want you’re boobies covered in milk

Well not unless you want to "

You want me to cover up?

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"I’d love a hot chocolate please

Woke up to snow this morning. I’m freezing "

Hot chocolate coming right up

If you need any assistance with warming up, please let me know

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By *obilebottomMan 38 weeks ago

All over

Cup of tea and a paracetamol please. I have a headache

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By *oney_Bee_xTV/TS 38 weeks ago

Teesside

Really Milky Gingerbread Latte please. With one pump of syrup, not two pumps x

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"All the above double the teaX"

Somebodies hungry!

Be with you ASAP

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By *hunkyBuggaMan 38 weeks ago

Devon


"Eggs Benedict and an Americano please

Coming right up

Would you like a clean cloth for your table or are you going to use the towel that is currently being propped up by the morning wood in your profile pic? "

A clean cloth please! Unless this is your subtle way of getting me to remove my towel

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"A huuuugge cooked breakfast, a coffee, energy drink and a creme egg for afters please. "

Woman after my own heart

Can I please watch how you eat your Creme egg?

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Greasy fry up, couple of slices of well buttered toast & a steaming mug of black coffee please guv

Yes sir!

Thank you

Oh... Forgot to say, no tomatoes, black pudding or mushrooms ??"

No problem at all

I'll eat your mushrooms

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"I'd like a hot chocolate and apple pie. Please & thank you x

Mrs "

Loving the please and thank you

You can have a double portion for that Mrs

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Milky sweet tea and a bacon butty red sauce "

Good choice!

Should be with you in a few minutes

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By *excentric101Man 38 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Greasy fry up, couple of slices of well buttered toast & a steaming mug of black coffee please guv

Yes sir!

Thank you

Oh... Forgot to say, no tomatoes, black pudding or mushrooms ??

No problem at all

I'll eat your mushrooms "

Perfect! Thank you

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By *all me missWoman 38 weeks ago

South Wales

Fish and chips please

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago


"I’d love a hot chocolate please

Woke up to snow this morning. I’m freezing

Hot chocolate coming right up

If you need any assistance with warming up, please let me know "

Thank you!

Bring a blanket and jump in

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Coffee and danish please "

We have a wonderful selection of fresh pastries, fill your boots!

Not literally though

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"A pastry and a hot choc please "

Would you like marshmallows and cream in your hot choc?

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Just ordered a small fry in Ashers in Carnmoney just out Belfast.

Have a good weekend FABs "

Hope you have a wonderful weekend too

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Lots of black coffee please

I’ll nick a slice of French toast off someone’s plate. Can’t have a full portion- the insulin spike’s not worth it. "

Good morning Aviatrix

A litre of black coffee coming up

If you would like me to keep a close eye on you to make sure you don't have a hypo, I'm more than happy too

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By *iredhandMan 38 weeks ago

Manchester

Americano with an extra shot and a Blueberry muffin if there are any left…

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Tea, please, and yogurt with granola. Let me know if you need a hand with anything, I'll gladly help out!

Oh thank you!

If you could just leave your clothes behind the counter and start serving some of the food that would be amazing

You got it! Tell me what you want me to do. "

If you can stop Wild_oats from lickng the window cause that's getting a bit weird

Place another blanket around The Shivs as they are starting to turn blue

Kick the health inspector out as they really do not want to see what I've buried out the back

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By *ritladMan 38 weeks ago

Taunton

I like my coffee how I like women, as they come, just add some water, let them brew to perfect taste and nothing else

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Cup of tea and a paracetamol please. I have a headache "

Of course MB

Let me know if you need a gentle snuggle until the headache goes away

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Really Milky Gingerbread Latte please. With one pump of syrup, not two pumps x"

Of course Honey_Bee. Anything else with your latte?

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"Fish and chips please "

Fish and chips for brekkie?

Marry me?

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land


"I’d love a hot chocolate please

Woke up to snow this morning. I’m freezing

Hot chocolate coming right up

If you need any assistance with warming up, please let me know

Thank you!

Bring a blanket and jump in "

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 38 weeks ago

St Leonards

Come on - only a few more to close the thread.

Always a nice feeling.

Can I have another black Americano please ta OP thank you very much?

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By *uttymonkeyMan 38 weeks ago

devon

Pancakes!

American breko for moi and a fat thick vanilla milkshake

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 38 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Tea, please, and yogurt with granola. Let me know if you need a hand with anything, I'll gladly help out!

Oh thank you!

If you could just leave your clothes behind the counter and start serving some of the food that would be amazing

You got it! Tell me what you want me to do.

If you can stop Wild_oats from lickng the window cause that's getting a bit weird

Place another blanket around The Shivs as they are starting to turn blue

Kick the health inspector out as they really do not want to see what I've buried out the back

"

Wild_oates has been given something else to lick on - seems to like the taste, although I'm not sure it's healthy.

The Shivs are suitably wrapped, and have found some other customers to share body heat with.

I probably went a bit too far with the health inspector. Don't worry, I've found your spade.....

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land

Well that's all we have time for, so it's goodnight from me

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

La La Land

And it's a goodnight from her

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