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"I am off to bed soon. Can I have a small brandy to warm my cockles please. Thank you.
Of course MB
I will get your PJs ready whilst you drink up  sleep well"
Very kind and thank you. I hope the bar is full and prospers  |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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FREE?? Well that’ll be me here all night. That start with a red wine., followed by about three rums., after that I will probably keep saying whatever they’re having  |
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"I’ll take a Mojito mocktail
Mojito mocktail coming right up
Just need to find those annoying umbrella thingies and I'll bring it right over  "
cheers! I was watching a prank video where they put giant umbrellas on peoples drinks at a bar |
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"FREE?? Well that’ll be me here all night. That start with a red wine., followed by about three rums., after that I will probably keep saying whatever they’re having "
I am so tired I thought you said nuns |
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"FREE?? Well that’ll be me here all night. That start with a red wine., followed by about three rums., after that I will probably keep saying whatever they’re having "
1 bottle of red
3 bottles of rum
And what else?  |
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"I’ll take a Mojito mocktail
Mojito mocktail coming right up
Just need to find those annoying umbrella thingies and I'll bring it right over cheers! I was watching a prank video where they put giant umbrellas on peoples drinks at a bar"
Don't tempt me! |
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"FREE?? Well that’ll be me here all night. That start with a red wine., followed by about three rums., after that I will probably keep saying whatever they’re having
Rum and cola ful fat mind "
Coming right up  |
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"I’ll take a Mojito mocktail
Mojito mocktail coming right up
Just need to find those annoying umbrella thingies and I'll bring it right over cheers! I was watching a prank video where they put giant umbrellas on peoples drinks at a bar
Don't tempt me! "
if you get a chance look up Ross creations on YouTube some brilliant pranks there |
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"I don't normally drink but I've had a pretty shit day
Oh! 
Pull up a pew I'm listening  "
Oh it's no big deal really. Just feeling a little sorry for myself having been stood up twice in one day. Once by a friend who I was supposed to meet for lunch, and this evening where I was supposed to go on a date but, she cancelled on me at the last minute.
It's not the end of the world. There are people with real problems out there. Although, the girl I was supposed to go on the date with, I actually liked her and could see some potential for a future there.
Before anyone tries to convince me that it might still happen, I received a text message from her when I had already arrived for the date that simply said "yeah. I'm not coming." so... I guess I was barking up the wrong tree |
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"I don't normally drink but I've had a pretty shit day
Oh!
Pull up a pew I'm listening
Oh it's no big deal really. Just feeling a little sorry for myself having been stood up twice in one day. Once by a friend who I was supposed to meet for lunch, and this evening where I was supposed to go on a date but, she cancelled on me at the last minute.
It's not the end of the world. There are people with real problems out there. Although, the girl I was supposed to go on the date with, I actually liked her and could see some potential for a future there.
Before anyone tries to convince me that it might still happen, I received a text message from her when I had already arrived for the date that simply said "yeah. I'm not coming." so... I guess I was barking up the wrong tree"
Ah that's shit, sorry to hear this x |
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By *aizyWoman 46 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Could I have a hot chocolate with a massive dollop of Baileys by any chance, please?!
Of course Daizy! Shall I leave the Baileys beside you so you can top up as and when?"
Perfect thank you, I'll take a couple of those little umbrellas too if you found them, I do like those little umbrellas! |
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"Bottle of New Zealand Sauvignon blanc please
As it's a Friday night, shall I open the Magnum sized bottle I kept in the back for special occassions? "
Sounds wonderful it is my birthday after all  |
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"I don't normally drink but I've had a pretty shit day
Oh!
Pull up a pew I'm listening
Oh it's no big deal really. Just feeling a little sorry for myself having been stood up twice in one day. Once by a friend who I was supposed to meet for lunch, and this evening where I was supposed to go on a date but, she cancelled on me at the last minute.
It's not the end of the world. There are people with real problems out there. Although, the girl I was supposed to go on the date with, I actually liked her and could see some potential for a future there.
Before anyone tries to convince me that it might still happen, I received a text message from her when I had already arrived for the date that simply said "yeah. I'm not coming." so... I guess I was barking up the wrong tree
Ah that's shit, sorry to hear this x"
Thanks. If its not meant to be, it's not meant to be I guess.
I'll be alright. It's not like it's my first time! |
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"I don't normally drink but I've had a pretty shit day
Oh!
Pull up a pew I'm listening
Oh it's no big deal really. Just feeling a little sorry for myself having been stood up twice in one day. Once by a friend who I was supposed to meet for lunch, and this evening where I was supposed to go on a date but, she cancelled on me at the last minute.
It's not the end of the world. There are people with real problems out there. Although, the girl I was supposed to go on the date with, I actually liked her and could see some potential for a future there.
Before anyone tries to convince me that it might still happen, I received a text message from her when I had already arrived for the date that simply said "yeah. I'm not coming." so... I guess I was barking up the wrong tree
Ah that's shit, sorry to hear this x
Thanks. If its not meant to be, it's not meant to be I guess.
I'll be alright. It's not like it's my first time! "
I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"FREE?? Well that’ll be me here all night. That start with a red wine., followed by about three rums., after that I will probably keep saying whatever they’re having
Rum and cola ful fat mind "
Too right! If you have a diet Coke with the wrong, you’re crazy. |
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" I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x"
Yup. Not gonna lie, I sat in my car and cried for about half an hour but, then I drove home and ate the pizza.
So while I may still be crying on and off, I have at least had some dinner |
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By *an_spMan 46 weeks ago
Coventry |
"I was going to ask for a Jack Daniels and please M'lady... but as I have been called gross and obese today , better make that a diet please  "
Dude! Really sorry that happened to you! You should go for the regular and don’t let the fat shaming comments deter you |
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" I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x
Yup. Not gonna lie, I sat in my car and cried for about half an hour but, then I drove home and ate the pizza.
So while I may still be crying on and off, I have at least had some dinner"
I'm so sorry people are shitbags sometimes... |
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"I was going to ask for a Jack Daniels and please M'lady... but as I have been called gross and obese today , better make that a diet please
Dude! Really sorry that happened to you! You should go for the regular and don’t let the fat shaming comments deter you"
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"Could I have a hot chocolate with a massive dollop of Baileys by any chance, please?!
Of course Daizy! Shall I leave the Baileys beside you so you can top up as and when?
Perfect thank you, I'll take a couple of those little umbrellas too if you found them, I do like those little umbrellas!"
I will leave the tub of umbrellas with you. Just don't poke your eye out! |
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"Bottle of New Zealand Sauvignon blanc please
As it's a Friday night, shall I open the Magnum sized bottle I kept in the back for special occassions?
Sounds wonderful it is my birthday after all "
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!  |
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By *an_spMan 46 weeks ago
Coventry |
" I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x
Yup. Not gonna lie, I sat in my car and cried for about half an hour but, then I drove home and ate the pizza.
So while I may still be crying on and off, I have at least had some dinner"
If it makes you feel better, I’ve been canceled 7 times at the last minute this month. Sucks hard, and unfortunately it’s part of the game. Chin up though, today was a loss, tomorrow’s gonna be a win! stuff like that happens to the greatest champs! |
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" I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x
Yup. Not gonna lie, I sat in my car and cried for about half an hour but, then I drove home and ate the pizza.
So while I may still be crying on and off, I have at least had some dinner
If it makes you feel better, I’ve been canceled 7 times at the last minute this month. Sucks hard, and unfortunately it’s part of the game. Chin up though, today was a loss, tomorrow’s gonna be a win! stuff like that happens to the greatest champs! "
Man alive why on earth would anyone cancel on you ?!  |
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" I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x
Yup. Not gonna lie, I sat in my car and cried for about half an hour but, then I drove home and ate the pizza.
So while I may still be crying on and off, I have at least had some dinner
If it makes you feel better, I’ve been canceled 7 times at the last minute this month. Sucks hard, and unfortunately it’s part of the game. Chin up though, today was a loss, tomorrow’s gonna be a win! stuff like that happens to the greatest champs! "
If it was just a meet, 9rna random first date, I'd just shrug it off but, I actually liked this girl and I thought (until about 7pm anyway) that she was equally interested.
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"I was going to ask for a Jack Daniels and please M'lady... but as I have been called gross and obese today , better make that a diet please
You have whatever you want!
JD and cola coming up "
Why thank you kind lady |
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"I don't normally drink but I've had a pretty shit day
Oh!
Pull up a pew I'm listening
Oh it's no big deal really. Just feeling a little sorry for myself having been stood up twice in one day. Once by a friend who I was supposed to meet for lunch, and this evening where I was supposed to go on a date but, she cancelled on me at the last minute.
It's not the end of the world. There are people with real problems out there. Although, the girl I was supposed to go on the date with, I actually liked her and could see some potential for a future there.
Before anyone tries to convince me that it might still happen, I received a text message from her when I had already arrived for the date that simply said "yeah. I'm not coming." so... I guess I was barking up the wrong tree"
I'm sorry this happened to you.  |
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By *ags73Man 46 weeks ago
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" I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x
Yup. Not gonna lie, I sat in my car and cried for about half an hour but, then I drove home and ate the pizza.
So while I may still be crying on and off, I have at least had some dinner
If it makes you feel better, I’ve been canceled 7 times at the last minute this month. Sucks hard, and unfortunately it’s part of the game. Chin up though, today was a loss, tomorrow’s gonna be a win! stuff like that happens to the greatest champs!
If it was just a meet, 9rna random first date, I'd just shrug it off but, I actually liked this girl and I thought (until about 7pm anyway) that she was equally interested.
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Aww Man. Sorry |
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" I know, but must still be disappointing nonetheless, especially if you like her x
Yup. Not gonna lie, I sat in my car and cried for about half an hour but, then I drove home and ate the pizza.
So while I may still be crying on and off, I have at least had some dinner
If it makes you feel better, I’ve been canceled 7 times at the last minute this month. Sucks hard, and unfortunately it’s part of the game. Chin up though, today was a loss, tomorrow’s gonna be a win! stuff like that happens to the greatest champs!
If it was just a meet, 9rna random first date, I'd just shrug it off but, I actually liked this girl and I thought (until about 7pm anyway) that she was equally interested.
Aww Man. Sorry "
I'll live.
I might feel like I don't want to for a bit but, I will. |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"I was lingering by the door, not sure whether to come in as I don't know anyone. But the conversation sounded fun so I thought why not. Hello everyone
Lingering !
Join the throng xx"
*tentatively steps in ...
Thanks for the welcome. Can you tell I don't get out much haha. |
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Oh hi gosh so rude... Could i have a mocktail please "
You are not rude at all!
@Dan_sp!!! You have your first cocktail order!
If he doesn't respond in 5 mins give him a quick flash and I'm sure he'll be straight over |
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"I was lingering by the door, not sure whether to come in as I don't know anyone. But the conversation sounded fun so I thought why not. Hello everyone "
Well hello Freespiritelle and welcome
Find a seat and let me know what your having whenever you're ready |
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By *ags73Man 46 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Any Pernod?
Otherwise sixteen espresso martinis and whatever you lot are having
We have everything here
Are you having it neat young man?"
Just the bottle is fine.
(Blackout d*unkness is required)
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Well hello Freespiritelle and welcome
Find a seat and let me know what your having whenever you're ready "
Hi, thanks for the welcome.
Well, I don't usually drink because I'm diabetic and doing the maths to keep my bg balanced is a pain in the arse. But, as this is the Fab bar, anything goes right ... so, I would love a prosecco with a double shot of limoncello added please lovely landlady |
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"I’ve just walked into a really good bar the bartender is smoking hot!! Could I order a beer while I look at the cocktail list please? "
Where's the smoking hot bartender?
Beer coming up
Cocktail list is just over there ------» |
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"Well hello Freespiritelle and welcome
Find a seat and let me know what your having whenever you're ready
Hi, thanks for the welcome.
Well, I don't usually drink because I'm diabetic and doing the maths to keep my bg balanced is a pain in the arse. But, as this is the Fab bar, anything goes right ... so, I would love a prosecco with a double shot of limoncello added please lovely landlady "
You don't have to worry about any health conditions in this magical Fabulous bar
Prosecco with a double shot of limoncello coming right up |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"You don't have to worry about any health conditions in this magical Fabulous bar
Prosecco with a double shot of limoncello coming right up "
Ooh, can't wait. It'll be like reliving my 40th b/day when I got absolutely leathered on prosecco+limoncello cocktails. Ahh.. those were the days
Speaking of birthdays...Little Miss of Southampton!! I don't know you, but I'd like to wish you A very Happy Birthday sexy lady   |
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"Either a Black Samsung... Double
Or
A Brandy and Babycham please.
I don't mind doing a stint behind the bar if you wish to socialise a little. Take the nuts out and have a nibble etc... "
Cheers Eddie
I will sit in amongst the pissheads nibbling gently on your nuts |
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"Either a Black Samsung... Double
Or
A Brandy and Babycham please.
I don't mind doing a stint behind the bar if you wish to socialise a little. Take the nuts out and have a nibble etc... "
But first I will get your double Black Samsung and your Brandy and Babycham |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Either a Black Samsung... Double
Or
A Brandy and Babycham please.
I don't mind doing a stint behind the bar if you wish to socialise a little. Take the nuts out and have a nibble etc...
Cheers Eddie
I will sit in amongst the pissheads nibbling gently on your nuts "
are his nuts salted or dry roasted? |
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"Either a Black Samsung... Double
Or
A Brandy and Babycham please.
I don't mind doing a stint behind the bar if you wish to socialise a little. Take the nuts out and have a nibble etc...
Cheers Eddie
I will sit in amongst the pissheads nibbling gently on your nuts
are his nuts salted or dry roasted? "
It's very odd! It's one of each! |
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By *nnCeeWoman 46 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
A glass of Sauvignon Blanc, s'il vous plaît.
Happy to round up the empties for you... (once a barmaid, always a barmaid...)
Happy Birthday to the Birthday girl, and good evening one and all |
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"You don't have to worry about any health conditions in this magical Fabulous bar
Prosecco with a double shot of limoncello coming right up
Ooh, can't wait. It'll be like reliving my 40th b/day when I got absolutely leathered on prosecco+limoncello cocktails. Ahh.. those were the days
Speaking of birthdays...Little Miss of Southampton!! I don't know you, but I'd like to wish you A very Happy Birthday sexy lady "
Aah thank you so much lovely xx  xx |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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I’ll have a strong coffee, no sugar & being as it’s Saturday I’ll have baileys in it too please.
But put the Baileys in last please or it’ll go clumpy.
Thank you kindly |
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