30 years man and boy toughest game in the world jumpers for goal posts young boys in in the park  Putting up a tent is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Unzip the door, put up your pole, and slip into the old bag.
And I was velly velly d*unk  |
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"30 years man and boy toughest game in the world jumpers for goal posts young boys in in the park Putting up a tent is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Unzip the door, put up your pole, and slip into the old bag.
And I was velly velly d*unk "
Absolutely brilliant love all the Swiss Tony lines. |
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"Heey! My name's Dave Angel, eco warrior. Behind me there is my missus Shirley, and we haven't had sex for twelve years, which is fine because we got better things to do."
The world should of listened to Dave angel way ahead of his time. The worlds the turning and we’re not learning |
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Usual problem with the drainage in the lower field…”
“Ted, are you interested in French cinema at all, Ted?”
“I wouldn’t know about that sir…”
“Are you doing anything on Friday Ted?”
“No, you misunderstand me Ted, I did mean in the evening… Do you like Tina Turner, Ted?” |
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By *ndycoinsMan 46 weeks ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"Johnny Black the artist for me everytime "
 black black we crawl on our knees to our doom.
Me,the 13th Duke of Wybourne,in the girls dormitory,at three in the morning,what were they thinking of? |
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"Johnny Black the artist for me everytime
black black we crawl on our knees to our doom.
Me,the 13th Duke of Wybourne,in the girls dormitory,at three in the morning,what were they thinking of?"
The blackness! The end! Where are we sleeping tonight, Mother? In Father's Grave? |
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"The professor "we took two toobes"
Denzil Dexter
We filled one beaker with 259 ml of water,the other with 100 ml,we don't know why."
That's the one. Bloody love the Fast Show.
I watched Little Britain the other day. Christ the stuff they got away with. |
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By *aizyWoman 46 weeks ago
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"Johnny Black the artist for me everytime
He was my absolute favourite, I loved him!
Shucks, you're just saying that!"
Black! Black! You lock me in the cellar and feed me pins!
I nearly laughed myself into a hernia a few times watching him!  |
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"Johnny Black the artist for me everytime
He was my absolute favourite, I loved him!
Shucks, you're just saying that!
Black! Black! You lock me in the cellar and feed me pins!
I nearly laughed myself into a hernia a few times watching him! "
It was the perfect sketch. You could just see the tension building as he was describing the dark clouds "they're dark, almost...
"Johnny, no Johnny"
....they're BLACK"
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By *aizyWoman 46 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Johnny Black the artist for me everytime
He was my absolute favourite, I loved him!
Shucks, you're just saying that!
Black! Black! You lock me in the cellar and feed me pins!
I nearly laughed myself into a hernia a few times watching him!
It was the perfect sketch. You could just see the tension building as he was describing the dark clouds "they're dark, almost...
"Johnny, no Johnny"
....they're BLACK"
"
That was it, it was the build up, you knew the outburst was coming and it was still hilarious! |
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"Johnny Black the artist for me everytime
He was my absolute favourite, I loved him!
Shucks, you're just saying that!
Black! Black! You lock me in the cellar and feed me pins!
I nearly laughed myself into a hernia a few times watching him!
It was the perfect sketch. You could just see the tension building as he was describing the dark clouds "they're dark, almost...
"Johnny, no Johnny"
....they're BLACK"
That was it, it was the build up, you knew the outburst was coming and it was still hilarious! "
And his crouched walk and he has to pick things up and destroy them feebly |
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