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By *sWyld OP Woman 39 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.
I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.
I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.
I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)
You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.
So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon  |
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Me. We won't have dinner arguments, I will happily cook for you. Then at the end of a difficult day I will hold your hands as I tell you how much I believe in you. And after you have soaked in a hot bath I will brush your hair and gently kiss your neck and shoulders, before I lovingly and tenderly podge you up the wrong 'un. |
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"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.
I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.
I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.
I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)
You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.
So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon "
My profile is my application. 
I mean, there's even reviews.  |
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By *abioMan 39 weeks ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.
I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.
I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.
I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)
You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.
So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon "
If you want the proper BFE… I can give you match of the day … and possibly a quickie at half time… depending on the highlights package!!! |
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"Me. We won't have dinner arguments, I will happily cook for you. Then at the end of a difficult day I will hold your hands as I tell you how much I believe in you. And after you have soaked in a hot bath I will brush your hair and gently kiss your neck and shoulders, before I lovingly and tenderly podge you up the wrong 'un. "
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"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.
I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.
I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.
I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)
You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.
So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon
If you want the proper BFE… I can give you match of the day … and possibly a quickie at half time… depending on the highlights package!!! "
If you’re lucky you'll get a quarter of an orange and pulled off at half time.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.
I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.
I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.
I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)
You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.
So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon "
I want this but in Derby! Where's my lady fwb? |
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"So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon "
Look - she’s even offering to come to you! A bar near you. Not a bar near her.
I can vouch for MsWyld being perfect part-time-girlfriend material. I left her a veri and everything.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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I actually really like this way of meeting people, something which feels like a date, but not really a date. (although I have asked someone for a date from here.  )
But your explanation feels a lot more my type of ball game than just a hook up.  |
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"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.
I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.
I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.
I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)
You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.
So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon "
I’m much more local and suitable than reprobates from far far away  |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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Ok let’s see I can offer
2 different styles
1st style is a pamper you all day
Brefst in bed
Blank fort built
Your favourite movie or tv your watching
And muches and we cuddle the day away
And I give you awesome back rubs and look in to your eyes and tell you your beautiful
Opinion 2
Wow factor
I can sweep you off your feet and wisk you away to a lovely hotel room
For the evening and a shop off shopping first for a awesome night ware atter and I don’t mean lingire well if you want I was more thinking evning ware for the lovey fancy restaurant
Then we can have giggles at the bar
Before returning to the hotel room for a wicked night
I can do these in alternates if you like
1st a week
2x a month
Or ones a month
Your choiceing
Also I not going to bunny boil you and be all up in your space 24/7
Yes we me chat ever couple off days ither phone call or with text but it just be to see how your days been
I can also come in 3 modes you chose
1 can be normal me man me
2 can be natalie me
And 3 is hybrid off both man me top jeans shose with natalie lingers
Also who you choose to spend time with when we not together in your business so that isn’t a problem
As long as the same back is respectfed
And as long as your not putting or day off for someone else |
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By *sWyld OP Woman 39 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.
I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.
I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.
I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)
You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.
So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon
I’m much more local and suitable than reprobates from far far away "
But far away = epic road trips and I love those |
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By *sWyld OP Woman 39 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
"So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon
Look - she’s even offering to come to you! A bar near you. Not a bar near her.
I can vouch for MsWyld being perfect part-time-girlfriend material. I left her a veri and everything. "
I am a proper catch |
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By *sWyld OP Woman 39 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
"I actually really like this way of meeting people, something which feels like a date, but not really a date. (although I have asked someone for a date from here. )
But your explanation feels a lot more my type of ball game than just a hook up. "
It is indeed the dream!
When it works, it works well too  |
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"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.
I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.
I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.
I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)
You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.
So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon
I’m much more local and suitable than reprobates from far far away
But far away = epic road trips and I love those "
Waaaaaah!  |
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By *host63Man 39 weeks ago
Bedfont Feltham |
"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.
I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.
I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.
I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)
You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.
So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon "
So basically you want everything a man has to offer and give nothing back?
Sounds like 80% of all the other women in the world then? |
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So basically you want everything a man has to offer and give nothing back?
Sounds like 80% of all the other women in the world then?"
So basically you’re bitching about women then?
Sounds like 80% of all of your other replies on the forum. |
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"Me. We won't have dinner arguments, I will happily cook for you. Then at the end of a difficult day I will hold your hands as I tell you how much I believe in you. And after you have soaked in a hot bath I will brush your hair and gently kiss your neck and shoulders, before I lovingly and tenderly podge you up the wrong 'un.
Hahahaha!!"
You can laugh, sounds fantastic to me |
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"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.
I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.
I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.
I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)
You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.
So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon "
Your artist in residence here |
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"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.
I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.
I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.
I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)
You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.
So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon
So basically you want everything a man has to offer and give nothing back?
Sounds like 80% of all the other women in the world then?"
How does the guy get nothing out of it? |
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So basically you want everything a man has to offer and give nothing back?
Sounds like 80% of all the other women in the world then?
So basically you’re bitching about women then?
Sounds like 80% of all of your other replies on the forum."
The green arrow confirms this! |
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By *sWyld OP Woman 39 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.
I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.
I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.
I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)
You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.
So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon
So basically you want everything a man has to offer and give nothing back?
Sounds like 80% of all the other women in the world then?"
I give lots. I'm lovely. |
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"See the *funny* answer would be to tell you that she’s actually my wife.
She’s not, by the way.
But that *would* be funny. "
Ooh that's good...you saw a way to mess with logic (the "excluded middle" thing?) so I'm calling you Rose Tinted Gödel from now on . |
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I appreciate your honesty and specific requirements for the ultimate boyfriend experience. It's important to know what you want and what you're looking for in a partner. I hope you find someone who can fulfill all of your needs and desires. Good luck with your interviews at the bar! |
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"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.
I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.
I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.
I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)
You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.
So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon "
I want to be part of the Jury Panel |
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"Just want to thank everyone for taking this in the way it was meant and for not giving me the "why are you on a swingers site?" chat "
I thought you were here to stalk RTG whilst pretending he couldn't handle you? |
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"Just want to thank everyone for taking this in the way it was meant and for not giving me the "why are you on a swingers site?" chat "
So why are you on a swinger’s site?
Just noticed my application has REJECTED stamped on it now! |
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By *sWyld OP Woman 39 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
"Just want to thank everyone for taking this in the way it was meant and for not giving me the "why are you on a swingers site?" chat
I thought you were here to stalk RTG whilst pretending he couldn't handle you?"
I don't stalk. I'm blatant |
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"Just want to thank everyone for taking this in the way it was meant and for not giving me the "why are you on a swingers site?" chat
I thought you were here to stalk RTG whilst pretending he couldn't handle you?
I don't stalk. I'm blatant "
Ahhh...the old triple bluff trick.
Nice try . |
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"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.
I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.
I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.
I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)
You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.
So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon "
Who does the dishes? |
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By *sWyld OP Woman 39 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.
I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.
I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.
I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)
You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.
So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon
Who does the dishes? "
Too busy with the sex stuff to actually eat |
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"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.
I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.
I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.
I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)
You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.
So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon
Who does the dishes?
Too busy with the sex stuff to actually eat "
I can do the sex stuff while you do the dishes |
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"Me. We won't have dinner arguments, I will happily cook for you. Then at the end of a difficult day I will hold your hands as I tell you how much I believe in you. And after you have soaked in a hot bath I will brush your hair and gently kiss your neck and shoulders, before I lovingly and tenderly podge you up the wrong 'un.
Hahahaha!!
You can laugh, sounds fantastic to me "
SOLD!!! Please click on checkout for our delivery options. |
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"So I'm stealing RTG's post and setting up my own.
I'm seeking the ultimate boyfriend experience.
I want romance, epic sex and dates but I don't want to have to do your washing or argue over what to have for dinner.
I want adventures but I don't always want them with you so you can't be getting huffy if I have other plans (I won't when you do either)
You must be willing to seduce and be seduced. Sleepovers, spooning and morning sex also required.
So submit your applications here and I'll hold interviews in a bar near you soon "
OP...There is something wrong with my phone recently...
It doesn't have your number in it 
079 me and let's do this date ... Forget the boring interview chit chats... Let me show you me in action
.. lol good luck |
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