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By *usty.Trombone OP Man 39 weeks ago

Manchester

... Make a proper brew x

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By *ex HolesMan 39 weeks ago

Up North

……. after the sex

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By *hrowawaydevice1987Man 39 weeks ago

SW London/Surrey

Stay warm on minus conditions, wearing virtually nothing

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By *osey WalesMan 39 weeks ago

Surrey

Speak with a northern accent

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By *elix SightedMan 39 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Make eating chips with cheese and gravy almost appealing

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By *panksspankedMan 39 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Deliver a damn good spanking

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By *hrimper36Couple 39 weeks ago

Central France dept 36

Punch with extreme force.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple 39 weeks ago

in Lancashire

Only the Lancashire ones..

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 39 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Every native British woman is a "Northern lass" from my perspective. Actually, anyone from north of the equator.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 39 weeks ago

Pontypool

Ok, define northern lasses, because I've been told I'm not. I might live in Wales, but I'm not from here!

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By *eroLondonMan 39 weeks ago

Covent Garden

...they send the best opening messages. It's an art form that the southern lasses could aspire to.

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By *layfullsamMan 39 weeks ago

Solihull

Can have sex in an alley without dropping a single item of fast food

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By *host63Man 39 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

"... Make a proper brew x

I find the Northen lasses are a lot nicer and more receptive than London/southern women.

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By *ad NannaWoman 39 weeks ago

East London

Down 10 pints, muller a kebab then walk 5 miles home in -10° weather wearing a mini skirt, heels and crop top.

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By *hil most chillMan 39 weeks ago

South East & Europe

Go on about how polite everyone is up north and how rude everyone is down south

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 39 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

I’ve heard they cook a mean hotpot.

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By *avexxMan 39 weeks ago

cheshire

this could turn into a civil war

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By *carlet SeductionWoman 39 weeks ago

Maidstone

"Down 10 pints, muller a kebab then walk 5 miles home in -10° weather wearing a mini skirt, heels and crop top.

Yeah. I can't do that

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 39 weeks ago

Pontypool

Ramraid

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By *mf123Man 39 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Put the heating on too high

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By *ex HolesMan 39 weeks ago

Up North

Peel a turnip

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By *ools and the brainCouple 39 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Moan

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By *uddy laneMan 39 weeks ago

dudley

Knock you out.

Momma said I got to knock you out.

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By *ou only live onceMan 39 weeks ago

London

"Make eating chips with cheese and gravy almost appealing"

"Almost" doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence...

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Fucking !

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By *usty.Trombone OP Man 38 weeks ago

Manchester

Reppin Manchester !

Mancs mean business in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

Talk to me. I love most Northern accents, especially Yorkshire/Leeds. It's like music to my ears and does things.

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By *ddie1966Man 38 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Be themselves.

Never met a pretentious one yet. Always down to earth.

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

Get d*unk and tell you they’re lonely and they love you, before sobering up and apologising, insisting they’re happy.

Or is that just one of them?…

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By *ony 2016Man 38 weeks ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

Tork reet

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

Just about everything in life

Oh and FANTASTIC SEX

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By *TG3Man 38 weeks ago

Dorchester

Travel

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By *tacy.TWoman 38 weeks ago

luton

Northern lass here lol

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

"Be themselves.

Never met a pretentious one yet. Always down to earth."
hahhaaahahahhaahaaaa

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By *ust RachelTV/TS 38 weeks ago

Horsham

Making wearing hair rollers part of their wardrobe.

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By *ogerroger69Man 38 weeks ago

West Yorks

Mushy peas & gravy x

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 38 weeks ago

chichester

Whine

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 38 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Pan of scouse

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 38 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

According to Viz magazine many many years ago, getting banged in an alley without dropping her fish and chips (with gravy).

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By *iss.Bella.Woman 38 weeks ago

Wales

Make gravy

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 38 weeks ago

My Own Little World

"According to Viz magazine many many years ago, getting banged in an alley without dropping her fish and chips (with gravy)."

Sharon

Tracey

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By *atter3127Man 38 weeks ago

stoke on trent

"According to Viz magazine many many years ago, getting banged in an alley without dropping her fish and chips (with gravy)."

Fuck yes! That stuffs expensive!!!

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