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By *ewbie087 OP Man 38 weeks ago
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Are there any groups where we can expert our skills at specific sections? Im very much interested to be an expert kisser and pussy licker.
Is there anyone in the same boat or wish to be expert in other categories? |
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"Are there any groups where we can expert our skills at specific sections? Im very much interested to be an expert kisser and pussy licker.
Is there anyone in the same boat or wish to be expert in other categories?"
But if we were both licking pussy in the same boat we could rock it too much, capsize and drown  !
We'd be ex-experts. |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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lol at the snipey comments  
I'd like to be an expert in fixing stuff. I'm always impressed by people who don't care if things break or go wrong because they know they can fix it. |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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I wouldn't call myself an expert but I have acquired a lot of practical experience in the field of turning ordinary objects (not just solid objects either) into sex toys. I also like to carefully pick locations for sex. These aren't particularly marketable skills, but the ladies appreciate them nonetheless. |
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Powered on chocolate and lubricated on red wine. Let me present the Fingerblast 7000.
Capable of 360 strokes per minute for up to 5 minutes with minor torque deviation.
Recently enhanced to make full use of the thumb 'nubulizer' which can whir around at an amazing 100 rpm for that all round sensation.
Tried and tested.
" I won't be using a penis again. The Fantastic Fox Fingerblast 7000 does everything I need. And no mess either (well from him)."
Irene 60, Skegness
"It was so good, I ordered another one straight away for my mum"
Chantelle 32, Bolton |
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"Powered on chocolate and lubricated on red wine. Let me present the Fingerblast 7000.
Capable of 360 strokes per minute for up to 5 minutes with minor torque deviation.
Recently enhanced to make full use of the thumb 'nubulizer' which can whir around at an amazing 100 rpm for that all round sensation.
Tried and tested.
" I won't be using a penis again. The Fantastic Fox Fingerblast 7000 does everything I need. And no mess either (well from him)."
Irene 60, Skegness
"It was so good, I ordered another one straight away for my mum"
Chantelle 32, Bolton"
Aaaahhhh...Chantelle's Mum. Happy days  . |
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"You can’t be an “expert” in these things because everyone likes it differently.
This ^"
I think you’ll find the ability to intuitively recognise the requirements of any given individual and circumstance is what defines the “expert “.  |
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It’s impossible to be an expert at kissing or oral really, it’s so subjective and everyone’s likes it differently!
The real skill is being genuinely interested in their pleasure enough to figure out what they like and how they like it. That will make you an expert to every woman you meet  |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"It’s impossible to be an expert at kissing or oral really, it’s so subjective and everyone’s likes it differently!
The real skill is being genuinely interested in their pleasure enough to figure out what they like and how they like it. That will make you an expert to every woman you meet "
So it is possible  |
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"You can’t be an “expert” in these things because everyone likes it differently.
Maybe it's knowing that and being able to adapt, makes an expert?"
Every lady likes to be kissed and to be licked in different ways, it's more about feeling how they respond and reacting to the moment.
I always get complimented on both, and I think its because of the above, the fact I adore doing both, and I am very selfless and attentive so my only aim is to make sure they really enjoy it.
I think that makes a huge difference instead of someone just jabbing their tongue away like they're practicing the art of Lizardry. |
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"You can’t be an “expert” in these things because everyone likes it differently.
Maybe it's knowing that and being able to adapt, makes an expert?
Every lady likes to be kissed and to be licked in different ways, it's more about feeling how they respond and reacting to the moment.
I always get complimented on both, and I think its because of the above, the fact I adore doing both, and I am very selfless and attentive so my only aim is to make sure they really enjoy it.
I think that makes a huge difference instead of someone just jabbing their tongue away like they're practicing the art of Lizardry. "
Wrong. They all like it the same. Start off like your putting your tongue over a 9v battery.
Finish up like a dog with its head out the window of a car doing 50.
The Cunnilingus Chronicle 1998.
* Unless it's changed since then. |
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"You can’t be an “expert” in these things because everyone likes it differently.
Maybe it's knowing that and being able to adapt, makes an expert?
Every lady likes to be kissed and to be licked in different ways, it's more about feeling how they respond and reacting to the moment.
I always get complimented on both, and I think its because of the above, the fact I adore doing both, and I am very selfless and attentive so my only aim is to make sure they really enjoy it.
I think that makes a huge difference instead of someone just jabbing their tongue away like they're practicing the art of Lizardry.
Wrong. They all like it the same. Start off like your putting your tongue over a 9v battery.
Finish up like a dog with its head out the window of a car doing 50.
The Cunnilingus Chronicle 1998.
* Unless it's changed since then."
Dammit, I knew they were just being polite. |
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"Are there any groups where we can expert our skills at specific sections? Im very much interested to be an expert kisser and pussy licker.
Is there anyone in the same boat or wish to be expert in other categories?"
yes plastering please |
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But I definitely did not see the flaws and contradiction in my explanation haha 