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"Grass see. WTF my life coming to " Brrrrr, its a bit cold for laying lawns | |||
"Grass see. WTF my life coming to Brrrrr, its a bit cold for laying lawns " Oh, seed | |||
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"Tit tape" Do you get that from B&Q? | |||
"A hot sausage roll from spar.. which i ate in my car and its now covered in flakes of pastry... anyone want to valet it for me??" Offer a quick flash of your tits and I'm sure they'll come. | |||
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"As it happens it was a chopping board. Rick n roll" Truly living the exciting life Polar, nothing to be ashamed about. Was it a proper chopping board? | |||
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"Music exam entry for my child. Bloody hell those prices have gone up! Mrs TMN x" How much are they now? I could Google this but it makes more sense to type this to you. | |||
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"What's the last thing you purchased? (Sorry, it's not about you lovely older folk)" A toasted chicken, jalapeno and mexican cheese panini at lunchtime today. And it was delicious! | |||
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"What's the last thing you purchased?" Pulled pork burritos from Costco yesterday. Very tasty | |||
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"Music exam entry for my child. Bloody hell those prices have gone up! Mrs TMN x How much are they now? I could Google this but it makes more sense to type this to you. " Grade 5 ABRSM, £88 | |||
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"Cream cheese for my cheesecake " Why does this sound like a euphemism? | |||
"What's the last thing you purchased? (Sorry, it's not about you lovely older folk)" Ermm thanks. 4 bottles of Xmas ale, no seriously. Chin, chin | |||
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"Cream cheese for my cheesecake Why does this sound like a euphemism? " Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey? | |||
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"Cream cheese for my cheesecake Why does this sound like a euphemism? " Surprisingly for once - it isn't! I made a salted caramel cheesecake last night | |||
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