Seen or heard of anyone have their arm broken by a swan?
Boarded a plane from the gate nearest the terminal?
What other improbable events can you suggest?
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Ever heard of someone who got piles from sitting on a cold surface?
Grew potatoes in their ears because they didn't wash them?
Got bubble gum wrapped round their internal organs?
Had an apple tree grow in their stomach?
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"I've never heard of anyone who's 'had their eye out with that '"
Oo oo, I have.
Two kids playing and one got the blunt end of the arrow in their eye, subsequently lost it.
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"I never got my finger stuck up my nose, the wind never changed & my face got stuck in a funny gurning way"
Hahaha I was gonna say the face sticking with a change in the wind |
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"Buttered toast falls and lands on the un-buttered side.
When I drop my toast on the floor I always gauge what sort of a day it’s going to be according to which side it lands on.  "
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"Buttered toast falls and lands on the un-buttered side.
When I drop my toast on the floor I always gauge what sort of a day it’s going to be according to which side it lands on.
The best thing to do is butter the floor then put the toast on it."
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