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It’s a leap year!
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Good morning you fucken fabulous filthy fuckers.
2024 is a leap year and tomorrow is 29th February. What special or extraordinary things might you do? Is it your birthday? Will you ‘take a leap’ and do something new? Are you going to have sex 29 times?
Reveal all here sexy people! (And non-people. I’m inclusive, you know). |
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"I’m willing to propose to any sucke….man who’ll have me.
Don’t all rush. Orderly queue please.
I have no money and I can’t cook. I also don’t do ironing. Other than that I’m a keeper.
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Well what else is there…..?   |
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By *otSoPoshWoman 39 weeks ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I'm expecting to be freezing cold and losing the will to live.
So I'll be wishing I were warm and snuggly. Preferably in bed with a sexy man having tied me spreadeagled to the bedposts and doing all kinds of sexy orgasm things to me. |
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"Just putting my proposal together. The prenupt is taking ages 
Alright alright, I promise never to step into your kitchen when you are cooking  "
Or to make derogatory commentsabout my liking of olives. If agreed, you can be looking for that frock |
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"Just putting my proposal together. The prenupt is taking ages
Alright alright, I promise never to step into your kitchen when you are cooking
Or to make derogatory commentsabout my liking of olives. If agreed, you can be looking for that frock "
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"Just putting my proposal together. The prenupt is taking ages
Alright alright, I promise never to step into your kitchen when you are cooking
Or to make derogatory commentsabout my liking of olives. If agreed, you can be looking for that frock
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Oh just one last thing. Instead of confetti, it will be olive throwing. Obviously not marinated or anything |
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Oh just one last thing. Instead of confetti, it will be olive throwing. Obviously not marinated or anything
Awwww, you left yourself wide open. It would be the icing on the cake for me to throw olives at you |
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"Ooooo and extra day to have sex this year! Who is in?!
I’m not falling for that - you’ll propose and I’ll be trapped!!! "
Well, you know what they say.
Sex is the price women pay for marriage, marriage is the price men (can't use the three letter word for renumeration) for sex |
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"I will propose to the first big titted lady who sucks my cock "
Roll up roll up ladies and form an orderly queue. The gallant Mr Holes is presenting (you with an opportunity). DON’T forget the mid-nosh bum finger, he’s a connoisseur and won’t accept average. |
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Since I’m already well and truly married, I’m going French and taking applications to be my mistress.
I think the term mistress has been co-opted by the kink scene and turned into a description of the domme type, so I’d like to start reclaiming it for gorgeous bits on the side. Laissez-faire ladies with impeccable style and kissable lips.
Since it’s the 29th, this is the day for mistress applications to leap into my inbox.
Have at it, lovely ladies of the forums. My box is open and I’m waiting. |
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"I'm expecting to be freezing cold and losing the will to live.
So I'll be wishing I were warm and snuggly. Preferably in bed with a sexy man having tied me spreadeagled to the bedposts and doing all kinds of sexy orgasm things to me."
Damn! |
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"Since I’m already well and truly married, I’m going French and taking applications to be my mistress.
I think the term mistress has been co-opted by the kink scene and turned into a description of the domme type, so I’d like to start reclaiming it for gorgeous bits on the side. Laissez-faire ladies with impeccable style and kissable lips.
Since it’s the 29th, this is the day for mistress applications to leap into my inbox.
Have at it, lovely ladies of the forums. My box is open and I’m waiting."
Bravo dear fellow! And I suppose we should now refer to you as Rosé-tinted glasses…. |
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"And I suppose we should now refer to you as Rosé-tinted glasses…. "
Felix, my dear friend, you are a genius. What could be more appropriate than a chilled glass of rosé in a sidewalk café while I wait for that worldly-wise woman with a wicked streak to walk up and join me at my table? |
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This is my best leap year ever!!!
All those of years of effectively having to work an extra day for free........
This year I'm day rate contracting, so I'm getting extra!! Boom!
Small victories haha |
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"This is my best leap year ever!!!
All those of years of effectively having to work an extra day for free........
This year I'm day rate contracting, so I'm getting extra!! Boom!
Small victories haha "
I hadn’t thought about this - what a result!!! |
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"This is my best leap year ever!!!
All those of years of effectively having to work an extra day for free........
This year I'm day rate contracting, so I'm getting extra!! Boom!
Small victories haha "
Nice one dude! |
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"It’s my cousins birthday today. She was born before me but only turns 10 today "
I wonder how many people across the world this affects… Must be thousands. They should start a club.
Does she celebrate on 1st March in non-leap years?
Welcome back old lady |
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with my marriage proposals
I especially saved all the happy valentines day messages for this day. 
