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MY MAGNIFICENT COCK
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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"it's huge
It's legendary
It also the biggest in Milton Keynes
Yea I’ve seen you walking around town with it in a wheelbarrow.
Total leg end.
T"
Wow.. from France? you've good eyesight |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"it's huge
It's legendary
It also the biggest in Milton Keynes
& You've got it hidden lol....first thing I saw when I opened the forums was....MY MASSIVE COCK....& We can't even view it....
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*MY MAGNIFICENT COCK |
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By *ags73Man 51 weeks ago
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"it's huge
It's legendary
It also the biggest in Milton Keynes
& You've got it hidden lol....first thing I saw when I opened the forums was....MY MASSIVE COCK....& We can't even view it....
*MY MAGNIFICENT COCK "
She means get your cock out for the girls.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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"Oh dear god....  ... is it Easter OP? Or are you Jesus? Cause you seem to have been resurrected "
Yes I've burst out my Easter egg .. and trousers because I can't do without looking at your pics xxxx 
Wow your fit xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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"it's huge
It's legendary
It also the biggest in Milton Keynes
& You've got it hidden lol....first thing I saw when I opened the forums was....MY MASSIVE COCK....& We can't even view it....
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Title is" MAGNIFICENT " ..also massive is a good alternative
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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Ladies and gentlemen
please ...please... Stand back! For your safety
If I unzip it's like a self inflatable raft and difficult to pack into my trousers afterwards  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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"He deleted his profile 
Honestly some men just have a huge ego and small cocks.
That's terrible isn't it.
But don't worry, because I'm here now
You keep disappearing "
No my dear.. I'm as constant as they sun X.
My inboz is always open  |
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"it's huge
It's legendary
It also the biggest in Milton Keynes
& You've got it hidden lol....first thing I saw when I opened the forums was....MY MASSIVE COCK....& We can't even view it....
*MY MAGNIFICENT COCK
She means get your cock out for the girls.
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Oh and boys, and the gender non-specific! We are very inclusive us Fab Forumistas... |
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By *ags73Man 51 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"it's huge
It's legendary
It also the biggest in Milton Keynes
& You've got it hidden lol....first thing I saw when I opened the forums was....MY MASSIVE COCK....& We can't even view it....
*MY MAGNIFICENT COCK
She means get your cock out for the girls.
Oh and boys, and the gender non-specific! We are very inclusive us Fab Forumistas..."
Apologies. And for the boys |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"My cock is tiny, but if I stand on the Great Wall of China with my cock out, could it be seen from space?"
Very very funny
I bet you have laughed a few women in to bed mate |
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"My cock is tiny, but if I stand on the Great Wall of China with my cock out, could it be seen from space?
Very very funny
I bet you have laughed a few women in to bed mate "
I don't know about that, but they're certainly laughing at me when they crawl back out of bed! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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With reference to the unveiling of my magnificent cock. I am consulting my solicitors and of I'm insured incase any women faint or collapse and injure themselves.
I shall unveil me MAGNIFICENT MK WHOPPER when my solicitors give me the green light |
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By *otSoPoshWoman 51 weeks ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"‘Magnificent’ doesn’t feel like it’s about size. More like presence. Heft. Importance. Impressiveness. Cultural impact."
It's in Milton Keynes. Of course it has cultural impact. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"it's huge
It's legendary
It also the biggest in Milton Keynes
Yea I’ve seen you walking around town with it in a wheelbarrow.
Total leg end.
T
Wow.. from France? you've good eyesight"
Not really, it's the only cock visible from space. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"‘Magnificent’ doesn’t feel like it’s about size. More like presence. Heft. Importance. Impressiveness. Cultural impact."
So I’m gonna go with marvellous.
My cock is marvellous.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"With reference to the unveiling of my magnificent cock. I am consulting my solicitors and of I'm insured incase any women faint or collapse and injure themselves.
I shall unveil me MAGNIFICENT MK WHOPPER when my solicitors give me the green light "
You may need a QC |
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"Oh dear god.... ... is it Easter OP? Or are you Jesus? Cause you seem to have been resurrected
Yes I've burst out my Easter egg .. and trousers because I can't do without looking at your pics xxxx
Wow your fit xxxx"
Burst out of your Easter Egg?! Shit am I in Aliens ?! Where's Ripley?? |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"Ladies and gentlemen
please ...please... Stand back! For your safety
If I unzip it's like a self inflatable raft and difficult to pack into my trousers afterwards "
^^ he has an inflatable cock |
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“Is my cock exquisite? Oh, cos I think it’s fucking exquisite.
I think it’s a fucking work of art.Like a Renoir. Or a Picasso.
The painting of my cock should hang at the Louvre.
They should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses…studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness, don’t you think?
They should also study my cock in science class cos it defies nature.
My cock is hard. It’s metal, it’s steel,it’s titanium.
It does not break. It does not weaken.
My cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors.
If my cock could win a medal, it would.
and it’ll have a Nobel fucking Peace Prize for it, the first such prize ever given to a cock.
My Nobel Prize-winning cock’s like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly.
Sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is.
Poems, plays.
Wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it.
My cock is lightning. It is fire. It is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava…
Sugar and spice and all things…”
Dom Hemingway
((Certain lines removed for reasons I’ll allow you to judge for yourselves)) |
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"it's huge
It's legendary
It also the biggest in Milton Keynes
& You've got it hidden lol....first thing I saw when I opened the forums was....MY MASSIVE COCK....& We can't even view it....
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I want a refund. |
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By *ags73Man 51 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Only I have a magnificent cock on fab. This was decided years ago ffs by the posters fabbing
^ She’s telling the truth. Sorry, everyone else."
So that’s the magnificent cock and not the OP.
Man.. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"So that’s the magnificent cock and not the OP. Man..
I mean, I’m straight but I’d go down on WiltsTS in a heartbeat.
Oooh now that I'd love to see.... off to WiltsTS's profile  "
I get ice-cream and drinks |
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By *ags73Man 51 weeks ago
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"So that’s the magnificent cock and not the OP. Man..
I mean, I’m straight but I’d go down on WiltsTS in a heartbeat. "
Great tits too but yeah I see what you mean. Magnificent is fair. Absolutely |
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"it's huge
It's legendary
It also the biggest in Milton Keynes"
It's immensely impressive. The only thing is it keeps waking everyone up at sunrise with its incessant COCKADOODLEDOOOOO at sunrise.
Still, you'll never be short of footwear with the amount that's thrown at it.
I hear you call it Bernard? |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Only I have a magnificent cock on fab. This was decided years ago ffs by the posters fabbing "
I'm str8 but curiosity got better of me & have to agree she does have a magnificent one & now i'm feeling inadequate |
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