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Okay, who's good at excuses then..??
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Tomorrow morning, as I was such a bad boy in December and got collared for doing all of 37mph in a 30mph limit, I have to go on a Speed Awareness Course.
On the same day, I have been offered the chance to join a very nice lady and her friend for some MMF fun.... at the same time as the course.... 
A small prize may be offered for the most original excuse I can offer to The Boys in Blue, as to why I need to 'be excused' from said 'Naughty Boy Course'.
Give it yer best.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tomorrow morning, as I was such a bad boy in December and got collared for doing all of 37mph in a 30mph limit, I have to go on a Speed Awareness Course.
On the same day, I have been offered the chance to join a very nice lady and her friend for some MMF fun.... at the same time as the course....
A small prize may be offered for the most original excuse I can offer to The Boys in Blue, as to why I need to 'be excused' from said 'Naughty Boy Course'.
Give it yer best..... "
Tell em you got a bone in your foot.. Always worked with me when my auntie said it to me when i asked to play football lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thought you meant the other way round and wanted an excuse for the couple!!
Telling them that story - I'm sure they'd have congratulated your originality and never messaged you again!!
As for the boys in blue - can you not say you've got a headache?   |
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"No show is 6points... i know i didnt go
Bugger! "
I could choose any day I liked for my Speed Awareness Course, it was just booked via the AA, could go pretty much wherever I liked, whenever I liked.
As for excuses, they really don't like them  |
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Which ever area or group you have been summoned by to attend will have a site on the net. You can also look in your letter.
You can rearrange the day and pay extra for having it altered.
See how much extra then decide if the meet is worth it.
The courses don't last that long. Do both. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Which ever area or group you have been summoned by to attend will have a site on the net. You can also look in your letter.
You can rearrange the day and pay extra for having it altered.
See how much extra then decide if the meet is worth it.
The courses don't last that long. Do both. "
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"Which ever area or group you have been summoned by to attend will have a site on the net. You can also look in your letter.
You can rearrange the day and pay extra for having it altered.
See how much extra then decide if the meet is worth it.
The courses don't last that long. Do both. "
I would say this, try to rearrange it and if you can for a small fee then great, if not go do it and arrange with the couple for another time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You have damaged your car on one of the thousands of pot holes that litter the roads, you are a bit shaken by the experience and can you make another time for the course. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you choose ilness you are going to require a doctors certificate. I know its a bit late now but it is for these reasons that my doctor receives a bottle of whisky every christmas.
The obvious choice is norovirus however can you get to the doctors for the certificate? |
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