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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago

It's a bit chilly tonight though, so I've kept my socks on.

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By *hrowawaydevice1987Man 49 weeks ago

SW London/Surrey

Don't fry anything

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By *obilebottomMan 49 weeks ago

All over

Are you joining the socks are on club?

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By *otSoPoshWoman 49 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

On your feet? Or... elsewhere?

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By *elix SightedMan 49 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I hope you’re not doing sausages OP. That could lead to peril.

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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago

"Are you joining the socks are on club? "

No I always take them off for Fab activities.

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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago

"On your feet? Or... elsewhere?

On my feet. I haven't got a foot long willy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago

"I hope you’re not doing sausages OP. That could lead to peril.

Wise words of advice indeed. Sadly I learnt the ouch way. Never again.

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

One of my fantasies for lady doing this for me. It’s on my profile.

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By *otSoPoshWoman 49 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"On your feet? Or... elsewhere?

On my feet. I haven't got a foot long willy!

I was thinking as oven gloves!

Pervert

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By *bi HaiveMan 49 weeks ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Hope you're not slicing chillis?

If so....scrub your hands well before any shenanigans later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago

"Hope you're not slicing chillis?

If so....scrub your hands well before any shenanigans later.

Or dry palm skin self healing!

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

Nothing worse than burning your bellend on the stove

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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago

"Nothing worse than burning your bellend on the stove

So you know wear three socks while cooking!

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

Sounds like it could be painful!

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By *estarossa.Woman 49 weeks ago

Flagrante

Hope nothing boils over!

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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago

"Hope nothing boils over!

No, I'm very careful in the kitchen. Willy safety protocols always adhered to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago

"Sounds like it could be painful!"

Uncomfortable, not painful. Actually I have got dressed as it is cold tonight here.

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By *hriscooperMan 49 weeks ago

Warrington

"Hope nothing boils over!

No, I'm very careful in the kitchen. Willy safety protocols always adhered to.

Glad you've invested in some penis safety goggles, wouldn't want One Eyed Willy suffering a mischief.

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

Attach the meat grinder above your waist level.

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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago

"Hope nothing boils over!

No, I'm very careful in the kitchen. Willy safety protocols always adhered to.

Glad you've invested in some penis safety goggles, wouldn't want One Eyed Willy suffering a mischief. "

I tried to market some but the Goonies said No.

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