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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

Firstly - thanks to everyone for joining in

86 people joined and I think only 4/5 dropped out or lost interest.

For anyone not picked …. Don’t worry. I have hired a disused abbatoir in Watford for the night. My mates girlfriend has lent me her boombox and Now 36 cassette. I reckon if we all chip in £3 we can get a couple of pizzas…

Now for the results…..

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By *otSoPoshWoman 48 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oooooooh

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By *otSoPoshWoman 48 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hang on. Now 36 is a bit modern

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

Drum roll

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 48 weeks ago

Southampton

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By *bi HaiveMan 48 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Firstly - thanks to everyone for joining in

86 people joined and I think only 4/5 dropped out or lost interest.

For anyone not picked …. Don’t worry. I have hired a disused abbatoir in Watford for the night. My mates girlfriend has lent me her boombox and Now 36 cassette. I reckon if we all chip in £3 we can get a couple of pizzas…

Now for the results….."

Pizza and Now 36 sounds great!!

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

Firstly MELI chose AgentCoulson.

Sorry to Joe1992 and DirtyFlirtyHarry.

Our duo will be heading off for cookery lessons at Greasy Lils on the A5

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By *edeWoman 48 weeks ago

the abyss

I was going to say Now 9 more like it!?

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By *KTim61Man 48 weeks ago

Tipton

Boom box oh no thanks for me !!!

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

COOKIE chose TallSmall

Sorry tallguy54321 and Frenchy19

They will be going for a picnic along a canal of their choosing. I’ve bought the whoopsie shelf from Asda & borrowed the neighbours camping chairs…. I say borrowed. They left the garage open - fair game.

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By *ife NinjaMan 48 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I was going to say Now 9 more like it!?"

Now 18 was the best

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By *illy IdolMan 48 weeks ago

Midlands

The suspense is killing me

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 48 weeks ago

Southampton


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI. "

Damn lol

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

Fiddlesticks has chosen MissBella

Sorry to Sharon17010 and James 250122

The lucky 2some are being treated to an Island cruise

…. Canvey counts? Right?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

Fun2Essex picked DomCoyote

Apologies to kinksterseeking & MartinLycra

They will be visiting the museum of clocks and timepieces for reasons known only to me

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

ChrisCooper chose Wolf&taz

Sorry AngelLord

I’m sending these 2 to Colchester Zoo as there are wolves there…. Actually it’s a good job he didn’t pick AngelLord

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By *edeWoman 48 weeks ago

the abyss


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI. "

I love this too much

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

Oh so exciting! Well done misty!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 48 weeks ago

Southampton

Well done and thank you Misty it's been fab xx

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

Average hot chose MsWyld

Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde

I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes…..

my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

I love this too much "

Me too. I’m buying a hat

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

MrSprout has chosen LadyLuck

Sorry seducingEm and cute little geek

A wonderful prize of a safari.

Longleat. In my nan’s 2CV. It smells of mothballs & piss, but it will be fine.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

McLovin2 chose LadyGagher

Sorry Candyfloss and Cede

I’m sending them on a speed awareness course in Essex. I have 2 free tickets. In fact if anyone else wants to go - they keep sending them to me ….

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By *ookie46Woman 48 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"COOKIE chose TallSmall

Sorry tallguy54321 and Frenchy19

They will be going for a picnic along a canal of their choosing. I’ve bought the whoopsie shelf from Asda & borrowed the neighbours camping chairs…. I say borrowed. They left the garage open - fair game."

Off to claim my prize

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

Twist My Nipples picked Kowkaw

Sorry Adrian52

I hope you enjoy the museum of maritime history on the Isle of Wight. I’ll even treat you to a couple on 99s - no sauce though.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

BeyondPurity chose Irishman75

Sorry tastytatsy and gentle_mAn40

I’ve chosen a bell ringing course at St Mary’s Church in Dartford. Sounds dirty to me

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

Wolvespair chose Adam’s

Sorry Scottishguy555 and Tenshun4

I’ve been gifted 2 tickets to see WBA play at home. I’ll treat you both to a half time “pie” of your choice

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By *entBarryUKMan 48 weeks ago

Ashford


"Firstly - thanks to everyone for joining in

86 people joined and I think only 4/5 dropped out or lost interest.

For anyone not picked …. Don’t worry. I have hired a disused abbatoir in Watford for the night. My mates girlfriend has lent me her boombox and Now 36 cassette. I reckon if we all chip in £3 we can get a couple of pizzas…

Now for the results….."

This sounds like a cracking night out!

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

Now I had to take one for the team. As the numbers got a bit buggered up….

I chose Magneto. Sorry curiouslad - it was the eggs Benedict that put me off

Me and Magneto are going on an all expenses trip to Barbados. .

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

Neon knife picked Dky97

Sorry Kashualsex and demongsy

I’m sending you axe throwing. You’ll be sharing with the local scout group. They’ve agreed to share s’mores with you later…: please dress appropriately

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 48 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"… an all expenses trip to Barbados. .

"

Hang on a minute …

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 48 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Now I had to take one for the team. As the numbers got a bit buggered up….

I chose Magneto. Sorry curiouslad - it was the eggs Benedict that put me off

Me and Magneto are going on an all expenses trip to Barbados. .

"

J

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

For her first pick Midnight has chosen JA-Mll

Sorry GentinEssex and Theonlycunniljnguy

I’m sending you off to Prestatyn with a bag of 2ps to play the arcades.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex


"… an all expenses trip to Barbados. .

Hang on a minute … "

I pulled the prizes from a hat….

Honest.

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By *olvespairCouple 48 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Wolvespair chose Adam’s

Sorry Scottishguy555 and Tenshun4

I’ve been gifted 2 tickets to see WBA play at home. I’ll treat you both to a half time “pie” of your choice "

Brilliant! Love a pukka pie at the match x

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By *lexm87Man 48 weeks ago

Various

Will there be another round?

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

I am laughing so much are these. This has put a smile on my face.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

NotSoPosh has chosen matt71

Apologies to wellhungvwe & WoodyB

Enjoy Alton Towers guys.

I’ve paid for the car park. And I have a buy1get1free token from my rice crispies box. So you only have to buy one ticket.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex


"Will there be another round? "

The second word is “off”

(I may do another another day. Far far away. When I’ve recovered)

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"For her first pick Midnight has chosen JA-Mll

Sorry GentinEssex and Theonlycunniljnguy

I’m sending you off to Prestatyn with a bag of 2ps to play the arcades.

"

hang on... I want an all expenses trip to Barbados

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By *ife NinjaMan 48 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"For her first pick Midnight has chosen JA-Mll

Sorry GentinEssex and Theonlycunniljnguy

I’m sending you off to Prestatyn with a bag of 2ps to play the arcades.

hang on... I want an all expenses trip to Barbados "

You mean the pub in Castleford, right?

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

Cud be interesting

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"For her first pick Midnight has chosen JA-Mll

Sorry GentinEssex and Theonlycunniljnguy

I’m sending you off to Prestatyn with a bag of 2ps to play the arcades.

hang on... I want an all expenses trip to Barbados

You mean the pub in Castleford, right? "

Not again

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z

Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001.

I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out……

I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason….

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"NotSoPosh has chosen matt71

Apologies to wellhungvwe & WoodyB

Enjoy Alton Towers guys.

I’ve paid for the car park. And I have a buy1get1free token from my rice crispies box. So you only have to buy one ticket."

I hate rice crispies anyway!

*trounces off.

Well done Matt.

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By *edeWoman 48 weeks ago

the abyss

Misty you are absofuckinglutely amazing!!

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By *ife NinjaMan 48 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"For her first pick Midnight has chosen JA-Mll

Sorry GentinEssex and Theonlycunniljnguy

I’m sending you off to Prestatyn with a bag of 2ps to play the arcades.

hang on... I want an all expenses trip to Barbados

You mean the pub in Castleford, right?

Not again "

A Guinness, a gin and tonic and a packet of beef crisps barman. Stick agadoo on too, fella

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By *ussle SproutMan 48 weeks ago

the middle


"MrSprout has chosen LadyLuck

Sorry seducingEm and cute little geek

A wonderful prize of a safari.

Longleat. In my nan’s 2CV. It smells of mothballs & piss, but it will be fine."

Mothballs and piss, sounds like the aftershave my mum buys me from Poundland

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 48 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Misty you are absofuckinglutely amazing!! "

She is!

J

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

I’m letting HornyCouga do her own as she explained her answers so well

***OK so 3 great answers.

Contestant A. Not for me. I can't stand whiskey, travel so much that I want someone to speak to me in English not Arabic and it all sounds a bit too romantic and slushy with too much food for my liking.

Contestant B. Needs to watch out after I've been on the Expresso Martinis as I am a fiend and will not be held responsible for my actions. I like the reference to Notting Hill. London based? That's good. Finally I like a guy that will put up a bit of a fight - over biscuits or anything else.

Contestant C. Started strong with G and Ts but lost me with talk of chowing down on a bit of rump (I mean fillet) that isn't mine.

So Misty, it's got to be contestant #2.****

That was fabtasticmrfox. Sorry JackSparrow and vo_yeur_eyes_only.

You’ll both make a splash at Rhyl water park. I advise very a socks

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z

Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001.

I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out……

I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason…. "

Apparently the slut walk with cum dripping down your hair isn't family friendly

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By *bi HaiveMan 48 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

I love this too much

Me too. I’m buying a hat "

I nip out to the supermarket for half an hour and............

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

NotSoPosh has picked MrMonkey this time

Sorry WillyIdol and Gentleswinger69

Well for the king & queen of the swingers … where else but “go ape”

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 48 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"I’m letting HornyCouga do her own as she explained her answers so well

***OK so 3 great answers.

Contestant A. Not for me. I can't stand whiskey, travel so much that I want someone to speak to me in English not Arabic and it all sounds a bit too romantic and slushy with too much food for my liking.

Contestant B. Needs to watch out after I've been on the Expresso Martinis as I am a fiend and will not be held responsible for my actions. I like the reference to Notting Hill. London based? That's good. Finally I like a guy that will put up a bit of a fight - over biscuits or anything else.

Contestant C. Started strong with G and Ts but lost me with talk of chowing down on a bit of rump (I mean fillet) that isn't mine.

So Misty, it's got to be contestant #2.****

That was fabtasticmrfox. Sorry JackSparrow and vo_yeur_eyes_only.

You’ll both make a splash at Rhyl water park. I advise very a socks

"

You might need to re check that Misty!

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex


"Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z

Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001.

I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out……

I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason….

Apparently the slut walk with cum dripping down your hair isn't family friendly "

I’m never ever forgetting that

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By *ife NinjaMan 48 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z

Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001.

I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out……

I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason….

Apparently the slut walk with cum dripping down your hair isn't family friendly "

Comb it in. It's just like timotei

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex


"I’m letting HornyCouga do her own as she explained her answers so well

***OK so 3 great answers.

Contestant A. Not for me. I can't stand whiskey, travel so much that I want someone to speak to me in English not Arabic and it all sounds a bit too romantic and slushy with too much food for my liking.

Contestant B. Needs to watch out after I've been on the Expresso Martinis as I am a fiend and will not be held responsible for my actions. I like the reference to Notting Hill. London based? That's good. Finally I like a guy that will put up a bit of a fight - over biscuits or anything else.

Contestant C. Started strong with G and Ts but lost me with talk of chowing down on a bit of rump (I mean fillet) that isn't mine.

So Misty, it's got to be contestant #2.****

That was fabtasticmrfox. Sorry JackSparrow and vo_yeur_eyes_only.

You’ll both make a splash at Rhyl water park. I advise very a socks

You might need to re check that Misty!"

I’ll put it to independent adjudicators …

I may be boss-eyed at this point

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By *sWyldWoman 48 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Average hot chose MsWyld

Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde

I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes…..

my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them."

Oooooo!

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z

Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001.

I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out……

I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason….

Apparently the slut walk with cum dripping down your hair isn't family friendly

Comb it in. It's just like timotei "

Omg i just threw up a little

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

Julie&Beef (I suspect Julie) chose Naughtbynature. Sorry to shivers.

Fish & chip supper for you

When you get there just ask for Elvis…. I swear it's him…

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By *illy IdolMan 48 weeks ago

Midlands


"NotSoPosh has picked MrMonkey this time

Sorry WillyIdol and Gentleswinger69

Well for the king & queen of the swingers … where else but “go ape” "

Hopefully I can sneak a cheeky snog on the way past

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

Thanks for putting so much work into this Misty! Devastated to have lost, but I hope Cookie and TallSmall have fun instead! She's gorgeous, feeling very jealous right now

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By *lexm87Man 48 weeks ago

Various


"Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z

Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001.

I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out……

I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason….

Apparently the slut walk with cum dripping down your hair isn't family friendly "

Please say you were wearing heels. I think I need a sit down now...

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

Estella chose Rose-tinted glasses (honestly this bloke is dipped in liquid luck or something)

Apologies longandharder & alan100100

Enjoy crazy golf. Sadly the prize fund is somewhat depleted so you’ll have to share a club. But I’m sure there’ll be no problem …

(There’s a joke there about shafts…)

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 48 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"I’m letting HornyCouga do her own as she explained her answers so well

***OK so 3 great answers.

Contestant A. Not for me. I can't stand whiskey, travel so much that I want someone to speak to me in English not Arabic and it all sounds a bit too romantic and slushy with too much food for my liking.

Contestant B. Needs to watch out after I've been on the Expresso Martinis as I am a fiend and will not be held responsible for my actions. I like the reference to Notting Hill. London based? That's good. Finally I like a guy that will put up a bit of a fight - over biscuits or anything else.

Contestant C. Started strong with G and Ts but lost me with talk of chowing down on a bit of rump (I mean fillet) that isn't mine.

So Misty, it's got to be contestant #2.****

That was fabtasticmrfox. Sorry JackSparrow and vo_yeur_eyes_only.

You’ll both make a splash at Rhyl water park. I advise very a socks

You might need to re check that Misty!

I’ll put it to independent adjudicators …

I may be boss-eyed at this point "

I was the romantic A!

Brilliant effort Misty. Fabbist of the Year award already and it's only Feb

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

And finally. Long legged blonde picked Fife ninja

Sorry to single Pringle & sweetcock100

You’ll be going wine tasting at the Moon under the Water in Wolverhampton

I say wine tasting. A bottle is only £6. Enjoy.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex


"I’m letting HornyCouga do her own as she explained her answers so well

***OK so 3 great answers.

Contestant A. Not for me. I can't stand whiskey, travel so much that I want someone to speak to me in English not Arabic and it all sounds a bit too romantic and slushy with too much food for my liking.

Contestant B. Needs to watch out after I've been on the Expresso Martinis as I am a fiend and will not be held responsible for my actions. I like the reference to Notting Hill. London based? That's good. Finally I like a guy that will put up a bit of a fight - over biscuits or anything else.

Contestant C. Started strong with G and Ts but lost me with talk of chowing down on a bit of rump (I mean fillet) that isn't mine.

So Misty, it's got to be contestant #2.****

That was fabtasticmrfox. Sorry JackSparrow and vo_yeur_eyes_only.

You’ll both make a splash at Rhyl water park. I advise very a socks

You might need to re check that Misty!

I’ll put it to independent adjudicators …

I may be boss-eyed at this point

I was the romantic A!

Brilliant effort Misty. Fabbist of the Year award already and it's only Feb "

Ffs. Hold on…..

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 48 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"I’m letting HornyCouga do her own as she explained her answers so well

***OK so 3 great answers.

Contestant A. Not for me. I can't stand whiskey, travel so much that I want someone to speak to me in English not Arabic and it all sounds a bit too romantic and slushy with too much food for my liking.

Contestant B. Needs to watch out after I've been on the Expresso Martinis as I am a fiend and will not be held responsible for my actions. I like the reference to Notting Hill. London based? That's good. Finally I like a guy that will put up a bit of a fight - over biscuits or anything else.

Contestant C. Started strong with G and Ts but lost me with talk of chowing down on a bit of rump (I mean fillet) that isn't mine.

So Misty, it's got to be contestant #2.****

That was fabtasticmrfox. Sorry JackSparrow and vo_yeur_eyes_only.

You’ll both make a splash at Rhyl water park. I advise very a socks

You might need to re check that Misty!

I’ll put it to independent adjudicators …

I may be boss-eyed at this point

I was the romantic A!

Brilliant effort Misty. Fabbist of the Year award already and it's only Feb

Ffs. Hold on….."

To be honest I think Horny Cougar would probably go for a joint winner thing

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By *otSoPoshWoman 48 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NotSoPosh has chosen matt71

Apologies to wellhungvwe & WoodyB

Enjoy Alton Towers guys.

I’ve paid for the car park. And I have a buy1get1free token from my rice crispies box. So you only have to buy one ticket."

I like a bargain

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By *ookie46Woman 48 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Thanks for putting so much work into this Misty! Devastated to have lost, but I hope Cookie and TallSmall have fun instead! She's gorgeous, feeling very jealous right now"

Honestly you’ve had a lucky escape

I’m joking by the way

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By *otSoPoshWoman 48 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NotSoPosh has picked MrMonkey this time

Sorry WillyIdol and Gentleswinger69

Well for the king & queen of the swingers … where else but “go ape” "

Woo hoo! That kind of thing terrifies me!

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex


"I’m letting HornyCouga do her own as she explained her answers so well

***OK so 3 great answers.

Contestant A. Not for me. I can't stand whiskey, travel so much that I want someone to speak to me in English not Arabic and it all sounds a bit too romantic and slushy with too much food for my liking.

Contestant B. Needs to watch out after I've been on the Expresso Martinis as I am a fiend and will not be held responsible for my actions. I like the reference to Notting Hill. London based? That's good. Finally I like a guy that will put up a bit of a fight - over biscuits or anything else.

Contestant C. Started strong with G and Ts but lost me with talk of chowing down on a bit of rump (I mean fillet) that isn't mine.

So Misty, it's got to be contestant #2.****

That was fabtasticmrfox. Sorry JackSparrow and vo_yeur_eyes_only.

You’ll both make a splash at Rhyl water park. I advise very a socks

You might need to re check that Misty!

I’ll put it to independent adjudicators …

I may be boss-eyed at this point

I was the romantic A!

Brilliant effort Misty. Fabbist of the Year award already and it's only Feb

Ffs. Hold on….."

It’s JackSparrow

Well done Jack

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By *ife NinjaMan 48 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"And finally. Long legged blonde picked Fife ninja

Sorry to single Pringle & sweetcock100

You’ll be going wine tasting at the Moon under the Water in Wolverhampton

I say wine tasting. A bottle is only £6. Enjoy."

Yeeha! We'll bring it round to Watford and party like it's 1999

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By *otSoPoshWoman 48 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NotSoPosh has picked MrMonkey this time

Sorry WillyIdol and Gentleswinger69

Well for the king & queen of the swingers … where else but “go ape”

Hopefully I can sneak a cheeky snog on the way past"

From me or MrMonkey?

(She says, fingers crossed)

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By *ussle SproutMan 48 weeks ago

the middle


"Firstly - thanks to everyone for joining in

86 people joined and I think only 4/5 dropped out or lost interest.

For anyone not picked …. Don’t worry. I have hired a disused abbatoir in Watford for the night. My mates girlfriend has lent me her boombox and Now 36 cassette. I reckon if we all chip in £3 we can get a couple of pizzas…

Now for the results….."

Thank you Misty. Unbelievable amount of effort put into this.

I’ll be in for the next one in a week

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z

Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001.

I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out……

I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason….

Apparently the slut walk with cum dripping down your hair isn't family friendly

Please say you were wearing heels. I think I need a sit down now... "

Heels, sheer top and long p-leather skirt with a huge split +stockings

At 11am

mothers shielded their children's eyes

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By *otSoPoshWoman 48 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Misty... this was insane. And fun. Just like you

Thank you

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By *ookie46Woman 48 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Thanks Misty, magnificent effort

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Thanks for putting so much work into this Misty! Devastated to have lost, but I hope Cookie and TallSmall have fun instead! She's gorgeous, feeling very jealous right now"

Actually, second place in fab blind date is definitely a thing, right Cookie?

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By *illy IdolMan 48 weeks ago

Midlands


"NotSoPosh has picked MrMonkey this time

Sorry WillyIdol and Gentleswinger69

Well for the king & queen of the swingers … where else but “go ape”

Hopefully I can sneak a cheeky snog on the way past

From me or MrMonkey?

(She says, fingers crossed) "

Well it's not going to be MrMonkey, he stole my future wife

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By *olfandtazCouple 48 weeks ago

Bristol


"ChrisCooper chose Wolf&taz

Sorry AngelLord

I’m sending these 2 to Colchester Zoo as there are wolves there…. Actually it’s a good job he didn’t pick AngelLord "

Woop!

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By *otSoPoshWoman 48 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NotSoPosh has picked MrMonkey this time

Sorry WillyIdol and Gentleswinger69

Well for the king & queen of the swingers … where else but “go ape”

Hopefully I can sneak a cheeky snog on the way past

From me or MrMonkey?

(She says, fingers crossed)

Well it's not going to be MrMonkey, he stole my future wife "

I'm sure he will give me back...

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By *illy IdolMan 48 weeks ago

Midlands

Great effort though Misty. Appreciate it and let us know when this losers party kicks off.

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By *valanche1001Man 48 weeks ago

Leeds


"Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z

Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001.

I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out……

I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason….

Apparently the slut walk with cum dripping down your hair isn't family friendly "

Oh now I’m REALLY gutted I’d have settled for Starbucks too

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 48 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI. "

Oh

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By *valanche1001Man 48 weeks ago

Leeds

Good job Misty that must have been a huge amount of work

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By *lexm87Man 48 weeks ago

Various


"Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z

Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001.

I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out……

I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason….

Apparently the slut walk with cum dripping down your hair isn't family friendly

Please say you were wearing heels. I think I need a sit down now...

Heels, sheer top and long p-leather skirt with a huge split +stockings

At 11am

mothers shielded their children's eyes "

Sounds amazing.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 48 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

Damn lol"

Oops

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By *ife NinjaMan 48 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Hats off misty. A great bit of fun.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 48 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

I love this too much

Me too. I’m buying a hat "

Never living this down now ffs

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z

Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001.

I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out……

I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason….

Apparently the slut walk with cum dripping down your hair isn't family friendly

Oh now I’m REALLY gutted I’d have settled for Starbucks too "

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z

Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001.

I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out……

I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason….

Apparently the slut walk with cum dripping down your hair isn't family friendly

Please say you were wearing heels. I think I need a sit down now...

Heels, sheer top and long p-leather skirt with a huge split +stockings

At 11am

mothers shielded their children's eyes

Sounds amazing. "

I certainly made an impression

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 48 weeks ago

Southampton


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

I love this too much

Me too. I’m buying a hat

Never living this down now ffs "

Should have picked me

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 48 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Julie&Beef (I suspect Julie) chose Naughtbynature. Sorry to shivers.

Fish & chip supper for you

When you get there just ask for Elvis…. I swear it's him… "

Of course it was me Woohoo! Fish, chips and mushy peas. Let's go NaughtyByNature! And I might do that thing where I kiss the runner up at the after-show party. I'm sure that used to go on

J

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By *bi HaiveMan 48 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

I love this too much

Me too. I’m buying a hat

Never living this down now ffs "

If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"I’m letting HornyCouga do her own as she explained her answers so well

***OK so 3 great answers.

Contestant A. Not for me. I can't stand whiskey, travel so much that I want someone to speak to me in English not Arabic and it all sounds a bit too romantic and slushy with too much food for my liking.

Contestant B. Needs to watch out after I've been on the Expresso Martinis as I am a fiend and will not be held responsible for my actions. I like the reference to Notting Hill. London based? That's good. Finally I like a guy that will put up a bit of a fight - over biscuits or anything else.

Contestant C. Started strong with G and Ts but lost me with talk of chowing down on a bit of rump (I mean fillet) that isn't mine.

So Misty, it's got to be contestant #2.****

That was fabtasticmrfox. Sorry JackSparrow and vo_yeur_eyes_only.

You’ll both make a splash at Rhyl water park. I advise very a socks

You might need to re check that Misty!

I’ll put it to independent adjudicators …

I may be boss-eyed at this point

I was the romantic A!

Brilliant effort Misty. Fabbist of the Year award already and it's only Feb

Ffs. Hold on…..

It’s JackSparrow

Well done Jack "

I won something? Blimey... I'd like to thank my mum, my headmistress, my father's squeeze... nah, they have nothing to do with it. I HAVE to thank Misty! Thank you, Misty for all the work you put into making it so much fun for all of us over so many days! Have you considered a career in teaching tantra workshops?

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By *otSoPoshWoman 48 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

I love this too much

Me too. I’m buying a hat

Never living this down now ffs

If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.

"

Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 48 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

I love this too much

Me too. I’m buying a hat

Never living this down now ffs

Should have picked me "

I didn't know did I

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By *cottish guy 555Man 48 weeks ago

London

This is an absolutely phenomenal thread, following on from all the others. The time and effort is to be applauded but the wit and wicked humour in the delivery of each of the results is unbelievable.

Misty, you truly are a legend and deserve all the plaudits fab has to offer.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 48 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

I love this too much

Me too. I’m buying a hat

Never living this down now ffs

If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.

"

Ah well pucker up

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 48 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

I love this too much

Me too. I’m buying a hat

Never living this down now ffs

If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.

Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice."

Bit bloody late now

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 48 weeks ago

Southampton


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

I love this too much

Me too. I’m buying a hat

Never living this down now ffs

Should have picked me

I didn't know did I "

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By *otSoPoshWoman 48 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

I love this too much

Me too. I’m buying a hat

Never living this down now ffs

If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.

Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice.

Bit bloody late now "

Don't forget to wear something pretty for the WI.

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

I love this too much

Me too. I’m buying a hat

Never living this down now ffs "

Why would you want too, your fabs prized muppet, its always you! Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

Ah, fuck it, tried to send a cheeky message in good taste to my blind date, but I'm outside the age range. How much is that ticket to the abattoir, Misty?

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By *edeWoman 48 weeks ago

the abyss


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

I love this too much

Me too. I’m buying a hat

Never living this down now ffs

If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.

Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice.

Bit bloody late now

Don't forget to wear something pretty for the WI."

New fab power couple GrObi

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 48 weeks ago

Southampton


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

I love this too much

Me too. I’m buying a hat

Never living this down now ffs

If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.

Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice.

Bit bloody late now

Don't forget to wear something pretty for the WI.

New fab power couple GrObi "

brilliant!

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By *lexm87Man 48 weeks ago

Various


"Midnight (again) has chosen throwawaydevice1987z

Sorry Nero and Avalanche1001.

I’m treating you to a trolleydash around Lidl in Clacton. I’ll distract the security guard. Just dash right out……

I’ll treat you to a coffee afterwards. But not COSTA. Midnight has a blanket ban on all costas for some reason….

Apparently the slut walk with cum dripping down your hair isn't family friendly

Please say you were wearing heels. I think I need a sit down now...

Heels, sheer top and long p-leather skirt with a huge split +stockings

At 11am

mothers shielded their children's eyes

Sounds amazing.

I certainly made an impression

"

Even describing it is intriguing and thought provoking.

A great image to be able to put into people's heads.

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By *aizyWoman 48 weeks ago

west midlands


"Average hot chose MsWyld

Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde

I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes…..

my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them."

Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but

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By *otSoPoshWoman 48 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

New fab power couple GrObi "

Oh my god yes!

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By *illy IdolMan 48 weeks ago

Midlands


"Average hot chose MsWyld

Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde

I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes…..

my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them.

Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but "

You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir

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By *aizyWoman 48 weeks ago

west midlands


"Average hot chose MsWyld

Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde

I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes…..

my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them.

Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but

You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir "

That is the best offer I have had all year

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 48 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I can't find my date Kowkaw? Calling Kowkaw!

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Ah, fuck it, tried to send a cheeky message in good taste to my blind date, but I'm outside the age range. How much is that ticket to the abattoir, Misty? "

I think one of mine has gone UNLOS

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 48 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"

New fab power couple GrObi

Oh my god yes!"

You just know this will become the stuff of fab legend

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 48 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

I love this too much

Me too. I’m buying a hat

Never living this down now ffs

If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.

Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice.

Bit bloody late now

Don't forget to wear something pretty for the WI."

Oh shut it you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 48 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

I love this too much

Me too. I’m buying a hat

Never living this down now ffs

Why would you want too, your fabs prized muppet, its always you! Ha ha ha "

Obvs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 48 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

I love this too much

Me too. I’m buying a hat

Never living this down now ffs

If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.

Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice.

Bit bloody late now

Don't forget to wear something pretty for the WI.

New fab power couple GrObi "

Oh ffs

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 48 weeks ago

Southampton


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

I love this too much

Me too. I’m buying a hat

Never living this down now ffs

If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.

Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice.

Bit bloody late now

Don't forget to wear something pretty for the WI.

New fab power couple GrObi

Oh ffs "

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Ah, fuck it, tried to send a cheeky message in good taste to my blind date, but I'm outside the age range. How much is that ticket to the abattoir, Misty?

I think one of mine has gone UNLOS "

I know, let's turn off the lights and everyone grab the first one you can find in the darkness.

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By *bi HaiveMan 48 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"

New fab power couple GrObi

Oh my god yes!

You just know this will become the stuff of fab legend "

I'm not having a couples profile again....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 48 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"

New fab power couple GrObi

Oh my god yes!

You just know this will become the stuff of fab legend

I'm not having a couples profile again.... "

I draw the line at an engagement ring

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By *illy IdolMan 48 weeks ago

Midlands


"Average hot chose MsWyld

Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde

I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes…..

my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them.

Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but

You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir

That is the best offer I have had all year "

I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 48 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

I love this too much

Me too. I’m buying a hat

Never living this down now ffs

If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.

Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice.

Bit bloody late now

Don't forget to wear something pretty for the WI.

New fab power couple GrObi

Oh ffs

"

Shut it you

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 48 weeks ago

Southampton


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

I love this too much

Me too. I’m buying a hat

Never living this down now ffs

If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.

Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice.

Bit bloody late now

Don't forget to wear something pretty for the WI.

New fab power couple GrObi

Oh ffs

Shut it you "

It's just too funny Grobi-one

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By *aizyWoman 48 weeks ago

west midlands


"

New fab power couple GrObi

Oh my god yes!

You just know this will become the stuff of fab legend

I'm not having a couples profile again.... "

Will you at least post pics from your date with Grumpy on your profile? Pretty please??

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex

God I’m laughing so hard at this

Now I have time to read it..

So there have been some UNLOS, I’ve been blocked by contestants. I made a few cock iOS & typos. But all in all pretty good fun.

Thank you everyone for joining in so well. Some amazing effort by you all. And all taken in good humour.

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"God I’m laughing so hard at this

Now I have time to read it..

So there have been some UNLOS, I’ve been blocked by contestants. I made a few cock iOS & typos. But all in all pretty good fun.

Thank you everyone for joining in so well. Some amazing effort by you all. And all taken in good humour.

"

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By *aizyWoman 48 weeks ago

west midlands


"Average hot chose MsWyld

Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde

I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes…..

my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them.

Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but

You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir

That is the best offer I have had all year

I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh"

I'll bring my edam and crackers!

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"

New fab power couple GrObi

Oh my god yes!

You just know this will become the stuff of fab legend

I'm not having a couples profile again....

Will you at least post pics from your date with Grumpy on your profile? Pretty please??"

Yaaassss

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 48 weeks ago

Southampton


"God I’m laughing so hard at this

Now I have time to read it..

So there have been some UNLOS, I’ve been blocked by contestants. I made a few cock iOS & typos. But all in all pretty good fun.

Thank you everyone for joining in so well. Some amazing effort by you all. And all taken in good humour.

"

And well you Misty! Sterling work and great fun...

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By *edeWoman 48 weeks ago

the abyss


"

New fab power couple GrObi

Oh my god yes!

You just know this will become the stuff of fab legend

I'm not having a couples profile again....

I draw the line at an engagement ring "

Couples tattoos??

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 48 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

As someone who has been so shamelessly left on the shelf, does anyone fancy taking me to the Isle of Fernando?

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By *illy IdolMan 48 weeks ago

Midlands


"Average hot chose MsWyld

Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde

I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes…..

my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them.

Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but

You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir

That is the best offer I have had all year

I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh

I'll bring my edam and crackers!"

I'd hate to see this bottle of fizz I brought to celebrate going to waste. I'll bring it along x

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By *ookie46Woman 48 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Thanks for putting so much work into this Misty! Devastated to have lost, but I hope Cookie and TallSmall have fun instead! She's gorgeous, feeling very jealous right now

Actually, second place in fab blind date is definitely a thing, right Cookie?"

No losers here

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By *edeWoman 48 weeks ago

the abyss


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

I love this too much

Me too. I’m buying a hat

Never living this down now ffs

If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.

Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice.

Bit bloody late now

Don't forget to wear something pretty for the WI.

New fab power couple GrObi

Oh ffs

Shut it you "

You love it really

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By *eyond PurityCouple 48 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Great effort though Misty. Appreciate it and let us know when this losers party kicks off. "

Reoccurring theme

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By *eyond PurityCouple 48 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"BeyondPurity chose Irishman75

Sorry tastytatsy and gentle_mAn40

I’ve chosen a bell ringing course at St Mary’s Church in Dartford. Sounds dirty to me "

Bell ringing and potential of nuns - winner

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 48 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget chose Obi Haive

In Grumpy’s own words “sounds like my kinda woman”

So sorry to bathlad and littlemissmistressK.

Grumps & Obi are going on a lace doily making class held by Guildford WI.

I love this too much

Me too. I’m buying a hat

Never living this down now ffs

If only someone could delete the thread....nobody would know.

Erm... sweetie... I think they'd notice.

Bit bloody late now

Don't forget to wear something pretty for the WI.

New fab power couple GrObi

Oh ffs

Shut it you

You love it really "

Publicity innit

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By *illy IdolMan 48 weeks ago

Midlands


"Great effort though Misty. Appreciate it and let us know when this losers party kicks off.

Reoccurring theme "

Is everyone seeing this? Kick a man whilst he's down. Class act you are, showing your true colours here

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By *ex HolesMan 48 weeks ago

Up North

In

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By *eyond PurityCouple 48 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Great effort though Misty. Appreciate it and let us know when this losers party kicks off.

Reoccurring theme

Is everyone seeing this? Kick a man whilst he's down. Class act you are, showing your true colours here "

*Scrolls Willy’s pics

Smiles and nods

Anyway it’s good practice for you

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 48 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"God I’m laughing so hard at this

Now I have time to read it..

So there have been some UNLOS, I’ve been blocked by contestants. I made a few cock iOS & typos. But all in all pretty good fun.

Thank you everyone for joining in so well. Some amazing effort by you all. And all taken in good humour.

"

It's bloody fab! Thank you for all the larks

Mrs TMN x

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex


"Great effort though Misty. Appreciate it and let us know when this losers party kicks off.

Reoccurring theme

Is everyone seeing this? Kick a man whilst he's down. Class act you are, showing your true colours here "

Come and share abbatoir pizza with me. I’ve got a bottle of white lightening somewhere too…

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By *eyond PurityCouple 48 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"God I’m laughing so hard at this

Now I have time to read it..

So there have been some UNLOS, I’ve been blocked by contestants. I made a few cock iOS & typos. But all in all pretty good fun.

Thank you everyone for joining in so well. Some amazing effort by you all. And all taken in good humour.

"

What an amazing effort Misty - you deserve a medal for this - a fantastic thread and one that took time and effort

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By *illy IdolMan 48 weeks ago

Midlands


"Great effort though Misty. Appreciate it and let us know when this losers party kicks off.

Reoccurring theme

Is everyone seeing this? Kick a man whilst he's down. Class act you are, showing your true colours here

*Scrolls Willy’s pics

Smiles and nods

Anyway it’s good practice for you "

Is it you or your wife who keeps fabbing my pics?

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By *illy IdolMan 48 weeks ago

Midlands


"Great effort though Misty. Appreciate it and let us know when this losers party kicks off.

Reoccurring theme

Is everyone seeing this? Kick a man whilst he's down. Class act you are, showing your true colours here

Come and share abbatoir pizza with me. I’ve got a bottle of white lightening somewhere too…"

Sounds perfect Misty

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Great effort though Misty. Appreciate it and let us know when this losers party kicks off.

Reoccurring theme

Is everyone seeing this? Kick a man whilst he's down. Class act you are, showing your true colours here "

Did you expect anything else?

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By *illy IdolMan 48 weeks ago

Midlands


"Great effort though Misty. Appreciate it and let us know when this losers party kicks off.

Reoccurring theme

Is everyone seeing this? Kick a man whilst he's down. Class act you are, showing your true colours here

Did you expect anything else? "

Not from that sack of spuds

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"I can't find my date Kowkaw? Calling Kowkaw! "

I’m here

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By *otSoPoshWoman 48 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Average hot chose MsWyld

Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde

I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes…..

my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them.

Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but

You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir

That is the best offer I have had all year

I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh"

Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"For her first pick Midnight has chosen JA-Mll

Sorry GentinEssex and Theonlycunniljnguy

I’m sending you off to Prestatyn with a bag of 2ps to play the arcades.

"

whoop whoop, and if Midnight is a good girl I’ll treat ya to a bag of chips on a bench . I know how to treat a lady lol

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By *illy IdolMan 48 weeks ago

Midlands


"Average hot chose MsWyld

Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde

I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes…..

my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them.

Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but

You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir

That is the best offer I have had all year

I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh

Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng "

You made your bed, Posh

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By *cLovin2Man 48 weeks ago

Reading

Thanks for your hard work misty

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By *otSoPoshWoman 48 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Average hot chose MsWyld

Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde

I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes…..

my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them.

Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but

You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir

That is the best offer I have had all year

I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh

Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng

You made your bed, Posh "

Rarely. Seems pointless as I like messing it up too much

You didn't mean that bed, did you?

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By *illy IdolMan 48 weeks ago

Midlands

Misty, can I ask a question?

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By *aizyWoman 48 weeks ago

west midlands


"Average hot chose MsWyld

Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde

I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes…..

my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them.

Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but

You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir

That is the best offer I have had all year

I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh

Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng "

Oi, Posh! You got two dates, don't you be making moves on my loser! Sorry, my fellow loser!

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex


"Misty, can I ask a question?"

Yes….

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By *illy IdolMan 48 weeks ago

Midlands


"Average hot chose MsWyld

Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde

I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes…..

my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them.

Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but

You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir

That is the best offer I have had all year

I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh

Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng

You made your bed, Posh

Rarely. Seems pointless as I like messing it up too much

You didn't mean that bed, did you? "

As it's you Posh, I'm happy to be your sloppy seconds

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By *otSoPoshWoman 48 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Average hot chose MsWyld

Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde

I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes…..

my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them.

Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but

You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir

That is the best offer I have had all year

I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh

Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng

Oi, Posh! You got two dates, don't you be making moves on my loser! Sorry, my fellow loser! "

Hi sexy lady

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By *illy IdolMan 48 weeks ago

Midlands


"Misty, can I ask a question?

Yes…."

Will there be another thread where we find out which contestants were A,B or C?

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By *otSoPoshWoman 48 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPoshWoman 48 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Average hot chose MsWyld

Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde

I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes…..

my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them.

Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but

You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir

That is the best offer I have had all year

I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh

Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng

You made your bed, Posh

Rarely. Seems pointless as I like messing it up too much

You didn't mean that bed, did you?

As it's you Posh, I'm happy to be your sloppy seconds "

Yes!!

Come mess the bed up with me

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By *ornycougaWoman 48 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Misty, I am raising my enormous glass of jalapeno margarita to you from Cozumel. This has to be the best forum thread ever. The pickers and pickees on these threads have been hilarious and you m'lady are an absolute diamond for making it happen xxx

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex


"Misty, can I ask a question?

Yes….

Will there be another thread where we find out which contestants were A,B or C?"

If you would like my bits of paper…

You’re more than welcome to run it

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By *illy IdolMan 48 weeks ago

Midlands


"Misty, can I ask a question?

Yes….

Will there be another thread where we find out which contestants were A,B or C?

If you would like my bits of paper…

You’re more than welcome to run it "

No, it's your baby now

Looking forward to next week's episode

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By *illy IdolMan 48 weeks ago

Midlands


"Average hot chose MsWyld

Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde

I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes…..

my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them.

Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but

You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir

That is the best offer I have had all year

I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh

Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng

You made your bed, Posh

Rarely. Seems pointless as I like messing it up too much

You didn't mean that bed, did you?

As it's you Posh, I'm happy to be your sloppy seconds

Yes!!

Come mess the bed up with me "

Save it for another day. It's MrMonkeys moment now x

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By *otSoPoshWoman 48 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Average hot chose MsWyld

Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde

I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes…..

my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them.

Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but

You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir

That is the best offer I have had all year

I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh

Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng

You made your bed, Posh

Rarely. Seems pointless as I like messing it up too much

You didn't mean that bed, did you?

As it's you Posh, I'm happy to be your sloppy seconds

Yes!!

Come mess the bed up with me

Save it for another day. It's MrMonkeys moment now x"

Reasonable

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman 48 weeks ago

Essex


"Misty, can I ask a question?

Yes….

Will there be another thread where we find out which contestants were A,B or C?

If you would like my bits of paper…

You’re more than welcome to run it

No, it's your baby now

Looking forward to next week's episode"

Second word is still “off”

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By *aizyWoman 48 weeks ago

west midlands


"Average hot chose MsWyld

Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde

I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes…..

my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them.

Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but

You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir

That is the best offer I have had all year

I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh

Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng

Oi, Posh! You got two dates, don't you be making moves on my loser! Sorry, my fellow loser!

Hi sexy lady "

After your two dates, I have edam cheese and crackers and a cheeky fruit salad going spare from my failed date attempt if you fancy it?!

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By *otSoPoshWoman 48 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Average hot chose MsWyld

Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde

I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes…..

my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them.

Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but

You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir

That is the best offer I have had all year

I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh

Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng

Oi, Posh! You got two dates, don't you be making moves on my loser! Sorry, my fellow loser!

Hi sexy lady

After your two dates, I have edam cheese and crackers and a cheeky fruit salad going spare from my failed date attempt if you fancy it?! "

In

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By *aizyWoman 48 weeks ago

west midlands


"Average hot chose MsWyld

Sorry Daizy and Trixie Blonde

I hope romance blossoms as you race mobility scooters around Milton Keynes…..

my mate needs them back by 10am though as the home might miss them.

Thanks for doing this Misty, it was fun, but

You can sit next to me on the bus to the abattoir

That is the best offer I have had all year

I'll bring the nuts I was saving for Posh

Pffft. And I was gonna go for a grope during the snog and everythjng

Oi, Posh! You got two dates, don't you be making moves on my loser! Sorry, my fellow loser!

Hi sexy lady

After your two dates, I have edam cheese and crackers and a cheeky fruit salad going spare from my failed date attempt if you fancy it?!

In "

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By *drian52Man 48 weeks ago

Derby


"Thanks for putting so much work into this Misty! Devastated to have lost, but I hope Cookie and TallSmall have fun instead! She's gorgeous, feeling very jealous right now

Actually, second place in fab blind date is definitely a thing, right Cookie?

No losers here "

I don't mind coming second out of two! That is a beneficial outcome often.

Very hilarious thread Misty and well done

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By *rMonkeyMan 48 weeks ago

Somewhere


"NotSoPosh has picked MrMonkey this time

Sorry WillyIdol and Gentleswinger69

Well for the king & queen of the swingers … where else but “go ape” "

I thought my answers were shite, very surprised

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"For her first pick Midnight has chosen JA-Mll

Sorry GentinEssex and Theonlycunniljnguy

I’m sending you off to Prestatyn with a bag of 2ps to play the arcades.

whoop whoop, and if Midnight is a good girl I’ll treat ya to a bag of chips on a bench . I know how to treat a lady lol "

My kind of style!

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