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Oi, I 'erd you woz 'ard....!
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"I'm so 'ard I 'ave Chuck Norris cleanin my manor in a French maid uniform
If you'd said anyone but Chuck Norris id of believed you haha.
Everyone knows chuck is the man  "
Me old dad could have Chuck Norris for breakfast, tea and dinner |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"I'm so 'ard I 'ave Chuck Norris cleanin my manor in a French maid uniform
If you'd said anyone but Chuck Norris id of believed you haha.
Everyone knows chuck is the man "
He's my bitch now! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"I'm so 'ard I 'ave Chuck Norris cleanin my manor in a French maid uniform
If you'd said anyone but Chuck Norris id of believed you haha.
Everyone knows chuck is the man "
Nah he's an 80's icon but the only hard thing about him now is his earwax. I'd say it to his face too. (I'd whisper it while he was asleep from a safe distance.)  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"I'm so 'ard I 'ave Chuck Norris cleanin my manor in a French maid uniform
If you'd said anyone but Chuck Norris id of believed you haha.
Everyone knows chuck is the man
He's my bitch now! "
Lucky ex martials arts bastard! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"I'm pretty soft... but all these hard people around... 
Oh. Wait. That's not the kind of hard you meant.
My bad  "
There's always one that has to make a comic thread smutty isn't there! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman 39 weeks ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm pretty soft... but all these hard people around...
Oh. Wait. That's not the kind of hard you meant.
My bad
There's always one that has to make a comic thread smutty isn't there! "
I mean... I do my best  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman 39 weeks ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I had to abandon thread due to not being hard and being told off for smut 
And you shall remain in the naughty corner for the remainder of the night. "
That's not a fun punishment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"I had to abandon thread due to not being hard and being told off for smut
And you shall remain in the naughty corner for the remainder of the night.
That's not a fun punishment "
Ok, you can come out of the corner now. I trust you've learnt your lesson. No further smuttiness on comic threads in the future. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman 39 weeks ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I had to abandon thread due to not being hard and being told off for smut
And you shall remain in the naughty corner for the remainder of the night.
That's not a fun punishment
Ok, you can come out of the corner now. I trust you've learnt your lesson. No further smuttiness on comic threads in the future. "
Um.
OK.
Definitely  |
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The black hole at the centre of our galaxy is so 'ard it eats stars and planets for breakfast, ripping them apart and fucking them up like they've never been fucked up before.
It moved there when it saw me and shat itself. |
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By *TG3Man 39 weeks ago
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"The black hole at the centre of our galaxy is so 'ard it eats stars and planets for breakfast, ripping them apart and fucking them up like they've never been fucked up before.
It moved there when it saw me and shat itself."
you do have a beautiful eye  |
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"The black hole at the centre of our galaxy is so 'ard it eats stars and planets for breakfast, ripping them apart and fucking them up like they've never been fucked up before.
It moved there when it saw me and shat itself.you do have a beautiful eye "
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