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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"To save time tonight and not have to keep sending C&P messages:
Faf? 
I’ve always read this as “fit as fuck” - is it actually fancy a fuck? I feel so old and at odds with the youthful patois  "
In my case both. I'm fit as fuck and fancy one! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"Its a school night!! 
So bring your uniform to change in the morning!
I need to pack my lunch, sorry "
Oh, that's as lame an excuse as... I can't make it because my granny is ill!! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman 39 weeks ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I'm hurt, OP.
I save your thread from the depths of page 2 (maybe 3, I can't remember), giving you the chance to once again FAF the forum folk... and you didn't even acknowledge my oh so polite reply!
I'm gonna cry now  |
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"Its a school night!!
So bring your uniform to change in the morning!
I need to pack my lunch, sorry
Oh, that's as lame an excuse as... I can't make it because my granny is ill!! "
Ok, you come here tho |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"Its a school night!!
So bring your uniform to change in the morning!
I need to pack my lunch, sorry
Oh, that's as lame an excuse as... I can't make it because my granny is ill!!
Ok, you come here tho "
I'm now stepping into my teleport machine. It's a bit dodgy, doesn't always deliver me looking the same as when I stepped in it. I might come out looking like a gladiator with a 15" penis Or.... Ronnie Corbett |
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"I'm hurt, OP.
I save your thread from the depths of page 2 (maybe 3, I can't remember), giving you the chance to once again FAF the forum folk... and you didn't even acknowledge my oh so polite reply!
I'm gonna cry now "
Don’t despair lovely Posh. Testerossa is taking this one for the team. We can have a night off  |
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"I'm hurt, OP.
I save your thread from the depths of page 2 (maybe 3, I can't remember), giving you the chance to once again FAF the forum folk... and you didn't even acknowledge my oh so polite reply!
I'm gonna cry now
Don’t despair lovely Posh. Testerossa is taking this one for the team. We can have a night off "
* Testarossa.  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman 39 weeks ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm hurt, OP.
I save your thread from the depths of page 2 (maybe 3, I can't remember), giving you the chance to once again FAF the forum folk... and you didn't even acknowledge my oh so polite reply!
I'm gonna cry now
Don’t despair lovely Posh. Testerossa is taking this one for the team. We can have a night off
* Testarossa. "
She is an angel, isn't she  |
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By *aizyWoman 39 weeks ago
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"I'm hurt, OP.
I save your thread from the depths of page 2 (maybe 3, I can't remember), giving you the chance to once again FAF the forum folk... and you didn't even acknowledge my oh so polite reply!
I'm gonna cry now "
The very least you deserve for this is a penis mold from the OP, Posh! And I am outraged on my mate Posh's behalf, so I will be requiring a penis mold too! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman 39 weeks ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm hurt, OP.
I save your thread from the depths of page 2 (maybe 3, I can't remember), giving you the chance to once again FAF the forum folk... and you didn't even acknowledge my oh so polite reply!
I'm gonna cry now
The very least you deserve for this is a penis mold from the OP, Posh! And I am outraged on my mate Posh's behalf, so I will be requiring a penis mold too!"
Nicely played D! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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....You see this is why I hadn't replied in the moment. I was sitting really still waiting for the castmold of my penis to set!
Now then, I've lost track how many do I need to make and send? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman 39 weeks ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"....You see this is why I hadn't replied in the moment. I was sitting really still waiting for the castmold of my penis to set!
Now then, I've lost track how many do I need to make and send? "
Send me half a dozen and I'll distribute them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"....You see this is why I hadn't replied in the moment. I was sitting really still waiting for the castmold of my penis to set!
Now then, I've lost track how many do I need to make and send?
Send me half a dozen and I'll distribute them "
Heck, I'm gonna be sat here until the early hours. I'm running out of cast mixture! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman 39 weeks ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"....You see this is why I hadn't replied in the moment. I was sitting really still waiting for the castmold of my penis to set!
Now then, I've lost track how many do I need to make and send?
Send me half a dozen and I'll distribute them
Heck, I'm gonna be sat here until the early hours. I'm running out of cast mixture! "
Try butterscotch angel delight mixed with cornflour.
(I have no idea what will happen... but it sounds like it might work) |
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"....You see this is why I hadn't replied in the moment. I was sitting really still waiting for the castmold of my penis to set!
Now then, I've lost track how many do I need to make and send?
Send me half a dozen and I'll distribute them
Heck, I'm gonna be sat here until the early hours. I'm running out of cast mixture!
Try butterscotch angel delight mixed with cornflour.
(I have no idea what will happen... but it sounds like it might work)"
See... now I have a craving for butterscotch angel delight but, the nearest 24 supermarket to me is... probably Bristol!
It's just not worth a 3 hour round trip. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"....You see this is why I hadn't replied in the moment. I was sitting really still waiting for the castmold of my penis to set!
Now then, I've lost track how many do I need to make and send?
Send me half a dozen and I'll distribute them
Heck, I'm gonna be sat here until the early hours. I'm running out of cast mixture!
Try butterscotch angel delight mixed with cornflour.
(I have no idea what will happen... but it sounds like it might work)"
I've got cornflour but only chilli powder? ..... One hot cock coming up! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman 39 weeks ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"....You see this is why I hadn't replied in the moment. I was sitting really still waiting for the castmold of my penis to set!
Now then, I've lost track how many do I need to make and send?
Send me half a dozen and I'll distribute them
Heck, I'm gonna be sat here until the early hours. I'm running out of cast mixture!
Try butterscotch angel delight mixed with cornflour.
(I have no idea what will happen... but it sounds like it might work)
See... now I have a craving for butterscotch angel delight but, the nearest 24 supermarket to me is... probably Bristol!
It's just not worth a 3 hour round trip. "
It really is! It's heaven. Without the added cornflour |
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By *otSoPoshWoman 39 weeks ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"....You see this is why I hadn't replied in the moment. I was sitting really still waiting for the castmold of my penis to set!
Now then, I've lost track how many do I need to make and send?
Send me half a dozen and I'll distribute them
Heck, I'm gonna be sat here until the early hours. I'm running out of cast mixture!
Try butterscotch angel delight mixed with cornflour.
(I have no idea what will happen... but it sounds like it might work)
I've got cornflour but only chilli powder? ..... One hot cock coming up! "
Oooft! |
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"....You see this is why I hadn't replied in the moment. I was sitting really still waiting for the castmold of my penis to set!
Now then, I've lost track how many do I need to make and send?
Send me half a dozen and I'll distribute them
Heck, I'm gonna be sat here until the early hours. I'm running out of cast mixture!
Try butterscotch angel delight mixed with cornflour.
(I have no idea what will happen... but it sounds like it might work)
See... now I have a craving for butterscotch angel delight but, the nearest 24 supermarket to me is... probably Bristol!
It's just not worth a 3 hour round trip.
It really is! It's heaven. Without the added cornflour"
Don't get me wrong, butterscotch angel delight is the food of the gods but, I think I can wait till tomorrow! |
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"Perhaps I will just get one of the things Posh is making then, instead of actually having the real thing "
If I were in the East Midlands, and if I wasn't all tucked up in bed with my cat, I'd be more than happy to provide you with some reality! |
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